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Choosing an Online College
Choosing an Online College AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

As long as it's accredited and STEM, Cappy sees no reason to pay extra.
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The Clarey Test on Nicky Wire and Richie Edwards
The Clarey Test on Nicky Wire and Richie Edwards AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

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General Management vs  ACCA
General Management vs ACCA AaronClarey 3 Views • 6 years ago

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City or Suburbs
City or Suburbs AaronClarey 0 Views • 6 years ago

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Cappy's Random Bored During the Afternoon Podcast
Cappy's Random Bored During the Afternoon Podcast AaronClarey 2 Views • 6 years ago

Cappy is bored. And thus he podcasts. Join him and discuss intellectual stuff.

Natural Cure to Herpes?
Natural Cure to Herpes? AaronClarey 3 Views • 6 years ago

A young man has herpes and wonders if Cappy would recommend pursuing a natural cure. Cappy doubts such a cure exists, but they guy only has his disease to lose.
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How to Get a Pay Raise
How to Get a Pay Raise AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

It's very simple. Work for the competition.
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The Clarey podcast #277
The Clarey podcast #277 AaronClarey 3 Views • 6 years ago

Clarey Test on Rocco Siffredi, Zoltan Bathory, and Curt Shilling
Clarey Test on Rocco Siffredi, Zoltan Bathory, and Curt Shilling AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

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I'm Struggling With Engineering
I'm Struggling With Engineering AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

A young man failed linear algebra and dynamics, making him question his choice of mechanical engineering. Should he take a break? Yes.
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Should I Join the Canadian Military to Become a Cop
Should I Join the Canadian Military to Become a Cop AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

Yes, yes you should!
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Should I Become an Adult?
Should I Become an Adult? AaronClarey 0 Views • 6 years ago

It's sadly time to stop tanning on the beach and join the adult working world. If just to see what it's like.
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A Spectacular, Horrible, Life-Ruining Decision
A Spectacular, Horrible, Life-Ruining Decision AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

A young man wants to move from Florida to Minnesota. NOOOOO!!!!
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Burp and Fart Etiquette for Men
Burp and Fart Etiquette for Men AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

Cappy helps a client out with his farting and belching.
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Fuck Prestige, Make Money
Fuck Prestige, Make Money AaronClarey 0 Views • 6 years ago

A Canadian is trying to find employment before his visa expires, and wonders if he should keep his apartment and go to coding bootcamp. But his search for "prestige" and an "ethically moral" employer unnecessarily perplexes his search.
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Salvaging an Applied Economics Degree
Salvaging an Applied Economics Degree AaronClarey 3 Views • 6 years ago

If you can make the switch to Data Science or Computer Programming, do it.
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All Bosses are Lying Gray Haired Fucks
All Bosses are Lying Gray Haired Fucks AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

All bosses lie to their employees about job duties, promotions, and raises. The only way to beat them is to find another job.
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Ghost Gives up the Ghost
Ghost Gives up the Ghost AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

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The Clarey Podcast #278 The DT Christmas Special!
The Clarey Podcast #278 The DT Christmas Special! AaronClarey 2 Views • 6 years ago

Cappy and DT do the last podcast of the year and talk about stuff that is yet to be "D-Termined"

Double Dip Pension After the Military
Double Dip Pension After the Military AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

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Should I File a Claim?
Should I File a Claim? AaronClarey 2 Views • 6 years ago

A young soldier got a minor concussion from a car accident and wonders if it would be a dick move to file a claim. Cappy and The Great One understand his concerns, but for records sake, they're wondering if it wouldn't be best to file a claim anyway.
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Should We Move to Tennessee?
Should We Move to Tennessee? AaronClarey 3 Views • 6 years ago

Yeah, sure!
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The Clarey Test on Robert Mueller and Rod Rosenstein
The Clarey Test on Robert Mueller and Rod Rosenstein AaronClarey 2 Views • 6 years ago

