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A client wants to know what precisely is "private banking" and why it was one of the few areas of banking Cappy spoke highly of. Cappy explains it's because they're better people and that makes private banking more efficient.
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A young man desperately wants to ride motorcycles, but was falling over when he first learned 9 years ago. How do you overcome the fear of riding motorcycles?
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Answer: Yes. Yes they are.
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Hollywood doubles down on forcing politics and feminism down our throats, while managing to insult women at the same time since apparently, all they're capable of is plagiarizing what men did decades ago.
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A client wants Cappy to rip on Baby Boomer bosses, but the boss in question is Gen X. Cappy explains why all bosses, Baby Boomer or not, suck and are usually inferior to their underlings.
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A client wants to protect his GPA and therefore wants to choose shitty business majors. Unless he majors in Accounting or MIS Cappy recommends he drop out of college, discover a work ethic, and return only if he's going to major in something worthwhile.
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I review Bernard's new book "Man Going His Own Way" which you can find here:
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A 31 year old Aussie wants to know what to do with his inheritance. Cappy recommends paying off his mortgage and NOT buying anymore gold.
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What do you do to find a job after you get fired? What do you put on your resume? Cappy recommends doing what corporations do - lie your ass off.
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A couple disagrees on breast feeding and public and wants Cappy to referee. Cappy explains you have the right to breast feed in public and the public has the right to find it disgusting.
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It's because they're ugly. That's why.
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Cappy is normally very against getting married in college. But if you're religious...ehhhh...maybe. But first, get rid of that fucking "Bachelors in Ministries" degree. Then you can talk marriage.
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Majoring in "business consulting" is not a thing. You lack the experience to consult businesses and it's just another ploy to get dumb millennials to part from their money.
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For the love of god, NEVER make your book available to libraries or academic institutions. You make them PAY for your books!
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After 3 years in college a senior wants to know if he degree is a good one. Cappy shakes his head.
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A young man after getting a pension and disability from the military wants to know what to do with his life afterwards. Cappy explains for all the benefits of early retirement, agency will be his biggest problem.
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A young girl who's very intelligent had trouble making friends in high school, and now wants to make sure her libertarian politics doesn't fuck up her social life in college. Cappy provides some of the finer points about balancing non-leftist politics with the leftist social world of college.
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The twitter hashtag #WomenWithDegrees is a sad admission how we've lied to women about the realities of education and the labor market. Now millions of women with trillions in debt have unwittingly ruined their futures. Cappy explains.
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The Great Matt Baldoni fields a musical question for a man who is contemplating quitting his job and pursuing music full time.
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A client read Reconnaissance Man and wanted to know why Maine didn't make the list of states Cappy recommends. Cappy explains due to location, weather, and general "meh"-ness Maine isn't bad, it just isn't good enough.
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A girl wonders if she should get a CPA or an MBA. But this problem is moot if she doesn't escape her abusive parents at home.
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A Pakistani living with his American wife is trying to figure out which education he should pursue to escape poverty. Cappy looks at his track record which is full of worthless liberal arts degrees and recommends 4 routes for him to escape poverty. But it will be a long journey, which makes security guarding, ubering, or joining the military attractive options.
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Cappy explains how the evolution of the labor market favors independent contractors, and how even independent contractors will be replaced with robots.
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A client wanted the "famous" Clarey Test on Alex Jones. Cappy obliges and we find that Alex is a guy you'd love to have a beer with.
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After looking at a 108% projected growth rate from the BLS, a client wants to know if wind turbine mechanics are truly in that much demand or if it's a fake market inflated by the government. Cappy explains.
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A millennial was told he'd be up for promotion at the END of September. But he wants to be promoted NOW!!! Cappy kicks his ass back into reality.
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Many thanks to all of you who make it possible I don't have to ever work for a baby boomer cocksucking fucker ever again!
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An 18 year old is obsessed over a 20 year old that went on 4 dates with him and wants to know how to get over her. Cappy explains he lacks context and needs to understand you don't own women after you hold hands for 20 minutes.
