Networking is the inferior practice of finding and hiring people based on ass kissing ability rather than merit and actual ability. Unfortunately, this is part of the culture the baby boomers left us, but LinkedIn and the internet has made it easier for young people to "network."

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An aspiring CPA has a great job he really enjoys and wants to know if he should throw it away for some ill-thought out business ideas. Cappy says no.

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Ladies, your apartment smells like cat. Clean up the fucking place so your dating life doesn't die.

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A minor flaw Cappy points out about all these educated "socialists" and "communists" and their grand economic ideas - most of them will be toiling in the fields if their political dreams are ever realized.

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If you need to "network" you might as well be a belligerent, arrogant ass because at least that way you are DIFFERENT than all the ass-kissing sheeple.

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A young man wants to be an entrepreneur, but also is contemplating joining the Navy. The only problem is this will delay his entrepreneurial ventures....well...maybe not. The military can actually help your entrepreneurial dreams.

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A great request about how to deal with cockblockers. Because of their speed and immediacy of reaction, you're nearly optionless when it comes to dealing with them. Just have some lines ready to at MINIMUM insult the fat landwhales that cockblock.

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A young man is roommates with his best friend. Unfortunately his friend's girlfriend is a psycho bitch who lives next door and he fears she's trying to entrap him with a false rape/assault accusation. What are his options and how can he protect himself against her?

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A man who is worried about how the collapse will go down wants to know how, when, and what to do after. Cappy can't answer the first two (as nobody can), but he can answer the third question. Guns, health, prepping, precious metals, a plan B, and skills.

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A victim of what Cappy (estimates) to be the son of a single mom just has not had his ass kicked enough in life to develop the tough skin and work ethic needed to succeed. Forget programming boot camp or web development, you need to move out of your mom's house before you can even consider a real career.

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A young man is about to take over the family business and wants to know what actions he should take in preparation for it. Cappy gives him some solid ideas that will hopefully ensue the continued success of the business.

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Gizmodo exposure of Ashley Madison's 14,000 to one fake female clientele teaches us a valuable lesson in "Fractional Reserve Dating."

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What if god exists and he's a Christian god? What would Cappy do?
Beat the shit out of god, frankly.

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Without his family, a 32 year old divorced man is having trouble finding purpose in life. Cappy explains for 2 million years, humans were raising children at his age, but thanks to feminism and the state, men's role in American have been replaced. Try anyway.

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A man is stuck working in nursing and wants to know how to avoid the backstabbing and drama caused by his predominantly female co-workers. "Keep your head low" and "it's just a job" is Cappy's advice.

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A law firm in Australia is now charging law graduates $22,000 to internship with them. Cappy discusses the flood of college graduates and how you need some basic self-respect when it comes to your job hunt.

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A whinny 18 year old from Germany is "just tired of it all man." Cappy swiftly kicks him in the ass explaining life will never give him purpose or agency in life and it's up to him to find it.

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A government employee feels somewhat guilty about his overpaid government job. Cappy explains why he should not feel guilty and just take the damn job and run.

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The recent drama due to the prospect of a black James Bond is only the latest move by cultural Marxists to eliminate true diversity. Blacks (and minorities) should be insulted in that the left is saying, "Your too stupid to come up with your own characters and need to co-opt white characters." Please think critically of what a black James Bond means for society.

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A young man from El Salvador has come up with the most cleverest of ways to become a US Citizen. Marry his best friend as a faux "gay marriage."

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You know that "really smart kid" that was "double majoring?" Yeah, complete waste of time. Focus on your specialization. That's what the market pays for.

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Do public utility companies make good investments? Well, there's no way to tell for sure, but they sure do pay nice dividends.

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After dating several girls for several weeks, they never call back and magically disappear. Is there something wrong with me, OR is there something wrong with 20 something girls? Cappy knows the answer.

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A young man is lost when it comes to declaring a major. Which is fine. The problem is his parents are REALLY pushing him to go into law school. Cappy explains why his parents are idiots stuck in the 60's.

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A young man wants to become a firefighter like his dad, but his mom put the kibosh on it. Cappy explains why men are to blame for feminism because American men lack the spine to stand up to women.

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A young man has parents trying to line him up with a "nice foreign girl." Cappy doesn't dismiss arranged marriages and appreciates the wisdom in them, but also advises the young man to be American and make a decision for himself.

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A young man wants to "shape the minds of children" and become a teacher...while he pursues a music career in Nashville. Cappy unloads on him and explains why neither are real jobs.

