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A man has discovered one of the rare mythical unicorns and wonders if he should continue to MGTOW it or marry the girl. Cappy recommends instead of being a VirginTOW he be happy in life and marry the girl. VirginTOWs may now all get their panties in a bundle.
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How communists used feminism to co-opt and corrupt women, effectively destroying the US economy.
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A man wants to know if it would be better to get his CFA or CPA? Cappy recommends the CPA because of it's versatility, but recommends STEM over both.
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A man with a perfect life wants to know if he should shell out potentially $75,000 and start a business. Cappy says hell no.
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At $9 an hour as an electrician's helper, an aspiring electrician wants to know what his next step should be. Cappy gives some harsh, but truthful advice.
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A young man is kicking around paying cash for a small condo or getting a house which would result in a mortgage, but the ability for him to rent out a room. Cappy can't conclusively recommend one over the other, but gives some pointers about choosing the right property for yourself.
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A young lady has a passion for (and some connections in) public health and wants to know if she should major in Environmental Public Health. After some research Cappy finds it doesn't pay great, but if she's a minimalist and TRULY loves it, sure!
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Would working for a delivery service make for a good college job? Cappy doesn't think so since you can't work on homework while being on the clock.
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A car loan can be just as destructive to your finances as a student loan! You NEVER EVER EVER buy a new car. EVER!
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After seeing the media butcher a friend's of his interview, Cappy has enough and explains to everybody that you NEVER talk to the media. You now simply bypass them altogether and go to YouTube.
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A bachelor wants to know if he has too MANY hobbies and what Cappy's favorite motorcycle rides were.
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An aspiring CPA needs 150 credits to sit for the exam. Should get take an extra major in finance or IT? Cappy pushes for IT all the way.
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A finance graduate and teller has two job offers - personal banker or service rep at a investment firm. He wants to know which he should pursue. Since he's taking his CFA I exam and is more interested in analysis, than sales, Cappy recommends the customer service rep position.
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A young man has decided to take a different path in life of entrepreneurship, self-education, and study. But finds out there's not a lot of his peers in this world. He wants to know how to address this problem, Cappy provides some answers.
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A client wants to see how the infamous George Carlin scores on The Clarey Test. There are no surprises.
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A 20 year old who's never left Texas wants to know if he should continue his engineering degree, join the military, or take 3 years and $40k and hitch hike through the US. Cappy comes up with a MUCH BETTER plan.
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A 25 year old boy who lives with his dad has three options. A worthless degree, a trade, and becoming a comedian/actor. Cappy recommends ditching the degree and pursuing the other two. Oh, and stop being a whiny millennial cunt about your ADDHDHDDHDHDD.
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A young man has a question about the value of professors with real world experience. Cappy explains why they're rare AND invaluable.
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A high IQ man is torn between "Big Law" or "Big Software." If forced, Cappy recommends big software. But seriously, choose yourself over both.
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An overweight (but exotic looking) young black lady has a man who has expressed interest in her, but she doesn't know if he's just looking at her for an easy lay. Cappy lays down the reality of physical attraction, but advises she use her previous galvanizing (and horrible) past as a tool to ensure she gets the best of both worlds and succeeds regardless.
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Cappy happens upon a world he never knew existed, but the economics, psychology, philosophy, entrepreneurship, and sociology is just compelling.
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After going through hell with an abusive, drunk addict, money-stealing mom, a 21 year old faces her inevitable death and wants to know why he feels bad for not wanting to be with her. Cappy expands evolution, parent-child bonding, and the loss of childhood as explanations and the seeds of solutions.
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The 23 year old son of a wealthy surgeon hasn't been able to complete college and doesn't know if he should become a doctor or an engineer. He also wonders if he has the drive to do so or if his father's charity has spoiled him. Cappy agrees, and recommends a staggered approach to solving his problem.
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A 20 year old man doesn't know what he wants to major in in college, but is afraid his parents will kick him out of the house if he doesn't apply for Fall of 2016. He also wants to do the Great Wild West road trip to find out where he should go and live the rest of his life. Cappy comes up with a plan that might solve all three problems.
