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Video Request-Post Apocalyptic Cappy
Video Request-Post Apocalyptic Cappy AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A battery of questions about why Cappy owns guns, what does he think will happen, is it going to be a big mighty crash or a slow decay into a post apocalyptic world? Cappy explains his prepping strategy and theory.

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Video Request-Have What It Takes to Become a Doctor
Video Request-Have What It Takes to Become a Doctor AaronClarey 3 Views • 9 years ago

A girl has a 2.5 in biology, a 3.5 hour daily commute to college, and is wondering if she has what it takes to become a doctor. Cappy bets "no."

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Video Request Moving to Bulgaria
Video Request Moving to Bulgaria AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

Why We All Can't Work for "Non Profits"
Why We All Can't Work for "Non Profits" AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

Non-profits produce nothing of value. Worse, they usually fail at their stated goal. So why do we have them and why are an increasing amount of people working for them?

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Video Request-Recommended Education for Bakken Workers
Video Request-Recommended Education for Bakken Workers AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A bakken oil field worker wants to get an education in a field that will help him while still in the Bakken, but also help him should the oil boom bust. Cappy comes up with options, but cannot pull the trigger.

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Utah Badlands
Utah Badlands AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

Video Request-Business Degrees are Bullshit
Video Request-Business Degrees are Bullshit AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A young lady wants to know Cappy's opinion of several business programs she's looking at in Germany and elsewhere. The sad truth is 99% of business degrees are bullshit.

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Why Uber and Lyft are Godsends for Young Men
Why Uber and Lyft are Godsends for Young Men AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

With the labor market being shit for young men, it is internet opportunities like Uber and Lyft that make it so you don't have to suffer like your Gen X predecessors.

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"We Need a Guest Bedroom for My Parents"
"We Need a Guest Bedroom for My Parents" AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

Overheard in a conversation where a young lady was under the impression their house needed a "guest bedroom for her parents."
Cappy draws the line, tells men to grow a pair, and explains some 4th grade math to the delusional spoiled brat suburbanite princess who are under the false impression their parents "need a guest bedroom."

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Video Request-Cappy's 2016 Presidential Analysis
Video Request-Cappy's 2016 Presidential Analysis AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

Should women be allowed to be president? What will happen if Hillary is elected? And what does Cappy think of the 2016 election? And more in this video request.

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Video Request-Cappy's Western Road Trip Recommendations
Video Request-Cappy's Western Road Trip Recommendations AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A young man in Los Angeles wants to know what Cappy would recommend for a cross country roadtrip. Cappy recommends staying on this side of the Mississippi as "that's where all the cool shit is." East there's nothing but towns and "Civil war battlefields." So prepare your paper and pencil to take notes as Cappy goes through his recommended route for the great American West Road Trip!

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Video Request-Public v  Private Schools & Prisons
Video Request-Public v Private Schools & Prisons AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

An Indian man wants to know the merits and drawbacks of privatized schools and prisons. Both are unique industries in that you'd think they'd ideally be owned and managed by government, but never underestimate the power of the free market and capitalism.

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Video Request-Pros & Cons of a Universal Global Currency
Video Request-Pros & Cons of a Universal Global Currency AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A young man wants to know what the pros and cons would be of having a "world currency." Cappy goes into some of the interesting theoretical and economic reasons you'd want a global currency....then delves into the reality of what would likely happen.

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Video Request-What to Do with $2,000 Before I Join the Navy
Video Request-What to Do with $2,000 Before I Join the Navy AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A young man is about to ship off for 8 years as a sailor. But he has $2,000. What should he do with it before he joins the Navy. Cappy has some ideas.

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Cappy's Analysis of "The Permanent Portfolio"
Cappy's Analysis of "The Permanent Portfolio" AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A viewer asks for Cappy's opinion on Harry Browne's "Permanent Portfolio" which recommends 25% stocks, 25% bonds, 25% precious metals, and 25% cash. After reviewing the historical performance of the permanent portfolio strategy, Cappy makes some observations about it's validity and use going forward.

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My Adult Child Won't Listen to Me
My Adult Child Won't Listen to Me AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

Having trouble getting your adult child to move out of the house, let alone listen to you? Don't hire a therapist (again). Hire Asshole Consulting. We deliver the desperately need swift kick in the ass your child needs.