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Cappy explains why a man's dream to work in the foreign languages is stupid. He then rips on the middle aged women who learned salsa thinking they'd find a latin lover and how they'd find a latin lover.

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Cappy is paid to review "Donald Trump: Zombie Hunter" and wonders why it isn't a comic book.

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A young man is about to graduate with a degree in Supply Chain Management, but doesn't like the places he's likely to live if he gets hired. Cappy makes some recommendations about living out west and joining the Navy.

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An envious leftist asks if the economy is roboticized, then where will people find the jobs to buy goods and services? Cappy explains what a roboticized economy would look like and why it will be human envy that destroys the benefits it would bring.

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A Brit wants Cappy's opinion of Labour's new leader, Jeremy Corbyn. Cappy applies "The Clarey Test" and finds nothing surprising. He's just another parasitic, lazy, socialist fuck who's entire life has been living off of other people's money.

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A young man makes $85K a year at a job he hates, has $100K stored up in savings, and is concerned that his girlfriend may deliver an ultimatum about marriage. Cappy provides some insights on how to juggle it all.

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You stutter? So what. Cappy explains how handicaps that CANT be solved need to be used as assets in life.

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A young man feels guilty about working his government job and wonders if he should go into the private sector. Cappy gives it a huge, "HELL NO" and recommends he look into entrepreneurship on the side. You NEVER give up an overpaid government job. Ever.

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Cappy reviews the book "Pushing Rubber Downhill." The memoirs of a real man, with a real story to tell, who did not waste a second of his life. I STRONGLY recommend it for all men, especially those in the Manosphere.

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A young man wants to know if becoming a computer programmer would be a good strategic move given he doesn't want to work and enjoys a minimalistic life style. Cappy endorses his decision.

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A young man works two jobs while his brother plays video games all day. They live at home and he's trying to explain why parasitism is a bad thing, not to mention the merits of capitalism, hard work, and freedom. Cappy explains how only mockery and shame will ever change his brother's mind and that arguing against ideologues like leftists on merit and honesty is futile.

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A 19 year old is trying to kick his porn habit and needs advice how. He also inquires about porn's effect on Millennials and the consequences of it.

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Boys, lend me your ears!!! Two are two movies girls will FORCE you to watch in college. One is good, the other an atrocity worse than communism. Save yourselves and insist on watching ONLY The Princess Bride.

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Cappy explains the much-needed lesson on the difference between "revenues" and "profits." He also explains why nearly every man lies about his income and why women fall for it.

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A young man is about to get out of Jersey and move to Denver. However, he found a job and is starting to make good money, making him question whether he should (or even will) finish his degree when he gets there. Cappy makes the economic and reality point that the only reason to go to college is to make money, and if you're making money, it moots the point of college.

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A 31 year old man of moderate means wants to raise a family on a self-sustaining farm in the Appalachians. He wants to know if he should cash in his pension as well as take on a new trade such as plumbing to attain this goal. Cappy evaluates and tells him to nail down some figures first before mortgaging the farm and quitting the job.

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A freshman at UCLA wants to become a chemical engineer, but also wants to join about a billion clubs, organizations, and groups. Cappy suggests he focus ONLY on the things that matter. Cappy then learns he's paying $33,000 a year in tuition and suggest he go elsewhere for his degree.

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An excerpt from The Clarey Podcast where a minor, but very important observation about the price of sushi proves that luxuries once reserved for the rich are made accessible for everyone through the power of Capitalism.

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A young man is in the military but wants to buy property. Cappy consults a real captain in the military who owns property and delivers what is the best strategy and approach for military members to buy property while they're off fighting in "Fuckfuckistan."

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For those conservative or libertarian Catholics who hate their socialist pope, why don't you do something about it instead of complain?

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Is "Data Science" or "Big Data" a field worth getting into? And if so, what kind of education should you get? Cappy says, "hells yes" and "hopefully as cheap as possible" for the answers.

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In an effort to prove to Americans once and for all that socialism doesn't work, what if we just voting in Bernie Sanders and said, "Fuck it, here you go!" Cappy delves into the pros and cons of this strategy, but in his darker thoughts yearns for such a thing

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A viewer wants Cappy's opinion on Trump's tax plan. It's pretty good but not "Capperific" as Cappy would have it.

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An oil worker wants to get his degree in engineering, but is having troubles studying calculus and physics. Cappy says to redouble his efforts otherwise, he won't be able to become an engineering.

