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Video Request-Artists Who Live Off of Their Girlfriends
Video Request-Artists Who Live Off of Their Girlfriends AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Cappy unleashes on an "artist" who has obviously been lied to about the financial realities of being an artist.

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Video Request-Map Drawing Career
Video Request-Map Drawing Career AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

"Geography" is not a real major or a real field. Petroleum engineering and GEOLOGY is. At least have the self-respect to your future self to major in a REAL subject and not a bullshit one.

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Video Request The SEC is NOT Our Savior
Video Request The SEC is NOT Our Savior AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Video Request Stop Being a Loser
Video Request Stop Being a Loser AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Video Request-Ohio State or Madison's Electrical Engineering Program
Video Request-Ohio State or Madison's Electrical Engineering Program AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

A young man wants to major in electrical engineering but doesn't know if he should attend UW Madison or Ohio State. Both schools are comparable, but it's warmer in Ohio and Cappy hates the leftist parasites that fester in Madison. Just don't stay in Ohio!

Need advice that your elders failed to give? Visit!

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Video Request-How to Find a Roommate
Video Request-How to Find a Roommate AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A young man is evicting his current pothead roommate and doesn't want to make the same mistake. Cappy explains what his options are in terms of running background checks, criminal checks, and other ways to make sure you don't end up with a shitty roommate.

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Video Request-Police Brutality
Video Request-Police Brutality AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A viewer wants Cappy's opinion about police brutality, shootings, Ferguson, and the like. Cappy explains the four rules he follows that has helped him avoid getting shot by police.

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Video Request-Donut Theory of Residential Realty
Video Request-Donut Theory of Residential Realty AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

There is no universal theory on how to make money in real estate, but one thing is recommended - avoid the donut hole.

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Video Request-Lending Your Parents Money
Video Request-Lending Your Parents Money AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A 19 year old man is being hit up for money from his parents who kicked them out of their house when he was 16. He wants to know if he should lend them the money or go to school for Accounting. Cappy points out blood is not thicker than water and you should never lend your parents money.

Why Bond Prices Go Down When Interest Rates Go Up
Why Bond Prices Go Down When Interest Rates Go Up AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

The Ole Captain does what most economists and finance professors can't do, and explains the inverse relationship between bond prices and interest rates to NORMAL PEOPLE.

Visit Cappy's other sites for rants, rage, and Super Awesome Economic Genius!

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http://www.assholeconsulting.com

Why Bruce Jenner is Important to America
Why Bruce Jenner is Important to America AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

With Bruce Jenner in the news nearly 48 hours straight, Cappy explains why this technically irrelevant man is VERY MUCH needed in America and what it tells us about your future.

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Video Request-28 and Living the Dream
Video Request-28 and Living the Dream AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

The world's most successful 28 year old wants to know if he should stay in construction or go into computer science. Cappy suggests both, and then feels shame and guilt for not being as successful as this client.

Got questions? Cappy has answers! Visit!
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Video Request-Purging Your Thinking
Video Request-Purging Your Thinking AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

For your thinking to be effective, you need to purge it of idealism and flowery puppies and unicorns, and replace it with Vulcan like logic and reality.

Clueless? Lost? Have no idea what's going on? Visit!
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Dear Seattle's 20 Something Spoiled Suburbanite Panhandlers
Dear Seattle's 20 Something Spoiled Suburbanite Panhandlers AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

Go back to Mercer Island and have daddy buy you a degree in accounting.

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The Federal Reserve: Good, Bad or Just Plain Stupid
The Federal Reserve: Good, Bad or Just Plain Stupid AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A reader asks what Cappy thinks of the Federal Reseve and central banking in general. Can it be used for good? Does it always end up corrupted? And can it all be replaced with a gold standard? Cappy delivers a history lesson filled with economic goodness.

Got questions? Need advice? Willing to pay? VISIT!

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Video Request-"Last Fuckable Day"
Video Request-"Last Fuckable Day" AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A viewer wants Cappy's take on Amy Schumer's "Last Fuckable Day" video. It's a great and accurate video, but only because the women participating think they're being sarcastic

Video Request-It's OK to Like Women
Video Request-It's OK to Like Women AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A previous client wants to get rid of his desire to find a woman, fall in love, and get married. Cappy says it's possible, but that desire is genetically programmed into you. Besides, women aren't all that bad!