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You Fucking Idiots at The Federal Reserve
You Fucking Idiots at The Federal Reserve AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

The Federal Reserve needed to conduct a study to find out that MORE STUDENT AID results in INFLATION IN TUITION! All they really did is prove to the world they don't know what the fuck they're doing and that the "economics" profession is not a profession at all.

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Request-Group Projects in College Classes
Request-Group Projects in College Classes AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A college student is sick and tired of being screwed over by lazy students on his teams for "group projects." Cappy recommends a strategy of escalation and threats to kick people's asses into doing their work, but ultimately accepting the fact you're going to have to do all the work if you're going to get the grade you want.

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Request-Are you a Lazy Fuck or a Stupid Fuck
Request-Are you a Lazy Fuck or a Stupid Fuck AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

A young man is having trouble passing his college exams and wants to know if he should joint the Marines, become an electrician, or try again at college. Cappy recommends he first take an IQ test to see if he's smart enough to past the college tests, which will then determine if he's lazy or just stupid. If he's lazy, well that's changeable. If he's stupid, that is not. But if he's just lazy, the world is his oyster, all he has to do is try (the Marines is what Cappy recommends)

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Request-Japanese STEM Student Aspiring to Come to America
Request-Japanese STEM Student Aspiring to Come to America AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A young man from Japan wants to attend college in North America and wants to know what to major in and what the job market is like. Cappy explains the basics of degree selection, but also explains that the job market today is not going to be the job market of tomorrow.

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Request-Corporate Scum and Union Scum Deserve Each Other
Request-Corporate Scum and Union Scum Deserve Each Other AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

A young man wants to know what Cappy's opinion of unions are. While Cappy obviously hates unions like the teachers union and AFSCME, he also hates corporate employers just as much. The only conclusion is they deserve each other, but never join a union unless you have to.

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Request-Bankrupt Porn Mogul Needs Financial Advice
Request-Bankrupt Porn Mogul Needs Financial Advice AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A 20 something Canadian man dropped out of college to film porn. He was successful, but didn't pay his taxes and didn't save any of the money. He now wants to know how to get out of debt and whether he should file for bankruptcy. Cappy unloads.

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Request-Pursuing Boot Camp While Being Bipolar
Request-Pursuing Boot Camp While Being Bipolar AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A young man is on medication that makes regular employment practically impossible. He aspires to become a programmer, thus Cappy recommends Programmer Bootcamp. However, the bootcamp itself is no hop skip and a jump. The young man may have to simply teach himself at his own schedule at his own pace.

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Request-Bike Engineer or Masters in Analytics
Request-Bike Engineer or Masters in Analytics AaronClarey 8 Views • 9 years ago

An avid cyclist is depressed after not being able to mountain bike. He wants to know if he should pursue a job being a bike mechanic and riding for a living, perhaps even becoming an industrial engineer who would make bikes, or get a masters in "analytics." Cappy points out one is fun and enough to live on, the other is boring and will suck out his soul.

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Don't Blame "Capitalism" for China's Collapse
Don't Blame "Capitalism" for China's Collapse AaronClarey 4 Views • 9 years ago

Easily predicting the left will rush to blame China's economic problems on "capitalism," Cappy pre-emptively strikes back pointing out some salient and simple facts about how it was China's GOVERNMENT and not capitalism that is to blame for their problems. Cappy then draws some scary, but truthful parallels between China's economy and our own and makes the case that we do NOT have a capitalist economy here, so don't blame our problems on it.

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Request-"Masters in Sociology" = "Nazi"
Request-"Masters in Sociology" = "Nazi" AaronClarey 3 Views • 9 years ago

A client asks a Masters candidate in Sociology precisely what is the value of her degree? She then, unwittingly, belies the ugly truth of the liberal arts - tyranny, control, and totalitarianism over the people. Thank god for the 2nd Amendment.

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Request-Parental Advice on College
Request-Parental Advice on College AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A 20 year old's parents are DESPERATE to get him to return to college, even though he isn't good at it and his degree would be a worthless liberal arts degree. Cappy insists he NOT return for a worthless degree and consider other options.

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Request-Hot Female Recuiters on LinkedIn
Request-Hot Female Recuiters on LinkedIn AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

A young man notices an increasing trend of "hot female" LinkedIn recruiters and wonders why. Cappy explains it's part the nature of the industry, but also something more nefarious potentially online.