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With everything going against him and nothing for him, a man wants to know if he should quit his job. Cappy recommends finding another one ASAP, but perhaps going "Office Space" in an attempt to just mix things up a bit.
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A 24 year old overweight woman is worried that by the time she loses the weight she'll be 27 and according to "MGTOW" and the Manosphere she'll be too old to date any more. She's also worried about stretch marks. Cappy delivers some cold truth and debunks the myths the VirginTOWs are dispelling.
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Between the three AND NOT INCLUDING CHEMICAL ENGINEERING, which does Cappy recommend this fine your man major in - Food science, Dietetics, or Chemistry. Cappy recommends CHEMICAL ENGINEERING!
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A man who is in the military is likely to end up in a government job, but doesn't want to become an economic parasite. Clarey explains why there is no more morality when it comes to collecting a government check and EVERY person should collect as much as they can.
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It's very simple. If Trump doesn't get the nomination, nobody will show up to vote and the democrats will win. So vote Trump or die.
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Cappy explains why the New York publishing houses are obsolete and all real authors should just self-publish on Amazon's Createspace platform.
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A young girl who's become disenchanted with her psychology degree wants to know if she should join the military. However, she would like to marry her boyfriend before hand to (maybe) "man up" her otherwise emasculated boyfriend. Cappy has other ideas.
The truth comes at a price. Pain. Both psychological and financial!
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A sole conservative in his family is constantly ridiculed, accused of having "privilege," goaded into political fights, and otherwise treated poorly when visiting family and he wants to know what to do. Cappy has a simple solution - leave.
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Fuck no, you never give your parents money.
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A soldier in Israel wants to become a dentist, but is wondering if he shouldn't become a doctor instead. After learning a bit about the two industries in Israel Cappy comes out on the side of "dentist" as becoming a doctor is just too much of a pain in the ass.
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A man wants to stop worrying about retirement and death as he fears it will lessen his life both in terms of enjoyment and health. Cappy agrees and gives him some pointers about his patented "Smith and Wesson Retirement Plan."
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A minimalist who's sitting on $52,000 and can work remotely wants to know if (and where) he should buy a house OR if he should go to college. Cappy explains his options which most men should be envious of.
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A successful consultant wants out! And he's wondering if he should be an author or become a parasite professor. Cappy recommends both and assuages all moral concern!
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A guy wants to know if he can join a band and enjoy life or continue being a slave to his abusive mother. Cappy unleashes.
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A 33 year old has a midlife crisis and wants guidance on whether he should stay in Alaska or move to Connecticut, Texas, or Africa. Cappy votes Africa.
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An aspiring entrepreneur has questions about his current business partner and his desire to bring in another business partner for IT sweat equity. Cappy hates business partners.
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A doctor wants to know if he should pursue an MBA as a means to diversify out of Obamacare and nationalized health care. Cappy agrees with some caveats.
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Stop supporting your parents who failed to support you. Please major in engineering. Cappy has spoken
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After Disney made people train their H1B replacements, a young man asks if it's worth going into engineering or STEM if we're just going to give our jobs away to cheaper foreigners. Cappy delves into some numbers shows it's still worth going into STEM.
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After finding his hours are likely to get cut and getting sick of living in Northern Alberta, an oil patch worker wants to know what to do to bring meaning to his life. Cappy recommends reconnaissance.
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A young man desperately wants to join the Navy, but may be delayed by three years because of medical issues. In the meantime he doesn't know if he should become a teacher. Cappy says why not do both?
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A political science professor has convinced a young man's mother that he MUST go to college. The young man would rather get his CCNA certification and go into IT. But how do you counter the influence liberal arts professors have over their students and even the parents?
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A short and sweet two question request. What does Cappy think of supply side economics and will Trump's protectionist measures help the US? Cappy answers.
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Freedom from employers can come from entrepreneurship, but it can also come from not have any mortgage or debts and therefore needing less money to begin with. Paying down debts is less risky than starting a business. So spend any windfalls wisely.