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After successfully graduating with a Masters in Chemistry and landing a high paying job, a young man asks "Is this all there is to life?"
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After reading about an armless woman whose achieved more than most normal people, a woman asks how do we get people incentivized to get off their asses? Cappy says, "death."
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Cappy talks about Western Governor's University and why IT degrees are kind of obsolete.
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In a desperate attempt to convince millennials their "professors" are NOT their friends, but their true and worst enemy, Cappy reads an article from a professor desperately trying to protect his racket.
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A junior economist wants to know if we're going to print off money, then how would be fairly distribute it? Cappy says it's impossible in the real world, but ideally, we'd lower everybody's tax rates.
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Like "Supply Chain Management" and "Environmental Engineering" "Systems Engineering" is not a real degree, nor is it really STEM. Avoid it!
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A 38 year old doesn't know what to do now that he can effectively retire. Cappy gives him some ideas, but tells him to stop blaming everything on ageism.
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A young man flirts with a co-worker at a party while tipsy, and then realizes his mistake.
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Many women use bipolar to excuse evil and controlling behavior. But whether they have it or not, it doesn't matter. You NEVER date bipolar women.
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Why the excuse "I have a boyfriend" means absolutely nothing.
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A millennial entrepreneur is debating whether it's worth it or if he should just join the military. Cappy explains the SOLE reason one goes into entrepreneurship, but recommends the military anyway.
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A 19 year old girl is worried if she switches from an expensive liberal arts college for business to a less-"reputable" college for computer science her life will end. Cappy's head nearly explodes at the con-job schools and colleges successfully pulled on Millennials.
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You don't need the Clarey Test to tell if Hillary Clinton is a statesman or just another self-serving politician who loves herself more than the country she claims to serve.
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A young man has an opportunity to major in mechanical engineering for free...but is afraid he'll miss out on "girls" and the "college experience." Cappy unloads.
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A young man has a passion for dentistry, but also is told (by his university, surprise surprise) he'd make a great diplomat. Since he has no rich parents, Cappy explains why dentistry is the only way to go.
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Never donate to your alma mater. Colleges screwed you out of your youth, your money, and ruined your life. Tell them to FOAD when they ask for more.
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A client has trouble finding a church that traditional, based in the real world, and helps younger people with real issues in their lives. Cappy calls in "good Christian" Bechtloff to field this question.
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Everything you wanted and needed to know!
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For the 9,593rd time DO NOT MAJOR IN SCM!
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A 17 year old is working for an insurance company and wants to know if he should stay there or go into the trades. Cappy suggests he evaluate both by taking classes in Actuarial Science/Statistics and trade classes at his local community college.
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A man graduates with $100,000 for a BA in Business and wants to know what to do. Cappy says, "Sometimes you're just plain fucked."
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A sailor is debating whether he should continue working on the coolest weapons in the world, become a Naval Officer, or join us cubicle slaves working on our Excel Spreadsheets. Cappy explains the real world to him.
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You can listen to politicians or an asshole as to why wages have not kept up with labor productivity. Cappy explains:
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A new variant of the Permanent Portfolio has come out and a client wants Cappy's take on it. Cappy says, "meh, it's alright."
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My analysis is you're stupid for watching them.
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A client wants to know if she should enter the sex industry to pay for med school. Cappy agrees and expands on the economic argument for cashing in on your beauty.
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Cappy explains precisely what the hell is up with Deutsche Bank.
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After being set up with a disabled woman a client wants to know what kind of policy a man (or woman) should have when it comes to dating either mentally or physically disabled women. Cappy has separate policies for each.
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A client wants to know all the Ole Captain knows about motorcycles. Cappy compiles his wisdom and finds it's a very thorough and useful compendium!
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A student is debating paying out of state tuition in Portland. Cappy has a more important question - why the hell would you want to live in Portland?
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A young man wants to know how to be charming. Cappy explains that it requires not caring about what women want and focusing on yourself.