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Request - Put a Fucking Plan Together, Son!
Request - Put a Fucking Plan Together, Son! AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A listless, adrift young man just plain doesn't have his shit together. Cappy goes drill instructor on him.

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Request-Financial Advisers Sell, They Never Advise
Request-Financial Advisers Sell, They Never Advise AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

An "Anthropology" major is realizing his degree will take him nowhere and wants to know if he should become an accountant or a financial adviser. Cappy explains the problems of progressive credentialism in the accounting world, but also explains "financial advisers" never advise. They only sell.

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Ivy League AND a Liberal Arts Major??? WTF!!!!???
Ivy League AND a Liberal Arts Major??? WTF!!!!??? AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

It's one thing to major in the liberal arts. It's another thing to pay $200,000 for it at an Ivy League school. Realize that unless you're last name is McWinthrop III and you have rich parents an Ivy League liberal arts degree will get you NOWHERE. Just a debt-ladden future.

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Request - Greece, Bailouts, the EU, and Parasitism
Request - Greece, Bailouts, the EU, and Parasitism AaronClarey 5 Views • 9 years ago

Cappy explains to the client, in commoner's language, what precisely is happening with Greece and "when does the madness end?" It results in an interesting tale of central banking, currency, debt, deficits, misanthropy, parasitism, capital flight, and communists.

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Link to the Stefan Molyneux podcast on Greece:

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Request-Israeli Entrepreneurship
Request-Israeli Entrepreneurship AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A soon to be finance graduate in Israel wants to know if he should finish his degree or just "go work manual labor" and then maybe pursue self employment, or sort of consider another career. ONCE AGAIN, Cappy points out you young boys need focus and a game plan, and recommends the young man get his degree, get a job that sustains him, and work hard at pursuing his entrepreneurial ideas.

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Why Whites Are Cowards When It Comes to Talking Race
Why Whites Are Cowards When It Comes to Talking Race AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

An excerpt from The Clarey Podcast where the fear of being accused of "racism" petrifies most white people from speaking candidly, bluntly, and truthfully, which only serves to misdiagnose and thus fail to help minorities, resulting in the racial gap never being closed and no progress being made.

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"Young Cappy in Wuv"
"Young Cappy in Wuv" AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

JOURNEY back in time to visit a young, innocent 24 year old Cappy who thought he was "in wuv!"

RECOIL at the naivety when young men thought offering to buy a girl a footlong sub would woo her!

LEARN the lesson that young Cappy learned from his mistakes!!!

Namely, you NEVER PASS UP SEX if it is offered to you.

Request-Tourism, Accounting, or Espionage
Request-Tourism, Accounting, or Espionage AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A tri-lingual young lady is getting her "Masters in Tourism" and wants to know if she should go into accounting or IT. Cappy recommends espionage.

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Request-23 Year Old Girl Wants to Ensnare 33 Year Old Guy
Request-23 Year Old Girl Wants to Ensnare 33 Year Old Guy AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

After a month of dating an Asian 23 year old girl has determined she wants to marry a 33 year old guy, and starts interrogating him about marriage and commitment. Cappy explains why this will send him running and that it is not under her power to force him to marry him. She is, however, QUITE attractive and will have NO problems finding a man if she comes to The United States of Landwhales.

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Request-The World Determines Your Calling, Not You
Request-The World Determines Your Calling, Not You AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

You can make millions doing what the world wants you to, or make nothing trying to tell it what you want to do.

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Baby Boomers Who Lie About Job Offers
Baby Boomers Who Lie About Job Offers AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

As the Millennials graduate, they actually think baby boomer employers will honor their word when they say, "We want to hire you." Cappy explains the truth and LOWERS young people's expectations of the working world.

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Request-The Importance of Estate Planning
Request-The Importance of Estate Planning AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

Don't wait till you're parents are dead to do estate planning. DO IT NOW!

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Request-With Friends Like That Who Needs Enemies?
Request-With Friends Like That Who Needs Enemies? AaronClarey 3 Views • 9 years ago

A client has a violent criminal, alcoholic, welfare fraudster as a friend and wants to know if he should keep her. Cappy revisits some lessons learned about ostracizing the parasites from society in his Baby Boomer video.

