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MLK was practical, Malcolm was a purist. But when it comes to caliber or personality and character, Cappy prefers Malcolm X.
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A young lady is wondering if the military is for her, and thus brings in a special guest consultant and Afghanistan war vet to answer the question!
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A self-fashioning aspiring entrepreneur in Australia isn't going to succeed if he can't move out of his dad's place and doesn't shape the fuck up. Cappy recommends the Australian Navy and rips on Millennials.
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A Brazilian's father, upon finding out his son wanted to become an engineer in the US, offered him a position as a diplomat in the Brazilian government. Torn between an easy overpaid government job and a real one with merit, intelligence, and fun, our client wants to know what Cappy recommends. Cappy recommends South Dakota all the way.
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Concerned about attending the best actuarial school in California, a client asks Cappy if it should be Davis, LA or Berkeley. Confirming his suspicions, Cappy proves it's not the school, but the degree that counts.
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The son of a Nigeria immigrant is fed up with Atlanta as well as school. but starting next (school) year he wants to put a plan together for education, potentially the military, and maybe moving to Toledo. Cappy says "Hellz to the no to Toledo."
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A young man in the UK is kicking around his options and is debating between becoming a plumber or going into IT. Cappy evaluates both options, but provides some caution about his educational options.
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A man who REALLY doesn't want to work with women wants to know if there's a place he can. Cappy explains, bar solo-entrepreneurship, no and he better get used to it.
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A man with a stable job wants to know if he should rent or buy in Ventura County California. Cappy analyzes the housing market, but also delves into the personal variables that ultimately determine whether one should buy a house in the leftist shithole known as California.
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A client asks for Cappy's opinion on Trump and potentially defaulting on the US debt. Cappy explains where he sits on the issue, but more importantly explains what would happen if the federal government were to simply default on its debt.
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A 27 year old man has a low level job that pays the bills. However, he feels he needs more in life and should "get his act together." Cappy explains that at this age, all men need agency and purpose in life and without it, they will suffer. However, you need to go out and find it in today's world since what traditionally gave men agency and purpose in the past (raising a family) is increasingly and obsolete option.
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An aspiring CPA wants to know if he should get his Masters in Accountancy or take a job that pays quite little. Cappy outsources it to our guest celebrity consultant, Chad Elkins, CPA to get the most accurate answer.
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A lousy kid double majoring in Physics and Computational Mathematics who can "only" manage a 3.95 GPA is wondering if getting his PhD in Computational Mathematics would be worth the salary he'd make as a quant. Despite his choice of weak degrees and lousy GPA, Cappy thinks he "may" stand a shot at success.
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A client finds more of his female friends on Facebook are using the euphemism "Domestic Engineer" to say they're a stay at home mom. Cappy explains the reasons for this, but wish more women would have pride in being stay at home moms making such euphemisms unnecessary.
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A felon with child support payments has turned his life around and is contemplating a JD, an MBA, or a CPA, but is concerned his felony will prevent him from getting a job. Cappy believes it is only entrepreneurship that will save him and recommends the CPA route.
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A client has a simple request - "What the heck is short selling?"
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A young man wants to know if negotiating the LOWEST possible salary is a good strategy to get in, get your foot in the door, and prove yourself to be indispensable, and THEN demand a high wage. Cappy agrees with this in theory, but empirically it has not played out in Cappy's experiences.
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A 27 year old has tried phlebotomy, psychology, personal training, and neurology and only has $39,000 in debt to show for it. He wants to know what to do. Cappy says focus and join the military.
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A 21 year old who dropped out of college when she was 19 is ASHAMED when she compares herself against her peers who are all graduating from college this spring. Cappy explains why she is LIGHT YEARS ahead of her peers, as the artificial environment called "school" will be coming to an end for all of them.
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In this excerpt from "Bachelor Pad Economics" we review the major lies of feminism and how it hurts women, as well as men. You can find the book here:
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A repeat customer is concerned about the US economy, another crash, and specifically if California is in another housing bubble. Cappy explains some economics, KHOMA markets, and some data that explains that though pricey, California's housing market is NOT in a bubble.
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After wisely switching his major from finance to MIS, a young man wants a little more guidance in life given how his past has been full of such unreliable guidance. Cappy gives him some pointers and structure, but doesn't tell him PRECISELY what to do as that is up to the individual.
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A 23 year old man has a full time job, and a ton of hobbies. He's in shape, and is working on some entrepreneurial ventures. He just doesn't have time for girls, but does inevitably want a family. How do you organize and prioritize your time? Very cleverly. Very cleverly.
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You've been lied to, consciously or not, by your elders, resulting in a life that is either severely handicapped, or outright destroyed. Bachelor Pad Economics gives you the road map to get your life back.