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Asshole Consutling Live #3 - Special Guest Marijo
Asshole Consutling Live #3 - Special Guest Marijo AaronClarey 2 Views • 6 years ago

Special Celebrity Guest Marijo helps Cappy answer some Asshole Consulting questions!
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Falling Behind My High School Peers
Falling Behind My High School Peers AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Your high school friends are graduating from college, but you're not. That does NOT mean, however, you are falling behind. Quite the opposite actually.
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The Clarey Test on the Shark Tank
The Clarey Test on the Shark Tank AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy is highly impressed with all the Shark Tank members, but would only bow down to one.
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Request-Californian Career and Educational Opportunities
Request-Californian Career and Educational Opportunities AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Stay for the education, get the fuck out because of the Californian taxes.
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Request-I Don't Want to Work Hard
Request-I Don't Want to Work Hard AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

People who don't work hard end up working thrice as hard as those who are willing to.
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Request-NEVER Invest in Chicago or Illinois
Request-NEVER Invest in Chicago or Illinois AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young man wants to know if he should buy a house in the leftist shithole known as Chicago. Cappy says you might as well buy property in Venezuela.
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Request-Choosing an Employer
Request-Choosing an Employer AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A man is perplexed between choosing two employers. His buddy did a profitability analysis of the two, but Cappy believes the balance sheet is a better indicator of the reliability of the employer.
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Request-High IQ Girls for High IQ Guys
Request-High IQ Girls for High IQ Guys AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Don't hold your breath boys. Get cracking on excellence.
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Request-Finish High School, Then Kick Ass
Request-Finish High School, Then Kick Ass AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

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The Clarey Test on Noam Chomsky and Norman Finkelstein
The Clarey Test on Noam Chomsky and Norman Finkelstein AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy is completely unimpressed with these intellectual weaklings and frauds. He'd rather play video games than listen to these idiots spew.
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Request -Nurse Practitioner or Doctor
Request -Nurse Practitioner or Doctor AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Nurse practitioner. Fuck being a doctor.
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Request-What Would Negan Do
Request-What Would Negan Do AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

He wouldn't watch "Walking Dead!' That's for sure!
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Request-Where to Go to School to Become a CPA
Request-Where to Go to School to Become a CPA AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

We have Chad Elkins, the best CPA in America answer some questions about becoming a CPA
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Clarey Test Donald Trump and Piers Morgan
Clarey Test Donald Trump and Piers Morgan AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

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Clarey Test on Margaret Thatcher
Clarey Test on Margaret Thatcher AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

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Request-Minimalists and Credit Cards
Request-Minimalists and Credit Cards AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy is not against credit cards.
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Request-What Should College Athletes Study?
Request-What Should College Athletes Study? AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

What everybody else should be - STEM, accounting, IT, medicine and anything else that will land you a job.
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Asshole Consulting Clients CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDERS!
Asshole Consulting Clients CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDERS! AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Because Cappy's e-mail address has "Asshole" consulting in it, there's a good chance his e-mail ended up in your spam folder.
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Request Nepotist Bosses
Request Nepotist Bosses AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

The best way to deal with nepotist workers and bosses? Never work for them or with them in the first place.
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How Asshole Consulting Works for New Fans/Clients
How Asshole Consulting Works for New Fans/Clients AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy explains some basics about how Asshole Consulting works for new fans and new clients. Namely, "Fuck you. Pay me!" and how it isn't a charity.
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Request-Agenda 21 and Agenda 30
Request-Agenda 21 and Agenda 30 AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy explains and then answers some questions about Agenda 21 and 30. You have more immediate threats to worry about.
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How Feminism Ruins Young Women's Lives
How Feminism Ruins Young Women's Lives AaronClarey 8 Views • 7 years ago

Girls, feminism is not here to help you. And if you don't believe that, then just look at "feminist business school" and the concept of "women's studies."
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Getting Bars to Turn Off the Sports Channel
Getting Bars to Turn Off the Sports Channel AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