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Request Oil's Price Effect on Petroleum Engineering Majors
Request Oil's Price Effect on Petroleum Engineering Majors AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A college sophomore is concerned about majoring in petroleum engineering given the recent drop in oil prices. Cappy explains that all industries go through ups and downs and no major is 100% safe. But petroleum engineering is still one of the better majors to consider over the long run.

When you want to be lied to, hire a regular consultant.
When you want the truth, hire an asshole.

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Jailing the Bankers Like They Did in Iceland
Jailing the Bankers Like They Did in Iceland AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

Cappy explains the Icelandic financial crisis, why banks tend to be at the epicenter of these things, the mentality of bankers and why they're attracted to banking, and whether doing what Iceland did would work here. Cappy then advocates calling for a "Banker Bounty System" wherein AR-15 totting "good ole boys" ride crotch rockets to New York City and bag them some bankers.

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Tony DeMarco "Swingdom"
Tony DeMarco "Swingdom" AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

Tony is a buddy of mine and, as you noticed, has a decent voice. If you like jazz you will not be let down if you were to drop a couple bucks on his album which can be found here:

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Student Scum = Bankster Scum
Student Scum = Bankster Scum AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

Students who are defaulting on their loans are no different, in ANY way, than the bankster scum who were just bailed out 7 short years ago. It is why college students, ESPECIALLY liberal arts majors who can't do basic math should NOT be allowed a say in adult matters nor be taken seriously, no matter how many "masters degrees" they have.

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Ladys Corner-No Ladies, You "Can't Have It All"
Ladys Corner-No Ladies, You "Can't Have It All" AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A young woman is about to destroy her marriage and future by:

Getting an MBA
Getting a doctorate in nursing
Joining the military
Starting a coin laundry business and
Becoming a medical doctor on top of it

WHILE having a career and kids at the same time.

Cappy explains that there's only 24 hours in a day and "women who can do it all" usually do everything equally shitty, ruining whatever they touch, most notably their husbands, children, lives, and future.

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Request-Get Your Ass Into Chemical Engineering
Request-Get Your Ass Into Chemical Engineering AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A kid is pulling a 3.6 in Chemistry and wants to know if he should drop out and pursue the trades because his parents may get evicted (and him along with them). Cappy tell him to get his ass into a chemical engineering program and get ready to embrace the suck.

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Request-Why Social Security Sucks Balls
Request-Why Social Security Sucks Balls AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

A foreigner asks some basic questions about Social Security. Does Cappy like it? Would Cappy end it? And if we were to end it, what would happen to all the "money" that was "saved" by the government for all these years? Cappy gets a chuckle and explains why social security truly sucks balls.

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Request-The President Does Not Control the Stock Market
Request-The President Does Not Control the Stock Market AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

When debating with those ignorant of economics, you will invariably run into "Well the stock market is doing well!" Cappy debunks this canard and also talks about exchange rates.

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Request-Can You Improve Your IQ
Request-Can You Improve Your IQ AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

Is it possible to improve your IQ? Yes, or so Cappy thinks and the research indicates. Link referenced below for more information:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tg0ONGlk00
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Request-Young People, Get the Fuck Out of Pennsylvania
Request-Young People, Get the Fuck Out of Pennsylvania AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

A young machinist is in Pennsylvania and wants to know where to live and what to study. Cappy recommends the west, with a heavy emphasis on Denver. He also recommend computer engineering if he's willing to commit to it.

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Request-What to Do with $150,000?
Request-What to Do with $150,000? AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A young man is sitting on $150,000 in cash, but also makes $160,000 per year. He wants to know what to do with the money. Cappy has a list, but points out he may have already "won at life" and there's nothing left to do but have fun.

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WE SERVE CANADIANS TOO!!!

A Drunk White Guy on Black Men
A Drunk White Guy on Black Men AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

Cappy gets an e-mail and reads it while drunk. Which is best when discussion racial matters on account there are no inhibitions.

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VirginTOWs Scaring Away the MGTOWs
VirginTOWs Scaring Away the MGTOWs AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A letter from a fan highlights a problem facing the MGTOW community - men leaving because of all the hate on women. Cappy then just rattles their cage because it's fun to pick on VirginTOWs. TRIGGER WARNING FOR MGTOWS- There is SHAMING LANGUAGE in this video!