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A simple video explaining how your teachers and educators are abusing and taking advantage of you so they may employ themselves, while sending you down the path of effective second-class citizenship.
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A college student has an interest in both Computer Science and Accounting, but doesn't know which is better. Computer Science is, but that doesn't mean accounting wouldn't play a vital and helpful role in your future career.
The truth your father and brother were too big of pussies to give:
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A self admitted 28 year old loser has so many life-threatening problems he wants to know how to prioritize them all. Cappy explains since they're all vital he needs to solve them all. And in taking on this Herculean task, his brain may just not have the time to even start worrying about it.
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A young man wants Cappy's opinion of his game plan to take on a second job, take an online course to learn Python, and then land a job as a Python developer. Cappy sees some flaws in his plan.
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Real pro-capitalism/pro-free market sites monetize.
Fake ones ask for donations.
Cappy rants.
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A Korean national followed Cappy's advice and joined the US military to become a citizen. Though a great success story, he has 9 months before he joins and wants to know what to do in the meantime. Cappy says VEGAS BABY!!!!
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A tortured young man is feeling guilt over his father's death as his last wish was to see his son. However, when you see what the kid went through to take care of his father, you realize he is the last person to feel guilt. Cappy tries the best he can.
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A STEM teacher in the public schools is contemplating leaving and is concerned about the emigration of other STEM teachers from the public schools to the private sector. Cappy hates the public schools and is happy to see the smart people leave...though remember, teaching is a cake job.
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Don't be a dumb ass and move to a town without a job. Just another pointer from Cappy.
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A doctor has several questions about inflation, interest rates, banking, 529 plans and trusts.
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People claim genetics determine whether you're day, like apples, and a whole host of other things. But can genetics compel people to commit crime and other immoral acts against others. Cappy agrees, but is very cynical about how "blaming psychology" or "genetics" is too easy a card for evil people to abuse.
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A sailor wants to pursue a degree in Info Security, but wants to know if his Associates in General Studies will help. Sorry sailor. Back to 2 year college for you! Oh, and stay in the military.
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A young sergeant in our beloved US Army wants to own a Domino's franchise when he retires. He's taking courses in business, but Cappy recommends accounting instead. He's also trying his hand at Twitch TV and also considering becoming an officer. Cappy recommends all of them. A nice request to see a young man aiming to make the best for himself.
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A military man has a question about cartels. Specifically, how they can get away with it and charge men 3 months salary for a diamond. Cappy explains.
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A sailor's dad is going into dark places after his mom left him, and wants to know how to get his dad out of it and back into life. Cappy has some ideas, but ultimately, you can't force people to do what you want them to.
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A young man in Canada wants to know what are the signs the government may in a Cyprus like way confiscate or "hair cut" your bank account. Cappy explains the CONDITIONS as well as some of the symptoms that leads governments to steal your money.
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A young man has plateaued working out and wants Cappy's recommendations. Cappy explains what worked for him...when he wasn't an out of shape pudgy 40 year old fuck.
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A young man in Toronto is tiring of the daily grind and is contemplating moving out to the American West. Cappy recommends he consider Alberta and British Columbia as well, but also gives him a strategy for "finding his place" in the West.
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A drunk Cappy still manages to get some advice and insights in on prospective petroleum engineering majors. He advises NOT to give up the dream, but to postpone and divert into other more profitable fields.
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A New Zealander wants Cappy to apply The Clarey Test to their Prime Minister, John Key. And unlike most politicians, he passes with flying colors.
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Leftists in academia are using the false rape hoax of college campuses today to effectively form their own form of government, through which they intend to execute their entire life's purpose of punishing those they view as enemies to marxism (whites and males). The solution is simple - just don't attend those universities or colleges, and instead attend Hillsdale, Western Governors University, and other conservative colleges where leftists are not in charge.
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A young man think he HAS TO go to U of C San Diego to get a degree in engineering. Cappy points out the fact that it is your DEGREE, not the SCHOOL that lands you jobs.
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A young man is debating between a low-paying medical position and a high paying IT position. Cappy delivers some economic data from the BLS.
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A 31 year old man is likely to take over his dad's security guard business in Germany. He also managed to save up $100,000. He wants to know what his next steps should be, and while Clarey makes some recommendations, he emphasizes that none of that will matter unless the guy learns to focus (the orginal request was 6 pages long).
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An astute observation about how racists deserve each other.
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A vet was medically retired at 31 from the Army and now has a pension that will last him a lifetime. Only problem is "what now?" Cappy evaluates his options and suggests a couple more. Whatever you do, inaction is death. Keep moving.
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Conspiracy theorists trade in reason and reality so they can live in a delusional world so they can have the intellectual stimulation they're too lazy to work for. There is no reason to waste any of your precious few seconds of life on them.