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When precisely is the next Assassin's Creed coming out?
Hi Sony, want to know why your PS5 will fail? Well...that'll cost you.
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A young man wants to know if he should endure the shame and attend a liberal arts community college in order to get his pre-reqs out of the way cheap, OR pay full price to attend a 4 year college and get prestige. Cappy delivers an emotionless reality.
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An Aussie left his parents at the age of 18. 4 years later after working two full time jobs he's sitting on $400,000 and wants to know what to do with it. Cappy gives him some ideas and recommends he find his folks again.
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A man's vision will deteriorate by 50 to the point he can't drive at night. He wants to know aside from NYC what other towns are the best for mass transit. Cappy mulls over his options and recommends warm cities vs. those with "great mass transit."
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A young man comes up with a solid Plan B to to go community college and pursue a BS in Computer Science. His dad however is ashamed of him attending community college and threatens to pull financial support. Cappy hates it when ignorant parents do this.
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An upset Texas asks Cappy to explain why people should never invest in Minnesota, but rather Florida. It's not a hard request because the facts are so compelling NOT to invest (or live) in Minnesota.
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An about-to-graduate young man has never had a girlfriend, wants to make fuck you money, and wants to overcome fear. He believes this can be achieve via a rite of passage like facing death, joining the military, etc., Cappy explains every American male's "rite of passage" is asking out and getting rejected by American women.
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A client asks Cappy about his opinion about the Panama Papers, tax havens, what are they, and are they a good thing. Cappy obliges with some detailed insight and explanation.
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Cappy outsources a client's question about making it in the music biz to an expert - the Great Matt Baldoni. You can visit him here:
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Two 19 year old guys want to start a "road trip" company and want to know if it's a "good business idea." Cappy says hell no and has thus saved them years of their lives and thousands of dollars.
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A short foreign college student has some questions about college, entrepreneurship, and meeting girls. Cappy addresses his concerns and gets exasperated at the mention of "metrosexual."
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An 18 year old wants to know if his potential juvie record will affect his desire to enter the military, become a fireman, and other potential career options. Cappy advises.
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A quick way to tell if your degree is worthless or not.
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Per a request from our Hispanic Agent in the Field, Cappy explains how to properly light and smoke a cigar.
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The clamor for "smart people to breed" gets annoying after while. However, I finally came up with a solution. If our genetics are so important to the future, then I'll gladly sell you my sperm for $7.5 million per kid you make from it.
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A kid who lost his dad very early, is further burdened by a parasitic mother who lives off of her teenage son. Cappy unleashes the most hate-filled fatherly love in the history of humankind.
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Cappy delves into the world of dating for Asian men in America and the world. Turns out, at least in America, most women prefer not to date Asian men. Cappy blames it on the law of supply and height, but can't speak for the rest of the world without more data.
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A kid is failing in engineering because he's lazy. Cappy tells him to stop being and fuck and stop being lazy.
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Being completely ignorant of history, the left has put a gun-totting, democrat-shooting, Republican on the $20 bill. By all measures and means, today most leftists would HATE Harriet Tubman...and she'd likely shoot them too!
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After four inquiries about whether I'd write a "Bachelorette Pad Economics" I decided to put together a short video instead that would provide what I believe to be the 6 most vital financial lessons women need to learn. They're not nice, but they are true. And your life will be better if you follow them.
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Bachelor Pad Economics
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A young man has a crush on his doctor and wants to know how to overcome it. Cappy comes up with some ideas.
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A young soldier who is a "perfect 10" has women slinging pussy at him. Unfortunatley, he's stationed at a place where sex is verboten and it's driving him crazy. Cappy has some ideas, but none that are going to solve his immediate problem.
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A marine wants to revolutionize society and wants to know how to do it when it comes to education, entrepreneurship, and finances. Cappy draws a basic road map, but questions whether society deserves his life commitment to this noble goal.