Got a question? Need advice? Completely clueless? Visit!
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How Tribalism Hurts Young Black Men Part 1
How Tribalism Hurts Young Black Men Part 1 AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

An excerpt from "The Black Man's Guide Out of Poverty" that addresses the issue of tribalism and how acts as a chain to the success of black (and all other) men.

You can find the book here:
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Video Request-Job Causing Mental Health Issues
Video Request-Job Causing Mental Health Issues AaronClarey 6 Views • 10 years ago

A fake job description leads a young engineer to depression, suicide attempts and a generally miserable life. Cappy can't advise on the mental issues, but can certainly provide career advice.

Want the truth? Visit!
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Video Request-Optimal Summer College Jobs
Video Request-Optimal Summer College Jobs AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A freshman-to-be-sophomore is looking for a summer job and wants to know what type of jobs are best for his career. Cappy insists all jobs MUST allow you to double dip in some manner.

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What Is Quantitative Easing
What Is Quantitative Easing AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Cappy explains, to normal everyday people, what "quantitative easing" is and how it affects them personally.

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Video Request-Purposely Getting Fired to Collect Unemployment
Video Request-Purposely Getting Fired to Collect Unemployment AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

After being lied to about a job description, getting passed over because he's male, and 268 resumes rejected a young man asks if it isn't better he look outside the US for jobs. Cappy agrees.

Clueless? Adrift? Guideless? Hopeless? NOT ANYMORE!
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How Tribalism Hurts Black Men Part 2
How Tribalism Hurts Black Men Part 2 AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

You will not escape the tribe without them getting their pound of flesh. But it is worth it.

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Video Request-A Horribly Evil Mom
Video Request-A Horribly Evil Mom AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A mom charges her son rent, but never her multiple boyfriends she has living with her. She then steals his tuition money, and one of her boyfriends threatens the kid. The young man wants to know if he should leave his mother. Cappy explains.

Been lied to? Never told the truth? Clueless? visit!
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Video Request-Naval Career Choices
Video Request-Naval Career Choices AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A young man who is about to join the Navy has some questions about his career options when he ships off. Cappy has some recommendations, but mocks and ridicules all the abbreviation and acronyms the military loves use.

Got questions? Need wisdom? Need guidance? Cappy's got it!
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The Mandatory Graduation Gift for 2015
The Mandatory Graduation Gift for 2015 AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Do not let yourself or a loved one go to college and waste their money on a worthless degree. Buy "Worthless" instead!

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"Women's Bodies are Different!" Cappy Makes a Silver Dollar Bikini
"Women's Bodies are Different!" Cappy Makes a Silver Dollar Bikini AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

Aaron's latest business venture teaches him an unexpected lesson about women's bodies and that they are indeed different!

http://www.silverdollarbikini.com

Video Request-Escape from New York
Video Request-Escape from New York AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A young man fucked up by majoring in communications, but has salvation in attending programmer bootcamp. Cappy approves.

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Video Request-Why Dadbod is Bullshit
Video Request-Why Dadbod is Bullshit AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

"Dadbod" is the male version of the "40 is the new 30" lie.
Please do no fall for such bullshit and stay in shape for the women in your life.

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Video Request 400 Pound Model
Video Request 400 Pound Model AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Cappy honors his word and fulfills a client's request by filming his response to watching this video (fair warning, it's just me wincing in pain a lot):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hfduh7xYc0

"You're a Good Man Bernard Chapin!"
"You're a Good Man Bernard Chapin!" AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

I wanted to thank my good friend Bernard for a gift he sent me and recommend him to my viewers:

https://www.youtube.com/user/pinegrove33

Video Request-We Can't All Be Engineers
Video Request-We Can't All Be Engineers AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A client asks if the liberal arts do not have any value to society. Cappy agrees, but explains the failure of most liberal arts people is in economics and skill.

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Video Request-Gay Bashing in the Manosphere
Video Request-Gay Bashing in the Manosphere AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

Why all the gay bashing in the manosphere? Cappy agrees, tries to explain, but admits we can't "force" people to think differently.

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Video Request-Dad Commits Fraud Against Son
Video Request-Dad Commits Fraud Against Son AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

After being defrauded and abandoned by his father in a housing scam, a young man looks for a roadmap to put his life back together. Cappy delivers.