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Cappy debunks arguably the dumbest of leftist arguments - that there's a fixed economic pie. He then provides a MANDATORY lesson on economics and inflation. One that is better than three of your college economic courses.
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A history major who is now half-assing it in seminary is contemplating leaving the priesthood and becoming an accountant. Not only is it a better career, but Cappy agrees since he's interested in marriage, it's best to leave the priesthood.
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A 25 year old self made millionaire is having trouble finding normal friends. Cappy explains he's a statistical freak and there is no solution.
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Does Cappy think Jesus was legitimate or a fraud. Cappy thinks neither, but doesn't hate Jesus just the same.
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A young man has questions about what to major in, but also has gone through withdrawal from steroid treatments which marred his physical appearance and affected his social life. Cappy explains why this may be a blessing in disguise, and delves into what is true friendship.
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A middle aged man wants to know if he should cut back on contributing to his 401k to pay off debts. After some quick analysis, Cappy insists he does that AND SPEND LESS. His debts would vanish if he pursued a minimalist lifestyle
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A college student is suffering the sanctimonious attitude of undergrad Psychology majors. He wants Cappy to rip them a new one. Cappy explains there's no need to as merely pointing out the reality of psychology majors is insulting enough.
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An 18 year old man is trapped in San Francisco. Cappy explains how to escape and why San Fran is no place for real men to live.
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A request for Asshole Consulting. A client wanted to know how America's top 5 mobsters scored on The Clarey Test. All perfect scores, all infinitely better and more trustworthy than politicians.
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If you love your children (or just want to avoid being put in a cheap nursing home) you will NEVER force your children to perform in a Christmas Pageant at church.
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What causes terrorism and mass shootings? Is it coincidence the majority of perpetrators are male? Does an overbearing government, slow economic growth, and a lack of stable women have anything to do with it? As you'll see, be you an ISIS terrorist or a sexually frustrated millennial shooter, both are driven by a lack of agency or purpose in this world. And if we are up front about it, we can end these scourges.
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http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/....2013/10/28/terrorist
http://www.heritage.org/resear....ch/reports/2011/05/t
http://www.dallasnews.com/news..../local-news/20151203
An excerpt from The Clarey Podcast. You can find The Clarey Podcast here:
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A young man asks about which trade system is best - 100% free trade or one with tariffs, taxes, subsidies, currency controls, and dumping. Cappy explains why international trade is a great thing and why you DEFINITELY want it..."Russian cigars?" Yuck!
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Should we aim to "indoctrinate" society with good values and cultural norms? "HELL NO" says the Captain. The real world will naturally "indoctrinate" people with the optimal values.
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A 16 year old employed his teacher's wife, family members, and others with an online business. He wants to go to college, live in Italy, major in business, get his MBA, raise sheep, build a tractor, and raise chickens. Cappy suggests he focus on entrepreneurship making college completely unnecessary and achieving the American dream before he's 25.
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A man's wife gets the gastric by-pass, loses 100 lbs and now wants to separate from him. But at least they had a children before all this bullshit occurred. Cappy is not a miracle worker and can't solve this one, but uses it as a case study by which all men should learn from.
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A young man is concerned about his cousin who was recently indoctrinated into becoming a feminist. Cappy explains what a person can do to prevent a loved one from becoming a feminists, but ultimately, it's their choice and you don't control them.
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Cappy's asked about his opinion of the next 100 years of technology. He can't guarantee anything, but he does have some predictions he's quite confident will happen:
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A young man has a ton of IT certifications, but is getting pressure to get a masters in "Criminal Justice" or a law degree. Cappy suggests he ignore what "they say" and pursue his (obvious) passion of IT.
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When a guy says "Assistant Vice President" it means, "I'm a low ranked dude bro at my local mortgage company." That or the person offering you the job is using the title to lowball you on salary. Beware the term "vice president."
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For those lucky few who purchased one, here's the instruction manual on how to put on the Silver Dollar Bikini (TM).
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Cappy addresses the increasing concern of STEM majors who can't find jobs. The truth is the labor market is horrible for all graduates, but STEM still pulls through in the end. But if you want to REALLY be successfully employed in STEM, you're just going to have to start your own business.
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A young man wants to know if his 23 year old girlfriend who is hotter than him, has bat shit insane parents, and has cheated on him is "marriage material." Cappy answers.
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A young man wants to know what to do with his $40,000 inheritance. Cappy does NOT recommend a sports bar or RRSP.
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The democrats get votes by offering two things:
Other people's money and
Ego protection
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Forget Compton, Minneapolis, Detroit, Ferguson, or "Chiraq!" What about Sedona, Bisbee, Santa Fe, and Crocus Hill? Those leftist shitholes make the others look like heaven! NEVER LIVE IN LEFTIST TOWNS. EVER!