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An immigrant is trying to find his way in America when it comes to career, his family, his life goals, and fun. Cappy tries to paint a clearer picture to help him out and encourages him to get the fuck out of the east coast.
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A 36 year old janitor wants to expand his mind into the world of IT and wants Cappy's opinion on it. Cappy investigates and comes up with his observations.
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Given no rally, speech, or campus seminar can go uninterrupted without SJW's, socialists, and anti-free speech protestors, Cappy explains why they're obsolete...and thankfully so.
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A young man wants to earn some extra cash while teaching himself programming and math. Cappy has the PERFECT solution and it just happens to be the perfect job - security guard.
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An aspiring mechanical engineer wonders if he should take a summer job as deck hand on a cruise ship or take additional college courses during summer. Cappy votes "The Love Boat."
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A young man wants to switch from Accounting to either Civil or Industrial engineering, but isn't sure which. He also wants to know what he should do during summer to prepare for the switch. After singing the theme to "The Love Boat" Cappy provides his insight and explains why both are great fields to get into.
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A young woman in the UK wants to know whether she should go into medicine or finance if she wants to be a mom and live a simple, but comfortable lifestyle. Cappy recommends nursing/physical therapist for a multitude of reasons.
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A 28 year old inquires about the pros and cons of a vasectomy and wonders if it's for him. Cappy explains why every man should have a vasectomy.
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Cappy explains, very clearly, what happens after you die - we don't know. But he does provide some genuine logic that should ease your concerns.
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Cappy delivers the blunt truth about getting into investment banking, but asks a much more important question - why would you want to?
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What to do if you're majoring in economics? STOP! But if you're almost there or already graduated, here's what you can do to salvage that almost worthless degree.
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A young man wants to know if he should become a nurse or a doctor. Cappy recommends majoring in nursing, interning, and waiting till he graduates to determine if he wants to go the doctor route.
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A 14 year old can no longer tolerate high school and wants to know if he should graduate early or go to work for his uncle's grocery store. Cappy comes up with a much higher-aiming plan and gives the kid some pointers.
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Confused about what precisely "critical thinking skills" are and why academia constantly emphasizes them? Well, here's an explanation for normal people who live in the real world.
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An aspiring entrepreneur doesn't know which business major to choose. Cappy advises against a "Masters in Pubic Hair Combing Studies."
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A young man has a rapidly growing YouTube channel that he hopes will be his "career." But his parents want him to go to school or get a job...because he lives at home. Cappy opens up with both barrels.
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A client wants Cappy to analyze Turd Flinging Monkey's "Male Sex Drive" video which warns about (and provides the solution to) the fact men's sex drive is about 9 times stronger than women's. Cappy disagrees with the solution and provides his own strategy.
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A 19 year old wants to know which college he should attend based on "finding the easiest major." Cappy explains he shouldn't even bother with college because easy majors are a waste of time and money, and that he has larger issues ahead of him if he's that lazy.
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A young man wants to know if he should go the management route or blue collar route when it comes to his education in the trades. Cappy recommends a hybrid strategy.
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Cappy has no opinions about paid family leave, but knows the 12 weeks vacation is nothing but a naked grab for theft from employers.
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Explaining the economic phenomenon where unviable businesses keep popping up in high-rent districts. It's KHOMA and it's the world of "Keep Her Off My Ass" money!
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A successful and single young man is kicking around buy a mobile or traditional home. Cappy recommends mobile since he's so young and mobility is precisely what he needs.
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A viewer wants to know Cappy's opinion on voter requirements. Cappy reviews his list, but points out the list is moot in that too many stupid people have the right to vote and won't give it up.
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Medical procedures now exist that allow you to impregnate somebody post-vasectomy. This puts the control of whether or not to have a child 100% in men's hands. It also has the potential to eliminate illegitimacy, cuckolding, and spermjacking...that's if every man were to get a vasectomy.
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A young man was kicking around marriage until he found out his girlfriend INSISTS on hyphenating her name. Cappy calls it a deal breaker, but suggests he look for other red flags he may have missed while being blinded by "love."
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