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Request-Humanities and Being a Republican
Request-Humanities and Being a Republican AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A client has two questions - are ALL humanities worthless? Can't SOME people be successful with them? And is Cappy really a "republican" as he occasionally claims?

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Request-Girlfriend with $80,000 in Debt, Wants to Attend Law School
Request-Girlfriend with $80,000 in Debt, Wants to Attend Law School AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A younger man is dating a cougar who has $80,000 in debt and now wants to attend law school. Considering he is joining the military soon and has some debt himself, ole Cappy recommends he get out of the relationship barring some miraculous financial turnaround by his girlfriend.

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Request-What Degree is Best for Entrepreneurs
Request-What Degree is Best for Entrepreneurs AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A young aspiring entrepreneur in London wants to know what he should study if he wants to become an entrepreneur. Cappy explains it is accounting he wants.

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Request-Who the Hell Moves to Delaware?
Request-Who the Hell Moves to Delaware? AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A 21 year old man has free food and lodging and makes $20/hour as a plant engineer, plus overtime. However, he hates New York and wants to move to Delaware to find a job. Cappy explains he is lucky to have what he has and that he should work, save up money, and travel before deciding where to move. Besides, who the fuck moves to Delaware?

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Request-Investment Banking's Chosen Child
Request-Investment Banking's Chosen Child AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A 16 year old junior has a dad who works in investment banking, a high IQ, good grades, and is Ivy League-bound. He also is willing to kiss ass. He wants to know if he should pursue investment banking and Cappy cannot think of a higher qualified candidate.

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Why You Must Attack Hills
Why You Must Attack Hills AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

Life's largest challenges require an aggressive, intense, and thus, quick solution. It's why you should employ tactics used by marathon runners and cyclists, specifically "attacking hills."

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Request-Breaking Up with Significant Other Over Children
Request-Breaking Up with Significant Other Over Children AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A nice young girl doesn't want to have children while her boyfriend that she really likes does. Sorry kid, sometimes there's deal breakers that just can't be overcome. Thankfully, there doesn't have to be any animosity in this break up.

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Request-A Career in Instrumentation
Request-A Career in Instrumentation AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

A pretty young 18 year old girl wants to get a degree in electrical engineering and start a career in instrumentation. She wants to know if Cappy approves. Cappy, does indeed, approve.

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Request-Dad Died, How Do I Enjoy the Decline?
Request-Dad Died, How Do I Enjoy the Decline? AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

The son of a veteran who passed in Iraq wants to know what to do with the life insurance, plus needs some help navigating the decline of the US. Cappy comes up with a game plan, plus some advice on how to adapt mentally to the leftist zombies slowly taking over the US.

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Request-How to Close a Dying Business
Request-How to Close a Dying Business AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

After 20 years in business a computer repair man has decided to close his shop. He wants to know how he should lay off his one employee as well as whether he should stick it out till his lease ends. Cappy advises.

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Request-Does It Matter Which School You Attend?
Request-Does It Matter Which School You Attend? AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

What matters more? The school you attend or your degree? Well, for the liberal arts the school does matter. But if you're an adult and major in STEM, the school, for the most part, does not.

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Huntington City, Democrats and Illegal Aliens
Huntington City, Democrats and Illegal Aliens AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A question democrats who are AGAINST illegal immigration have to answer:

If you don't even care about the sovereignty of the nation, then why have one at all?

How to Purge the Urge to Buy an Expensive Car
How to Purge the Urge to Buy an Expensive Car AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

Every young man faces the problem of DESPERATELY wanting to buy a fancy car. However, expensive cars are only second to worthless degrees in terms of life-crippling financial mistakes. But how do you get rid of the urge to buy that fancy car? Fear not, the Captain has the answer!

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Request Libertarianism on Social Issues (AND CHEM TRAILS!!!)
Request Libertarianism on Social Issues (AND CHEM TRAILS!!!) AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A viewer wants to know how libertarianism handles social policies. Cappy suggests the same way it does financial issues - hands off policy.

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Request-Can Anything Good Come from Economic Fascism?
Request-Can Anything Good Come from Economic Fascism? AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

Is there an instance where an economy could benefit from the economic policies of fascism? Yes, but only very rarely and certainly not ethically.