Got questions? Need guidance? DON'T trust your elders? Visit!
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Video Request What is a "World Reserve Currency?"
Video Request What is a "World Reserve Currency?" AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A client wants to know what is a "world reserve currency" and what does that mean for the US?

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Also visit Kerry Lutz's site:
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Video Request Banks or Credit Unions
Video Request Banks or Credit Unions AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A simple question from a client - which is better a bank or a credit union.

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Video Request-How to Become an Interesting Man
Video Request-How to Become an Interesting Man AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

A young 17 year old man inquires about go to become an "interesting man." Cappy is not authority on the matter, but comes up with what he thinks is the formula for being "interesting."

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Video Request-Where's My Flying Car
Video Request-Where's My Flying Car AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

Given the advancement of American technology from 1890 to putting a man on the moon in 1969, why, precisely don't we have flying cars? cappy answers.

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Video Request-Is Texting Destroying Dating
Video Request-Is Texting Destroying Dating AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

A client asks if texting hurts or harms dating, specifically how it obsoletes talking on the phone. Cappy explains how you inevitably still have to talk the talk in order to get with the ladies.

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Video Request-Electrical Engineering UCLA or Cal State
Video Request-Electrical Engineering UCLA or Cal State AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

UCLA requires its applicants start off in "Applied Math" before moving on to declaring an Electrical Engineering major. Cal State does not. Neither come in the highest ranked schools, so Cappy recommends his client just attend Cal State.

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Video Request-Living in St  Paul
Video Request-Living in St Paul AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A vet from the MidEast actually likes St. Paul and wants to know if he should stay there. Cappy can't understand why, but if you're happy in a town, you're happy in a town. He also dispenses some career advice.

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Video Request $16 or $10 Per Hour
Video Request $16 or $10 Per Hour AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A young man has a pretty good job, but is promised "on the job training" in HVAC from another employer who only pays $10. Cappy suggests he keeps his day job and self-teach himself HVAC.

Need wisdom? Need guidance? Need advice? We got it!
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Video Request-"There Should Be More Money In..."
Video Request-"There Should Be More Money In..." AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

A lot of elitists think "there should be more money in..." you fill in the blank.
Arts, symphony, theater, teachers, education. etc.
In short, however, these are just tyrannical snobs wanting other people to pay for their hobbies. So the next time you hear that suggest they join the Nazi party.

Got questions? Cappy has answers, long as you got money.

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Video Request-Why Public Schools Shouldn't Exist
Video Request-Why Public Schools Shouldn't Exist AaronClarey 4 Views • 10 years ago

A Canadian Agent in the Field is trying to debate with his fellow Canadians about the benefits of private schools, and is making little head way. Cappy suggests he focus the debate about what is best for the children and watch his adversaries choke on their own cognitive dissonance.

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Video Request-Your Parents Want to Have Sex in the Kitchen Again
Video Request-Your Parents Want to Have Sex in the Kitchen Again AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

A 27 year old who still lives at home wants to know if she's a loser. In general, yeah, sort of. But for her generation, not really. Regardless, she better get out because he parents want to start having sex in the kitchen again.

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Video Request-Go North Young Man (aka "Can Finance Be Worth it?")
Video Request-Go North Young Man (aka "Can Finance Be Worth it?") AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

A young man wants out of Miami, but he has a good job and employers he likes. Cappy suggests he work for the same firm in Tennessee where he can hike, still work, and hopefully replicate similar success up north.

Need guidance? Need direction? Need advice? And would you prefer it not be lies? Then visit!
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How Male Asian Engineers Get Screwed By Gold Digging Whores
How Male Asian Engineers Get Screwed By Gold Digging Whores AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

A friendly warning to our Asian STEM-majoring brothers. Your culture to be a good, providing, hard working man has not gone unnoticed by the gold digging whore contingent of our society.

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Social Workers Love Other Women's Children More Than Their Own
Social Workers Love Other Women's Children More Than Their Own AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Cappy has some simple logical and mathematical questions for all the women who have children, outsource them, but then pursue careers essentially raising other women's children.

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http://aaron-clarey.podomatic.com
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Video Request-The Stupid Vaccination Debate
Video Request-The Stupid Vaccination Debate AaronClarey 4 Views • 10 years ago

A fan wants to know what Cappy thinks about vaccination and whether the government has the right to force it on parents. Cappy, for once, sides with the government.

