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When your wife wants to "move closer to her parents" or claims it's for the "better schools" please grow a pair and tell her "no." Your career and lifestyle isn't worth it.
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A 26 year old aspiring CPA wants to know what he should do given socialists and Trudeau were elected in Canada. Cappy recommends playing by their rules and acting in his own self-interest. Minimalism, and perhaps contemplating moving overseas.
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A young man wants to know about Reagnomics, defaulting on his student loans, and whether he should move out of Jersey.
Yeah kid, get the fuck out of Jersey.
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Given the parading of Star Wars: The Force Awaken's diversity credentials, you can fully expect a political sermon and proselytizing from the left. Let's designate ONE unfortunate soul to see the movie first before we commit to see the movie.
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A young man has job offers in Florida with a minor in CIS. But Google recruiters said if he got his masters they'd hire him. Cappy suggests getting the job now to test the waters of his new career before committing to a masters program...and Silicon Valley traffic...and California taxes.
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A request from the Caribbean to analyze via The Clarey Test Trinidad's two most recent prime ministers, Keith Rowley and Kamla Persad Bissessar. After analyzing the two, it's very easy to find out who the statesman is and who the politician is.
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A client wants to know about the economics of his home country Trinidad Tobago. Cappy is surprisingly impressed with what it has achieved thus far, but see a lot more potential in what it could become.
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A young man is delusional about his career prospects. Cappy slaps him back down into reality.
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Just because she has a nice set of TnA doesn't mean she's superior to you. Matter of fact, the opposite. Check your hormones at the door and let the upper brain override the lower.
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The son of two entrepreneurs is in a quandary not knowing if he should attend school or just learn skills to pursue his own entrepreneurial adventure. Cappy advises.
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A young man wants to know if he wasted his time getting a degree in Information Management or if he should have gotten a "real" degree in computer engineering. Cappy explains he earned effectively a trade degree and that it DOES indeed have value. He also recommends the young man ply his trade, make money, and enjoy life, leaving the decision to get an engineering degree to the future.
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Cappy applies The Clarey Test to Malcolm Turnbull and Tony Abbot, the two most recent prime ministers of Australia. His results are expected.
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Debates are pointless. Judge people by their past and history. Not what they say for 60 minutes on TV.
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Seriously, guys, don't waste your time. THe movie isn't even Netflix worthy. Just save yourselves 2 hours of your precious finite life and not see this piece of shit. I really am trying to help you.
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A chemical engineering major in Canada wants to know if he should get his PhD as he notices engineering and STEM are increasingly suffering from Progressive Credentialism. Cappy explains why the trend will continue, but that he is in a good enough field it's "about as good as it's going to get."
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A 20 year old college student dodged the bullet of law school and is now pursuing a degree in Facilities Engineering Management. He wants Cappy's advice and Cappy likes it. Certainly better than law school!
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A love child of an affair wants to get in touch with his half siblings who do NOT know he even exists. And with the death of his father, he wants to know if he should contact them even though that would go against his father's wishes. Cappy says "hell yes," but warns him it's going to be shocking to his half-siblings.
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A young man is working in Environmental Health and Safety and wants Cappy's opinion on the field. It's not bad, but it's not great. But it doesn't matter. As long as you're happy working in the field and it pays, you're winning.
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A young man wants to know what his next step should be after graduating with a BBA in MIS. Cappy likes his plan and gives it two thumbs up.
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A young man with a bright future is sticking his dick in crazy. Cappy recommends he stop doing that ASAP, perhaps even pursue celibacy until he graduates.
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You might be tempted to celebrate a new job by spending money, but it's about the worst thing you can do as your new job is likely to be as sucky and unreliable as the old one.
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A guy tests at a 128 IQ and wonders if he's qualified to major in engineering. Cappy says hell yes, now go chase the big titted doctor.
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A young man has a job offer in programming after he finishes is worthless degree. He wants to know if he should even bother finishing off the remainder of his degree. Cappy says yes, might as well.
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A client wants Cappy's advice on various "checklists" one should consider before having a child.
3 days before the wedding, the woman breaks it off because her husband would not hire a cameraman...but she still has the ring...and he still has payments. He asks Cappy what to do and Cappy explains it's worth letting this one go.
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A young man needs to declare a specialization in his Electrical Engineering degree. Cappy evaluates the two he's thinking about. Both are good, but one seems to be better. He then provides additional advice on where to work, live, and retire.