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Request-Overcoming Bad Advice from Parents and Family
Request-Overcoming Bad Advice from Parents and Family AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A young man's entire family is either collecting a government check, living at home, or living in somebody's basement. He wants to know what to do with the advice they give him. Cappy says if it isn't "don't do what we did" to run and ignore ANYTHING his family tells him.

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Is My School Accredited?
Is My School Accredited? AaronClarey 3 Views • 9 years ago

NEVER attend an unaccredited school. ENSURE they are accredited. Cited AND HELPFUL links below:

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Carrying Guns Into Movie Theaters
Carrying Guns Into Movie Theaters AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

Given what seems to be a spree in movie theater shootings, remember to obey the sign that says "Guns Banned on These Premises." It would be against the law otherwise. Besides, "guns are bad, mmmkay?"

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Request-Iraq Security Guard Turned Nurse or IT Guy
Request-Iraq Security Guard Turned Nurse or IT Guy AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A security guard working in the MidEast wants to know what degree to pursue when his contract inevitably runs out or he's too old to continue working security. Cappy suggests his passion, nursing, over IT, but to let go of the worry that once you turn 50 nobody will hire you ever again.

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A Simple Political Analysis of Donald Trump
A Simple Political Analysis of Donald Trump AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

Establishment Republicans are getting their asses handed to them by Donald Trump and don't know why. It's simple - he's honest. And people would rather have an honest person they disagree with than a liar that comprises nearly all the other candidates.

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Request-Marry That Unicorn ASAP
Request-Marry That Unicorn ASAP AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A 19 year old man is torn between the decision to marry a perfect girl now and pass up on all the playerhood and girls, or play the field and "hope" to find another quality girl like he has now. Cappy tells him to cash in his chips.

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Request - Chinese Woman in Texas
Request - Chinese Woman in Texas AaronClarey 3 Views • 9 years ago

A Chinese immigrant has built up a real estate portfolio and a retirement account that most native Americans should emulate. However, at the young age of 37 she wants to know if she should retire. Cappy explains that it is mathematically impossible to at this point in time, despite her admirable savings.

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Request-"Teaching English Abroad" is Not a Career
Request-"Teaching English Abroad" is Not a Career AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

A young man wants to start supporting himself and establish an international presence at the same time. Teaching English abroad is a smart first step, but it is NOT a real, long term skill that will result in a career. Cappy endorses the man's plan,but wants him to aim higher.

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Request-Employment Problems Post Transgender Surgery
Request-Employment Problems Post Transgender Surgery AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

A man transitioning into a woman raises an interesting question. When future employers contact past employers they'll find out he was NOT a female, but male. How do transgendered people overcome this hurdle? Cappy has some ideas.

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Request-Chilean Man in Trouble EXTENDED!
Request-Chilean Man in Trouble EXTENDED! AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A young man from Chile is panicking after getting a worthless degree in Kinesiology. His options are welding, accounting, and entreprenuership. Cappy recommends ALL THREE, but in a smart and organized manner.

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Request-Only Rich Kids Should Major in Economics
Request-Only Rich Kids Should Major in Economics AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A young man is tempted with the intellectual attraction of majoring in economics. Unfortunately, unless you have connections, economics is a worthless degree reserved only for rich kids. Cappy suggests he joins the military for 20 years instead and try anything BUT economics.

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Request Corporations Desperate for Men Who Have "It"
Request Corporations Desperate for Men Who Have "It" AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A young man is killing it in his corporate career at the age of 25. He has what Cappy refers to as "It." Since he has "It" he will have to postpone his desire to major in electrical engineering, instead becoming a very successful businessman. Not everybody has "It."

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Students Now PAYING to Intern
Students Now PAYING to Intern AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

Our Russian Agent in the Field sent me this gem where people are now PAYING to intern in investment banking programs. Heaven help us.

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Ladies, You Need to Cash in Your Chips
Ladies, You Need to Cash in Your Chips AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

You have roughly 14 years to capitalize on half the world's population demanding your beauty. Do not screw this one up. Learn how to optimally "cash in your chips" and make life a heck of a lot easier for yourself.