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A young woman in Italy is controlled by incredibly controlling and conservative parents. This has impaired her ability to establish a social life, not to mention, has her relying on her boyfriend as a conduit to making friends. Cappy explains she needs to cut herself off from her family in order to find out who she is first before making an effort to develop friendships or dating men.

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A young man wants to know what Cappy thinks about the "micro" or "tiny house" trend that seems to be sweeping the nation. Cappy is VERY pro-tiny house, not only because of the finances, but the philosophy of minimalism it implies.

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Taking pride in people who've been dead for over 6,000 and have nothing to do with you is substituting other people's legacy for the lack of your own. Don't fall prey to this false pride becoming nothing more than a conspiracy theorist SJW. Build your own legacy.

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A freshmen in college wants to know if he should go into programming systems, cybersecurity, or networking. Cappy explains once you get past a certain "line" of standards in education, it's hard to fuck up your decision.

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An Canadian is angry with some Canadian farmers who blocked traffic in Ottawa with their tractors. Cappy explains the similar psychology of equally petty people - Black Lives Matter - who threatened to block the Twin Cities Marathon. You need to ask if it's worth your time getting back at them.

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Kurt Logan, a relative nobody in the internet world, did a series besmirching myself, among many other prominent members of the internet. Out of charity, we decided to have a conversation with him and established a couple things.

Here is the video Kurt was kind enough to put together for me:
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A young man is confused about why there are layoffs after a company's stock price tanks. Cappy explains that isn't always the case and there really isn't a link between stock prices and layoffs.

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A young German man wants to know if he should stay in Germany (where his education is heavily subsidized) or leave before the wave of immigrants ruin his country. Cappy suggests staying in Germany for now for the free education, but fleeing to greener, more 1st worldy pastures to work.

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A 25 year old PhD candidate in Abstract Math is wondering if he is a parasite. He tutors on the side while collecting a STIPEND as he pursues his doctorate. Cappy explains by default he is because he's not produce anything for society outside of academia. BUT he obviously has the raw talent to produce something of value society needs. The choice is up to him.

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Some poor SOB is a senior stuck at a high school in NYC. He wants to know how to get through the year. Cappy says, "fuck the year, you need to prepare for the next 20 years" since it's not until his generation is older will they wise the fuck up. Sorry, it's just the truth.

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A 21 year old man is about to enter the Air Force...and buy rental property...and become an IT expert...and become a CPA. Cappy recommends parsing out his goals and assessing them regularly before committing to everything today.

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A young man wants to know if he should work for an insurance company or Amazon's Flex affiliation program with Uber. Clarey explains why every man needs to avoid the 9-5 soul sucking corporate career and do their own thing.

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Laura Penny makes some valid points about political and corporate forces infiltrating genuine political and social movements, and thus, ruining them. But naturally, her feminism gets in the way of clear thinking, reality, and, sadly, a happy life for her.

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Real men don't pursue careers in worthless, cake, fluffy crap like "education" or "non-profits." that's why we make more than women because we EARN more. Get your ass into the military of pursue a STEM degree or trade. Otherwise, your jobs will always "suck" until you're dead.

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Our Californian Agent inthe Field sends in a report of some of the DUMBEST degrees out there. Sadly, it's not getting any better. Only worse as only insane people would major in these stupid degrees.

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A 22 year old man wants to know his next step. The National Guard? Getting a job in business? Go to school? Before any of that, Cappy insists he get the fuck out of NYC.

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A young engineer is having trouble finding friends in Florida. Cappy makes some recommendations as to how young people can find friends in "God's Waiting Room." He also answers some career advice.

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A young man wants to become an author who writes "Stefan Molyneux-esque" sci-fi and an "Asshole Consulting-esque" consultant. Cappy gives him some technical pointers, as well as the truth that it will take years for him to build up a reputation to realize these goals.

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The majority of my clientele would not exist if it were not for the past two generations of parents giving their kids really lousy advice. In an effort to help future generations of kids, I review what are the most common bits of "bad advice" that has sent THOUSANDS of young people to my service, Asshole Consulting. Please, parents, think before sending your kids out into the real world. It will not be as forgiving as you.

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Cappy review's Bernard Chapin's book from 2007 "Women: Theory and Practice." It may have been meant for men, but it is a MUST for ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. You can find it here:
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A millennial from a horrendous and abusive family is trying to get his act together. Unfortunately, either due to drugs or not thinking things through, he wants to tackle 40 different things at once which will only guarantee failure. Cappy tells him to focus or fail.