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A young man wants Cappy's economic take on overpopulation. Cappy obliges and preemtively tells the doomsayers, natgeo types, and Peace Corps frauds to shove it.
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We outsource to our special guest celebrity consultant, Matt Tran to field a question about switching to the IT industry and his opinion on programming bootcamps.
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A young man will inherit a duplex from his grandparents upon graduation. Cappy explains how not to fuck this golden opportunity up.
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Americans are lied to daily about what they can achieve and expect in life. Cappy bursts their bubble with a heavy dose of reality. A video that needs to be shared with everyone.
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An engineering major is worried if he doesn't join clubs he won't find a job. But if he joins clubs, his GPA will go down. Cappy explains why college clubs and activities are bullshit and why STEM majors need not worry about such bullshit.
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A NYC MGTOW has gone minimalist and wants to know what to do with his $1,000 a month in savings, preferably with an eye for retirement. Cappy comes up with a game plan that may very well be the proto-type retirement plan for MGTOW's everywhere. The real ones. Not the ones living in mom's basement.
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Fritz in Germany has to work wiping the asses of the elderly to support his career in technical writing. He wants to know if he should get a MASTERS in the field. Ummmm...no.
Got a question? Don't want to wipe asses for the rest of your life? Visit!
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After a crippling and scarring disease, a young man's original life's plan is shot and he is having a hard time seeing point or reason to move on. Cappy breaks out the "Non-Pity Stick of Incentive" and explains why and how one should move on in life, if for any other reason you have nothing left to lose.
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DON'T derive your life value from dating strippers.
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An insurance worker wants to know if he's insane for worrying about self-driving cars' effect on the insurance industry's future profitability. He's not insane, but Cappy suggests he worry more about telecommuting which is much closer and real.
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Looking for a pastor to produce sermons for an online church. Contact Aaron at "[email protected]" if interested
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You can buy "Bachelor Pad Economics" here:
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Forcing all kids into college is stupid.
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The key to happiness is in Colorado:
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Making only 38,000 EU in Dublin, an IT Irishman wants to know if he should pursue a questionable, mission-creep job in the UAE for 84,000 EU. After finding that Ireland is flooded with IT guys, Cappy suggests the Irishman has nothing to lose and might as well go to the UAE. Just look out for that thing called "the sun."
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What's a feminist's sexual dream come true? A government check and test tube babies.
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Every man should have a tuxedo. Cappy explains why (and how).
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A part time student who works wants to know how to manage his time better so he can achieve more in life. Cappy explains how he does it.
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An ex businessman from Brazil wants to know if he can go Galt on $40,000 a year? Cappy says "hell yes."
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Because it won't be "politics as usual" but an experiment that might just save this country.
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After his employer went bankrupt, a young man wants to know if he should continue working in the pot industry or become an accountant. Cappy suggests balancing a bit of both, but for gods sake don't go to school for "horticulture"
Stuck in a small farm town, a young man wants to know how to escape. He doesn't have a car. Cappy identifies a problem.
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After doing 4 years in the military a young man wants to become a truck driver...no wait a paramedic...no wait, a gym operator...no wait...
Son, get your ass back into the military.
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It simply isn't worth becoming an architect. The market is flooded and the educational requirements are inflated to screen people out. Become an actuary instead...but...if you run an architectural firm you can have other (desperate) architects make your designs reality...not to mention you'll get to be an architect without having to go to school
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People who drive luxury cars in America can rarely afford them. Cappy delves into his experiences with these people in banking, what their personal finances are really like, and why you don't want to envy these posers.
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Here's how you pay off the debt. By investing dollars in profit assets, not parasites who breed more children or corrupt banksters.
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A 22 year old can't figure out what to major in. Cappy explains why he's ahead of his peers not committing to college and explains the process by which to choose a major.
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Force your employees to commute and pay for parking? "Nah, not for me" say the Millennials. I'm going to play video games instead. And Cappy can't blame them.
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