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In the case YouTube decides to pull the plug on Cappy's channel here, do not panic. It's all good. "You ask for miracles I give you the F....B....I"
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A young man wants to know if he should study computer programming or self teach it to himself. Cappy recommends trying it the self-teaching way, but there's no shame in taking a college class.
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A young man who has his act together is about to embark on getting his electricians certification. He wants to know whether he should stick with his daytime job while he gets certified or move out of Minneapolis as quickly as possible and venture to equally boring midwest towns. Cappy suggests he stay here until he gets his licenses, but then consider towns that don't suck.
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A young finance graduate wants to know how to make it in banking. Cappy suggests finding a job in anything but banking. But if you insist on banking, here are some tips. Plus, you're girlfriend is not "homely."
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After flagging one of my videos as hate speech, YouTube took it down...only to put it back up a week later. While the title may have seem controversial, the message in the video was anything but. However, it raises a good question - what is better?
Telling people pretty lies?
Or telling them hurtful truths?
The answer is obvious, truth. But cowardice, political correctness, and a fear of being accused of being an "ist" is what guides people's decision in what can and cannot be published. And it is the disadvantaged groups of society that suffer the most when we prefer to tell them lies instead of telling them the truth.
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A young lady wants to know how to build confidence and how Cappy overcame his shortness. Cappy explains it's that he never gave it a thought and thus never let it affect him. He's then interrupted by the idiots at Macarran International Airport.
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A young girl has overcome her mother's brainwashing to become a feminist, and wants to become a mother and be "dominated" by a husband instead. However, she is already half way through dental school and doesn't know if she can be both a dentist and a mother and a wife. Cappy explains how "women can have it all" but it requires doing it one at a time, not all at once.
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A real "loser" is torn between his options of becoming a doctor, an aerospace engineer, or a pilot in the USAF. Cappy recommends he further research and interview people in those fields to narrow and eliminate some of his choices.
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A young man wants to become an entrepreneur. He also wants to know how to do better with women. The problem is he's 19 and has interests such as jazz, working out, and is a nice guy. Cappy tells him to become Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Nice guy for a future wife candidate and an asshole to nail as many 19 year old girls as possible.
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A 28 year old man hates his job and wants to know what his options are. Cappy explains his options, but also explains ALL JOBS SUCK and there's no getting around it. Plus, marry the 20 year old hottie who worships you as a god.
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A young man's career is hindered by an average degree with an average GPA. But it's completely been stopped by his introverted nature and avoidance of interacting with humans. Cappy delivers a swift kick to the ass telling him interacting with people is NOT optional and that he should move out of his parents house as the first step.
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A 23 year old is "Catfishing" ie-setting up fake profiles with other people's pictures to live a vicarious life on the internet to escape his miserable life in the real one. Cappy explains why he and many other young men do this in an effort to stop him.
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Alex wants to know what Cappy thinks of returning to the gold standard and if it's feasible. Cappy explains what a "commodity backed currency" is and how it's possible to go back to one, without sacrificing today's technology.
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The biggest hold up in Cappy's new business venture isn't IT, product development or distribution. It's finding a pretty model that can show up on time and not flake out at the last minute. Ahhh, the memories of dealing with 20 something hotties.
Two lessons to learn here: 1, the hotter they are boys, the less reliable they'll be. And 2, ladies, if you are hot, all you have to do is be reliable and competent and the world is your oyster. Just do what you say you're going to do when you said you're going to do it, and you can expect Jenna Marble-esque levels of success.
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With "transgenderism" and "transracialism" in the "news" a viewer asks what is the socioeconomic impact of it all. Cappy says not to worry about the .0004% of the population that is genuinely trans-something, but worry about the millions of spoiled adult children who will use it to falsely claim victim status to collect government money.
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A recent graduate has some hustle and drive, and wants to get into sales or banking. He asks Cappy for advice, but Cappy recommends not limiting himself to traditional sales jobs. Used car salesmen, communion wafer salesmen, skateboard proprietor, something, as long as you find your calling.
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A degree in the liberal arts is not the same as a degree in business.
And a degree in business is not the same as a degree in STEM.
Know the facts. Liberal art GPA points only carry 25% the weight of a STEM GPA point. Ensure you're spending your money on a worthwhile degree.
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After listening to Sargon's interview with Adam Baldwin I was compelled to put together this presentation to convince Sargon he is indeed NOT a leftist. Hopefully it convinces many of you on the "left" who have similar such beliefs but are unaware of just how much is spent on socialist causes by modern day governments (with nothing to show for it).
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A young man approaching 30 left engineering school, bought a house for his folks and is stuck in a dead end job. He wants to know what his next step should be. Cappy endorses engineering.
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