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A speech I delivered to the Minnesota Tea Party on how to get young men interested in conservative/libertarian/capitalist values. Some very interesting points as well as a couple guffaws to be had along the way.
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You let people who hate you into the country,
Then ban your citizens from owning weapons to protect themselves
No, we're not saving you again.
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A young man is panicking because he lied about his age to his girlfriend, but doesn't know how to break it to her. This is a tough one, but Cappy has it figured out.
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A young man wants to succeed in business type positions, but doesn't know which degree is best. Cappy advises.
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A young man wants to know if he should become a mechanic or a medical transcriptioner. Cappy explains some industries are for men, others are for women. Get your ass into trade school son and avoid the office gossip and female drama.
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Dear Artists, You choose an easier path in life. Please stop trying to join an elite club you simply do not have the intelligence or work ethic to join. STEM is for adults. Productive, intelligent adults. Not you.
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A consolidated argument about the merits of capitalism and the utter empirical failure of socialism. Sadly, there is no ideology. Just the facts.
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A sincere AND DESERVED apology from President Hollande for stealing the lime light from the poor, "victimized" students of the University of Missouri, for that "minor" terrorist attack in his home country.
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A Cuban immigrant needs advice on navigating college and choosing the right majors. Cappy advises.
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A hard working young man got a new job and wants to know how to get revenge on his boss. Cappy has three very clever ways:
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A young man with schizophrenia wants a better life for himself and wonders if he can become an engineer. Cappy gives his two cents.
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A college student finished his first two years, but can't find a job in the town his college is located in. He wants to know if he should abandon his software engineering degree or get a welding certificate to find a job. Cappy says to find another school and keep his original major.
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A young Australian doesn't know precisely what to major in and wants to know if he should do something other than work his job, live at home, and save money. Cappy goes over his options, but points out there is no rush.
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A young man just doesn't understand how Belle Knox could have the business smarts to make money on her youth and beauty, but then major in women's studies. Cappy explains that not all people are logical or sane, and you'll never understand why they do things.
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A young man learns he hates college, doesn't know what to major in, and is wondering if he should join the military instead. Cappy says yes, but explains he will have to sit down and figure out inevitably what he wants to do in life
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A man is happy with his government janitor job, replete with benefits and pension. But he wonders if that's enough or if he should aim higher. Cappy agrees, but tells him NOT to underestimate the benefits of an easy, happy job.
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Dear Westerners, Please stop thinking holding "candle lit vigils" "protests" and "moments of silence" is going to stop the world's incredibly real and dangerous problems around you. At minimum start voting right or man the fuck up and join the military/cops.
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Employers will lie to you, so why not lie right back at them. How to cover gaps in your resume by lying.
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A young man's parents are willing to pay for his first year of college, but he doesn't know what to study. He wants to drop out and attend trade school, but his parents "would kill him." Cappy explains he needs to be frank with his folks about them wasting their money on him until he gets a plan together.
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A young man is debating the military, his educational options, and how to not go insane in an insane world. Cappy dispenses "old man wisdom" and answers all his questions. The key is to just plain not give a fuck.
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Though a request, this was such a good one I made it an original. A young man sends me the text records where he and a CLASSICAL liberal 20 something girl are debating global warming...well, sort of...because she CONSTANTLY tries to change the subject. Cappy explains ENTIRELY the leftist psychology and why it's nearly impossible to debate people who simply "believe" in something and have no proof, nor desire to find the truth.
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An aspiring engineer is working an engineering job at an engineering firm, but wonders how much of a balance he should have between that an school. Cappy recommends taking his time getting his degree and placing the emphasis on work.
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A young man wants to know how to survive basic training. Cappy never attended, but his buddy Lloyd has. Cappy reads his recommendations AND CHARGES FOR IT! (that ASSHOLE!).
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Oh, is THAT ALL you wanted to know? Cappy makes sure his client heeds his advice and goes unhinged.
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When Cappy's buddy Marcus admitted he never saw Indiana Jones (nor Die Hard, nor Man on Fire) it became apparent Cappy had to put together his top 10 movie list. But why let only Marcus benefit from it? Cappy shares his top 10 movies, why he likes them, and why you must see them.
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A luke warm jacuzzi is the ultimate douche move. Don't do it.
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American college students demanding their loans be forgiven are no different than the bankster scum they all claim to hate.