If enough people complain we can ban the sports channel from higher quality bars and enjoy a quiet, high brow drink.
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Request-Stop Being Afraid of the Pussy
Request-Stop Being Afraid of the Pussy AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A mid 20 something man who works 6 days a week is still a virgin and would like to know how to date girls and lose his virginity. Cappy loses it and tells him to stop being a coward and pussy when it comes to pussy.
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The Clarey Test on Henry Rollins and Sean Hannity
The Clarey Test on Henry Rollins and Sean Hannity AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy is impressed with both and considers both worthy of running for public office.
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The Clarey Test on Mark Zuckerberg and Cheryl Sandberg
The Clarey Test on Mark Zuckerberg and Cheryl Sandberg AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy would have a beer with Mark Zuckerberg. But would rather go to church than have a beer with Cheryl Sandberg.
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Request-Credit Analysts at Community Banks
Request-Credit Analysts at Community Banks AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young immigrant is present a choice between two crappy options. Cappy inevitably identifies the lesser of two evils.
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Clarey Test on Dan Bilzerian
Clarey Test on Dan Bilzerian AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy's only impressed with his physical feats. Not his cushy trust fund baby background.
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Clarey Test on Milo Yiannopoulus and Ben Shapiro
Clarey Test on Milo Yiannopoulus and Ben Shapiro AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy is very impressed with both Ben Shapiro and Milo.
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Request-Extracurricular Activities are Bullshit
Request-Extracurricular Activities are Bullshit AaronClarey 5 Views • 7 years ago

You don't have the time to waste on extracurricular activities in colleges. Stop effing around and get focused.
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Request-Quit Banking, Go Galt
Request-Quit Banking, Go Galt AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A man makes $200,000 in banking and wants to go galt. Cappy recommends he stays to earn FU money.
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Why Herman Cain Should've Been President
Why Herman Cain Should've Been President AaronClarey 4 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy retroactively speculates about why Herman Cain should've been president.
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Request-Returning to College
Request-Returning to College AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young man wants to go back to school and get an additional degree beyond his accounting degree. Cappy likes none of his options and recommends programming bootcamp.

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Clarey Test on Paul Joseph Watson and Michael Moore
Clarey Test on Paul Joseph Watson and Michael Moore AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Michael Moore impresses Aaron with his background and though a leftists he scores rather well. Paul Joseph Watson also tentatively scores a perfect score on The Clarey Test.
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Request-Work in Germany or The UK?
Request-Work in Germany or The UK? AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A Indian couple have a stable job in Germany, but the husband has been offered a more interesting and engaging job in the UK and wants to know if he should move. Cappy tends to agree in that his degree is so strong it won't be hard for him to find employment, even if the new employer screws him on the job details.
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Request-Girlfriend in Contact with Ex Husband
Request-Girlfriend in Contact with Ex Husband AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A young man has found out his girlfriend is in contact with her exhusband across the country and wants to know if he should dump her and how to move out. Cappy advises.
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Request What to Do After Teaching in China?
Request What to Do After Teaching in China? AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

After a couple year stint in China a young man wants to know what his options are when he gets back to the US. Cappy evaluates his top 5, but explains he has to research them to be sure of his choice.
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Request-Evaluate My Financial Plan
Request-Evaluate My Financial Plan AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy gives a client a once over for his financial plan. It's pretty good, but there are some risks.
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Request-Girlfriend Wants to be My Property
Request-Girlfriend Wants to be My Property AaronClarey 4 Views • 7 years ago

An 18 year old girl with an SS fetish wants to commit herself to be a 23 year old man's "property." Cappy is confused, but knows these kids need to calm the f down before committing to each other.
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Request-Ex Girlfriend Jealous of My Success
Request-Ex Girlfriend Jealous of My Success AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