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In today's economy you owe no loyalty to your employers. They will fire you if they can for no reason and you NEED to make the best decisions for your own career.

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A young man has simple question: If the Federal Reserve increases interest rates, how will it affect my credit card's interest rate. Cappy explains in glorious Super Awesome Economic Genius!

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A client wants to know Cappy's take on Ben Shapiro's recommends for arguing with leftists. Cappy understands and agrees with all of his points, but it doesn't change the underlying fact that leftists can't be convinced because they lack honesty and logic.

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A client has a problem to be envious of - he doesn't know where to invest his money. After finding out he has no debts, a house paid for, and a car paid for in cash, Cappy is really scrapping the barrel when it comes to what to do with extra cash. Still, he has some ideas.

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An 18 year old's parents won't let him go to trade school to become a mechanic or electrician. Cappy asks the question, "you're 18? How can they stop you?"

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A young Swede who is sick of the Marxism, feminism, and Islamists moving into his country wants to leave. But first needs to know what education he needs and a list of possible countries to go to. Cappy consults.

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A man who has a girl who is the "perfect catch" can't help but notice she doesn't like him to wear condoms and really wants kids. Cappy says he needs to investigate further and keep the condoms on...perhaps a clandestine vasectomy.

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Cappy's second "best of" his blog book is now available. Buy "Captain Capitalism - Reserved!" Available in paperback AND Kindle.

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Cappy does The Clarey Test on Edward Granville Browne, but oddly enough manages to fit his "American women" impersonation in there too as it pertains to Bahai'i

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A young man is living the dream getting overpaid WITH PENSION at a government job THAT HE LIKES! And he wonders if he should get a masters to get promoted out of this position. Cappy explains.

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A young preacher's kid has it particularly rough. At the age of 18 his dad has bedtimes, curfews, won't let him date, and is in general a tyrant. Worse, the kid no longer believes in Christianity. Cappy explains how to escape your pastor father and get on with living a "normal life as possible" post-"The Church."

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A young man admits he can't get into medical school and thinks he's a miserable failure. Cappy explains medical students are the top 1% of society and that no 22 year old knows what they want to do.

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A young black man from a HORRIFIC childhood background aims to do better for himself and become a mechanical engineer. However, concerns about his, IQ, grades, and other standardized scores makes him question whether he can become an inventor or not. Cappy looks at his grades and sees A's and B's. Not only is it likely he can become a mechanical engineer, but being an inventor is also very likely.

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A young man from a broken home is concerned his background will result in him unintentionally abusing his future family. Cappy is torn, but says as long as he is aware of it, he should be able to have a happy, healthy family.

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Please, just stop it with this outright lie. Women earn the majority of WORTHLESS degrees. There is no "male crisis" among boys. Just a bunch of smart young men who know college is a scam.

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A very good request asking Cappy to apply his patented "Clarey Test" to George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Paul Ryan. Cappy obliges and confirms what we all know to be true.

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A young man in Oz has the money to get his own place, but wonders if he should just suck it up, save the money, and room with people. Cappy explains getting your own place assures nothing and you need to fully research where you live before committing to it.

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A young man wants to help his mom. But she's 51, filed for bankruptcy, multiple children from multiple fathers, GED, and lives with her brother. Cappy provides solutions, but fears the woman is a lost cause and her son should bear no guilt.

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A man who signed a 2.5 year contract with the Israeli military wants to get fired, dishonorably discharged, or just plain out because he doesn't like it and it's "boring." Cappy unloads on him like his drill instructor should have.

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A young man is going to graduate with a degree in accounting, has a job lined up, AND they're going to pay for his CPA! He wants to know what he should do in preparation for it and Cappy has some ideas. Getting laid being one of them.

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A 16 year old kid is being forced to work a fast food job that is starting to affect his grades and education. He is also being paid below minimum wage. Worse still, his father threatened to hit him if he quit his job. Cappy's got ideas, but no magical silver bullet to solve the problem when all of the adults in your life act like children.

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A guy loses his best friend to a psychotic girl and wonders why. Cappy explains the power of the pussy and how "best friends" are usually a high school/college/military affair ne'er to be repeated again.

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A client wants the ole Captain to apply "The Clarey Test" to the sad creature known as Laci Green. She does surprisingly well, but sadly, a simple number doesn't change the fact she's destroying young women's lives.

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Adults! PLEASE! No kid wants your stupid "health bar" or "apple." Will you please get them the freaking Smarties, Double Dipped Nerds, and Ring Popsicles? How could you have forgotten your youth!!!???

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