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A millennial takes "Don't Try Until You're 35" too far and unless swiftly kicked in the ass, will ruin any shot at a future career.
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A 25 year old is paying over half his income in taxes AND giving money to his mom. She uses it to buy shit on the home shopping network and not pay off her credit card bills. Cappy flips out.
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A man is having trouble making progress interviewing, namely bypassing HR to get to the hiring manager and dealing with incompetent recruiters. Cappy recommends some more "extreme" measures, none of which guarantees anything.
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Cappy clears up some confusion explaining and simplifying how the Amazon Affiliate program works. All you have to do is make an extra click. That's it. And it's a win-win-win for everybody involved.
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The vaccine for self-pitying nerds (typically men) who can't find friends, never kissed a girl, and can't find a job is to rebuke their premise. They're lazy fucks who don't want to try and they know it. So take the kids gloves off and tell them their lives will be wasted if they keep going down that route.
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A young man wants to know if he should stay in the military or go to Brazil to become a Jiu Jitsu instructor. Cappy suggests visiting Brazil first before making such a rash decision.
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You will learn more about life and what you want to do by traveling in your teens and 20's than going to college. Do NOT go to college first and THEN figure out what you want to do in life. Spend 10 years traveling instead.
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A small business owner wants to know if his company might get a reprieve from a socialist government since it is "small." Cappy explains how the democrats do favor small business over large, but also explains that it really won't matter because socialism will, in the end, ruin all businesses.
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While we all know it's worthless, precisely how does the "study" have ANY value? When you step back and look at it for what it is, Women's Studies is just a home for vain, self-absorb psychopaths and should NOT have any credibility, let alone funding from society.
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Just saying.
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A young girl from Michigan wants to know what Cappy recommends in terms of home defense and carry guns for women. Cappy gives his thoughts and showcases some of his guns for reference.
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Yes I do intend to see The Big Short without first letting reviews vet it for me. In the meantime if you were interested in the pre-crash, behind the scenes story that built up to it with a heavy dose of finance and economics, may I recommend reading "Behind the Housing Crash"
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An man's younger brother has a "keeper." But his brother is also an alpha player with options. How does he get his brother to realize that this will be the one that "got away" if he doesn't seal the deal now. Cappy explains sovereignty, rights, and evaluates various options one has when convincing others of marriage.
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A guy wants Cappy to evaluate his plan to drop accounting and go into dental hygiene. Cappy approves, but also instructs the man how to ignore the flak he's going to catch from his parents.
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His girlfriend thinks "he'll love me no matter what." Cappy suggests he test her on the "no matter what" theory and threaten to dump her ass unless she loses weight.
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A 32 year old man has a "reliable" but fat girl as a girlfriend. Both families are pushing them to get married. Cappy has some reservations.
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One of our friends from Germany wants to know whether using the PE ratio is a good investment strategy especially when it comes to foreign stocks. Cappy explains what a PE is and is NOT, as well as whether it makes a good tool for assessing your investments.
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A young man is about to risk a job he loves because of one petty, annoying co-worker. Cappy explains the importance of letting ego, pride and "dignity" go at work.
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After a motorcycle accident and some medical bills a young man is kicking around moving back with mom for a year to pay it all off. Cappy endorses that option as long as mom isn't too overbearing. Oh! And get rid of that fucking car you can't afford!!!
Truth, reality, and fuck your feelings. It's the asshole consulting way!
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A young man has some questions about financing college, or whether he even needs it. Cappy gives some tips on avoiding debt, but hatches a potential plan that would avoid needing college altogether. Now if this kid would just quit his fast food job.
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Cappy is paid to response to RawDogLetard's video "Ultimate Protection: Fixed Debt." Cappy has a hard time trying to suss out the overall points of the video, but does his best to make heads and tails of it.
RawDog's Video:
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Cappy's Consulting:
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After effectively being disowned by his socialist, public sector father, a young libertarian Brazilian (and his big titted libertarian girlfriend) want to escape to America. Cappy has some pointers and ideas, but it won't be an easy or cheap journey.
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A young foreign man looking for a wife refuses to date American women. Instead he is being set up by his parents with a "nice Lebanese girl." Unfortunately, he's just not that into her physically. Cappy explains why it's alright to NOT find every girl attractive and why it's rare to get looks and "wife material" in the same girl.
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An old man has some thoughts on American women and wants Cappy's opinion about reverse competition. Cappy obliges.