A young man who came from abject poverty wonders why people are jealous of his success as he pulls himself out of it. He throws a curveball when Cappy finds out the man's ex girlfriend came from EXTREME wealth and now understands why his ex girlfriend was jealous of his success.
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Request-Never Spend More than $6,000 on a Car
Request-Never Spend More than $6,000 on a Car AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy shakes his head as he tries to help the youth of America when it comes to car purchases.
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Request-Buying Proerty in Vegas and Trump's Tax Plan
Request-Buying Proerty in Vegas and Trump's Tax Plan AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy is both pro-buying property in Vegas and pro-Trump's tax plan.
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"I'm Having Family Issues" is No Excuse
"I'm Having Family Issues" is No Excuse AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy gets mighty sick and tired of younger people using "family issues" as an excuse to fail at being an adult.
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When Hollywood Wants to Make Your Book a Movie
When Hollywood Wants to Make Your Book a Movie AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

When Hollywood comes knocking, realize it's usually incompetent nobodies who are only going to waste your time. Play hard ball with these fucks and tell them to put up or shut up.
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"But I'm from the Great Depression" Excuse for Hoarders
"But I'm from the Great Depression" Excuse for Hoarders AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

No, you're NOT from the Great Depression. You love things more than people and are a disgusting human being.
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Request-Whole Life Insurance is Not for Bachelors
Request-Whole Life Insurance is Not for Bachelors AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A well to do bachelor without children is trying to lower his tax bill and wonders if "whole life insurance" is away to do it. After reading about Cappy's hair goes up on the back of his neck.
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Request-How Millionaires Should Find Wives
Request-How Millionaires Should Find Wives AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A millionaire has made his money and now wants to find a wife. How should he? Cappy advises.
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Request-Overlooked for Promotion to Motorcycle Cop
Request-Overlooked for Promotion to Motorcycle Cop AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A cop with motorcycle riding experience get overlooked for promotion to the motorcycle pool for a cop with no riding experience, but more seniority. Was this favoritism and corruption, or a fair decision? Cappy rules from the bench and makes his decision.
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How to Deal with Idiots at Work
How to Deal with Idiots at Work AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young man has it pretty good at his job, but thinks the grass is greener on the other side. Cappy explains why it's not and the art of "dealing with morons at work."
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"Rent-a-Conservathot" to Sell Your Books
"Rent-a-Conservathot" to Sell Your Books AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy explains how to market your self-published books. But then comes up with an ingenious idea on how to do it quicker - "Rent-a-Conservathot!"
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The Aria and the Cosmopolitan - Cathedrals to Worship Women
The Aria and the Cosmopolitan - Cathedrals to Worship Women AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy explains the underlying psycho-sexual dynamics of "night clubs" and "party scenes," using Las Vegas' own Aria and Cosmopolitan as examples.
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Request-Stop Wasting Time, You're Gonna Die!
Request-Stop Wasting Time, You're Gonna Die! AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy rips into a 29 year old who's mooching free rent off his girlfriend and wants to know what his career options are.
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Request-Yes, You Need a Day Time Job
Request-Yes, You Need a Day Time Job AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Anxious to become self employed, Cappy reminds a young man he needs a day time job.
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Request-Breaking Into the Military and Bypassing MEPS
Request-Breaking Into the Military and Bypassing MEPS AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young man is trying to get into the military but is running into a bureaucratic nightmare with getting qualified physically. Cappy advises and asks any recruiters in his audience to help this young man.
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Request-Dealing with a Loser Brother
Request-Dealing with a Loser Brother AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A client has a brother that is into crime, drugs, and is just a general loser. Is he salvageable? No. But the client's life is.
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Accounting or Engineering: Which Degree is for Me?
Accounting or Engineering: Which Degree is for Me? AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