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The World Will Always Have Sheeple
The World Will Always Have Sheeple AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

My intended target audience does not have to worry about the entire world heeding my advice and following up on it tomorrow or ever. Most people are too stupid or lazy to do what is necessary to achieve excellence. So don't worry, not EVERYBODY is going to get vasectomies and not EVERYBODY is going to major in STEM. The world will always have sheeple.

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Coke Commercials are for Hipster Leftist Douchebags
Coke Commercials are for Hipster Leftist Douchebags AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

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Request-Just Pay Your Fucking Taxes
Request-Just Pay Your Fucking Taxes AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

Don't be a moron, just pay your taxes

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Request-My Girlfriend is a Rape-Fantasizing Feminist
Request-My Girlfriend is a Rape-Fantasizing Feminist AaronClarey 5 Views • 9 years ago

A college student just found out his girlfriend is into BDSM, handcuffs, rape fantasy, asphyxiation, and scatting. That's all fine and good, but unfortunately she is a feminist. RUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!

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Request-Working 2 Fulltime Jobs Under Obama
Request-Working 2 Fulltime Jobs Under Obama AaronClarey 3 Views • 9 years ago

A young man is working two $40,000 per year jobs and wants to know if he should drop one so he can study for his CPA. Cappy wants to know why a single man is working two full time jobs under Obama!

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Request- "You'll Die Alone and MISERABLE!!!!"
Request- "You'll Die Alone and MISERABLE!!!!" AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

A US Marine when dumping women has been accused now, multiple times, that he will "die alone and MISERABLE!" He wonders why they say this and Cappy is more curious what's he doing to them to make them say this!

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Request-Hot Babe Vegas Cocktail Waitress Electrical Engineer
Request-Hot Babe Vegas Cocktail Waitress Electrical Engineer AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A young woman wants to know if she should continue working at Starbucks or become a Vegas cocktail waitress to pay for her Electrical Engineering degree. Cappy does some math and it boils down to which job she likes more.

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Request-Part Time Military
Request-Part Time Military AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

After 6 years a man is done with the reserves and wonders if he can solely rely on his automotive mechanic degree and certifications. Cappy thinks yes, but why give up the part time military gig?

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Why Black Men Lose to the Racists
Why Black Men Lose to the Racists AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

A mandatory video for black men to realize how racists bring about lower standards of living for minorities by demoralizing them to the point of inaction and hopelessness.

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Movie Review: The Man from UNCLE
Movie Review: The Man from UNCLE AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

An absolute must see "in the theater."

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Request-Lost Friends After I Stopped Drinking
Request-Lost Friends After I Stopped Drinking AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

A 27 year old man has stopped drinking, but lost his social network in the process. How do recovering alcoholics find new friends when their old ones are gone? Cappy, has ideas, but sadly it could be demographics outside of his control that leads to the loss of friends in your 30's.

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Request-Working for the Family Business
Request-Working for the Family Business AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A young man's dad wants him to go to college to become an engineer just so he can borrow money and help him run the family business of car washes. Cappy wants to know if the family business is profitable and why you would waste your time getting a degree in engineering to run a car wash.

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Request - "Life Sure the Fuck Isn't Fair"
Request - "Life Sure the Fuck Isn't Fair" AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A client's cousin won the lottery and is likely to spend gobs of money on the client's estranged father. This angers him because his dad doesn't deserve the money. Tough shit. Life sucks and good things happen to evil people. Get used to it.

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Why Business Degrees are Stupid
Why Business Degrees are Stupid AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

Cappy takes a look at some "charts" and "graphs" in a business management book which harkens him back to the day when he had to take business classes. They're all bullshit, NEVER major in business.

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Request-Should I Join a Fraternity/Sorority
Request-Should I Join a Fraternity/Sorority AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A college bound student asks Cappy if there's any benefits or drawbacks to joining a fraternity. Cappy is actually pro-fraternity, but it is a luxury good most college students can't afford.

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Request-Never Bail Out Liberal Art Majoring Family Members
Request-Never Bail Out Liberal Art Majoring Family Members AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A young man loses his father and needs to know what to major in. Cappy gives him a clear decision, but tell him to look out for his family members who seem to all be majoring in Fluffy Bunnies Bullshit and are likely going to request he bail them out in the future as he is the only one making rational, smart decisions.

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The Anti-NPR Podcast
The Anti-NPR Podcast AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

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