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An epic rant from The Clarey Podcast where Cappy discovers single moms murder more of their own children (and other people) than terrorists have killed since 9-11. Cappy asks what's more of a threat to society. The lack of fathers and nuclear families or terrorism?
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Cappy views and reviews The Big Short. It's a darn good flick, but nothing you didn't know already. Plus, they buttfuck you at the end with a leftist moral lesson. Check it out at the theater if you're bored. Otherwise wait for it to come out on RedBox.
A man gets laid off from the mines in Australia because they found a cheaper Pakistani to replace him. He then asks for advice on his career and future. Cappy gives it to him.
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Cappy celebrates not having to interview with, see, or interact with an HR bitch in over 10 years. Is this a sign HR cunts are going away? Are corporations realizing the worthlessness of a 24 year old "HR generalist" to be their "first line of defense" to screen for quality labor? Don't hold your breath! but let's celebrate anyway that may just be the demise of the hated HR Cunt!
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If you have children and then get a reliable corporate job, don't complain about the leftist, HR, CSR, diversity bullshit they make you go through. Keep your head down, make your money and THEN when you have accumulated "fuck you money," THEN you play hard ball and refuse to attend HR, diversity, CSR, sexual harassment training bullshit.
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Laci Green isn't the only 20 something millennial girl claiming to be "pansexual." The question is, what percent of people actually are pansexual vs. those just joining a fad to become attention whores.
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If we could remove all the bullshit pre-requisites from college degrees, allowing students to focus ONLY on their field, how would you market it and make it successful? Cappy explains the hurdles of changing the entire mindset of American employers.
Truth has a price!
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A 15 year old asked me for advice.
Yes I charged him for it.
Yes I cursed at him.
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An idealistic young man wants Stefan Molyneux as President and Cappy at VP of a new, theoretical Canadian-American country. Cappy explains why that's impossible and one should focus on their immediate loved ones when it comes to forming a new country.
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If you can't handle engineering, then you might as well get your CPA. Regardless, don't make your parents overpay for a degree from an unnecessarily "prestigious" college if you're getting a CPA. A CPA is a CPA.
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In this video request a young man wants to know what Cappy is doing for his retirement. Cappy explains, but provides the caveat what works for him will not necessarily work for everybody else.
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A short tutorial on how to use Morningstar to analyze a mutual fund in under 3 minutes.
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A young man originally wanted to become an accountant, but is tempted by the IT side of the force. Cappy agrees, but he isn't becoming an "IT Auditor" overnight.
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A young 20 year old man has his first girlfriend who magically forgets her wallet and credit card. Cappy tells him to run, don't walk to the nearest Air Force recruiter.
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My first and final response to the kerfuffle over my claim there are men posing as MGTOW's who use it first and foremost as an excuse, instead of an empirically concluded philosophy.
For reference:
Stardust's response:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFXExAH6hQk
The original video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph0I5x5GQ60
My books which elucidate more on my position of women and dating:
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http://www.amazon.com/Enjoy-De....cline-Accepting-Livi
A young man has questions about career, dating, entrepreneurship, and economics. Even wants to know if he should move to Canada.
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A recent college graduate doesn't know what to get his masters in, while Cappy suggests he look at what he's getting paid to do by the free market, and take some time before jumping into grad school.
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A young woman wants to run a music production company, maybe write a book, perhaps become a CPA, or a computer programer...but is in debt, learning remedial math, and just got screwed by a degree mill. Cappy suggests getting her house in order before committing to any one of her dreams/ventures.
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A young lady wants a husband and children first and foremost, but still wants a career of sorts where she can work from home and financially contribute to the family...if only there were more like her. Cappy gives her her options.
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A young man wants to help out his cousin who is spoiled rotten by his parents. It's not your problem son. It just isn't your problem.
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A young man has ailing parents. The attention they need is holding him down from pursuing success in life. How do you balance it?
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Vietnamese immigrant has some interesting questions and observations about the future of the US. He is optimistic while Cappy is very pessimistic. Cappy makes his case why he thinks the US is in decline, but also tries to reconcile and explain why the two views differ, but are not necessarily contradictory. ONE OF THE MORE INTERESTING VIDEOS if you want my opinion.
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Believe it or not, most of the world is even more fucked up than the US. And that means Gen X might actually collect social security. Millennials?...Ehhh...not so much.
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