The never ending debate of Accounting or Engineering, Cappy votes engineering.
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Request-Personal Economic Analysis
Request-Personal Economic Analysis AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A young man wants Cappy's take on his economic situation. Cappy likes it, but makes some minor attitude adjustments about his expectations in his career.
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Request-How to Become an Astronaut
Request-How to Become an Astronaut AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy gives his two cents to a high schooler who wants to become an astronaut.
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Why the Stock Market Crashing is a Good Thing
Why the Stock Market Crashing is a Good Thing AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy explains why the stock market needs to crash by an additional 55% before it's fairly valued and why it's a GOOD THING if it does.
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Justin Trudeau is the World's Biggest Pussy
Justin Trudeau is the World's Biggest Pussy AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Being a 1%'er in the First World results in becoming the world's biggest pussy.
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Request-Dealing with Micromanaging Bosses
Request-Dealing with Micromanaging Bosses AaronClarey 4 Views • 7 years ago

Ask them, "Do you want to do this job?"
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Request-White Collar Skills for Blue Collar Jobs
Request-White Collar Skills for Blue Collar Jobs AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Fearing being unable to physically do his manual job in his old age, a younger man asks what he should do career wise to diversify his skills.
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Why Do Sunglasses Always Break?
Why Do Sunglasses Always Break? AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

After his 3rd pair in two months breaks, Cappy is done with "Pug" and Wal-Mart sunglasses. The Chinese purposely make them to break, and he offers a solution below:
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Age Discrimination in the Workplace
Age Discrimination in the Workplace AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy gets sick of people complaining about "age discrimination" when you don't control your age and most old people don't care to learn new skills.
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Request-Do Not Major in "Just Math"
Request-Do Not Major in "Just Math" AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

If you're going to put that much effort into a STEM degree make sure it's employable and not theoretical.
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Request-Quit Your Bullshit Internship
Request-Quit Your Bullshit Internship AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young man has a bullshit internship. It's pretty clear to Cappy that he should quit.
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Request-Should I Become a Doctor in the UK?
Request-Should I Become a Doctor in the UK? AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy isn't against it, but if you already have a software engineer degree under you belt, why not see if that bears fruit?
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Request-Military Millionaire
Request-Military Millionaire AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A young lady is about to join the Air Force, but wants to know how much she can expect to have in retirement, whether she should buy a rental property while in the military, and whether she should run a business. Cappy gets her to focus on one thing at a time.
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Request-Is Western Governors University Legit?
Request-Is Western Governors University Legit? AaronClarey 5 Views • 7 years ago

Yes, yes it is. And Cappy believes it's the future of education.
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Request-The Morality of Throwing People Under the Bus
Request-The Morality of Throwing People Under the Bus AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A client wants to know if your survival depends on it, can you throw people under the bus. He uses George Soros' youth where he acted like a Christian to avoid getting killed. Cappy mulls it over.
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Request-The Trades Make a Great Part Time Gig
Request-The Trades Make a Great Part Time Gig AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A guy with a fulltime job and a real estate license wants to know if he should pursue becoming a tradesman. Cappy thinks he can as long as it doesn't affect his performance in his other endeavors.
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Request-Avoid "Me Too Entrepreneurship"
Request-Avoid "Me Too Entrepreneurship" AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

"Drop shipping" and "selling penis supplements" online is "basic bitch entrepreneurship." But what makes a good entrepreneurial idea. Cappy expounds.
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Why YouTube is Superior to Teachers
Why YouTube is Superior to Teachers AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A frustrated sophomore in high school wants to know how to endure the boredom. Cappy advises replacing his teachers with YouTube.
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The Clarey Test on Mayor Michael Tubbs
The Clarey Test on Mayor Michael Tubbs AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Despite his youth and poor upbringing, Michael Tubbs is sadly just another academic democrat with no new ideas to help blacks beside "other people's money." Expect the same results as always.
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Request-Recovering from a Welfare Whore Mom
Request-Recovering from a Welfare Whore Mom AaronClarey 4 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy gets angry at how single moms abuse their children and tries to guide one out of poverty.
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