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Video Request-Insurance Salesmen Don't Need College
Video Request-Insurance Salesmen Don't Need College AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

A young man wants to become an insurance salesman. He doesn't need to go to college to become one, but his parents and the rest of the world, even he, thinks so. Cappy disagrees.

Need advice? Cappy's got it!
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Video Request-How Women Can Lower Domestic Violence
Video Request-How Women Can Lower Domestic Violence AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Women can seriously lessen domestic violence by doing one simple thing - refuse to date and breed with abusers.

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Video Request-Basics of Financial Planning
Video Request-Basics of Financial Planning AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

A young man has questions about retirement and financial planning. Cappy not only has answers, but a class everybody should be taking:

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Video Request - Facebook's Effect on Dating
Video Request - Facebook's Effect on Dating AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Is facebook necessary for dating? Or can you just get rid of it and not torpedo your dating chances?

Video Request How Price Distortions and "Do-Gooderism" Destroys Africa
Video Request How Price Distortions and "Do-Gooderism" Destroys Africa AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Aaron explains the dangers "price distortion" presents to an economy, how it plays a huge role in holding Africa down, as well as how "do gooder leftists" create a "human bubble" in the continent, and how Africa can become an Asian Tiger

Got questions? Got money? Visit!
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Also consider purchasing some of Aaron's books!
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How to Vote in Local Elections
How to Vote in Local Elections AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

The ole Captain explains how he chooses candidates in local elections who do NOT list party affiliation.

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http://aaron-clarey.podomatic.com/
http://www.assholeconsulting.com

Glorious Hat, Chistmas, and Amazon
Glorious Hat, Chistmas, and Amazon AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Get your shopping done now economists!

www.commieobama.com

And this "simple URL" is the link to the Amazon Affiliate program
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Cappy's Opinion of Tom Leykis
Cappy's Opinion of Tom Leykis AaronClarey 7 Views • 10 years ago

A video request about Aaron's opinion about Tom Leykis, Leykis 101, the lifestyle he advocates and other recommendations on the Tom Leykis show.

You can (and should) visit Tom's show at:
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Video Request - Jazz Recommendations by Cappy
Video Request - Jazz Recommendations by Cappy AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

A young viewer wants to get into jazz and asks the Captain what he recommends to start listening

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The Greatest Asshole Consulting Story Ever Told
The Greatest Asshole Consulting Story Ever Told AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

A report from one of our Agents in the Field who shares his success story about landing a great job using Asshole Consulting's advice.

Yes, he PAID CAPPY TO BRAG ABOUT ASSHOLE CONSULTING!

If you have a request, got a question or need some guidance, and you have money, visit:
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Video Request - Why Your Coworkers and Bosses are Morons
Video Request - Why Your Coworkers and Bosses are Morons AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A young man finds out he just can't tolerate authority and idiots. Guess what young man! You HAVE TO become an entrepreneur. There's no other choice.

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Video Request - MBA or IT
Video Request - MBA or IT AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

The life long question - with my worthless undergrad, do I go and get an MBA or get a real degree?

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Also here is the link to the book I mentioned:
http://www.amazon.com/Behind-H....ousing-Crash-Confess

Video Request - Majoring in "Sports"
Video Request - Majoring in "Sports" AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

I'm majoring in "sports."
No you're not.

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Video Request Guilty About Enjoying Sex
Video Request Guilty About Enjoying Sex AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

Arguably the best video request from a young man whose uber Christian and totalitarian parents shamed him for enjoying women. Kid still comes from behind and under his own volition tries to self imrpove.

A heart warming story about an underdog kid we can all get behind and cheer.

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Video Request - A US Russian Alliance
Video Request - A US Russian Alliance AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

What benefits would come from a US-Russian alliance? Well a bridge across the Bering Straits would be awesome for starters!

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Video Request-Dentist, Doctor or Engineer?
Video Request-Dentist, Doctor or Engineer? AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

It's one thing to go into STEM. But what degree do you pursue when you get there? Completely up to you and depends if you can tolerate blood.

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Video Request-Arguing with Liberal Vegans
Video Request-Arguing with Liberal Vegans AaronClarey 4 Views • 10 years ago

Are you evil if you eat meat? How can you argue against liberal vegans? Simple - you can't. They're not interested in animal rights as much as they are crusaderism

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Video Request-Online, For Profit, or Non Profit Schools
Video Request-Online, For Profit, or Non Profit Schools AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A question about the various types of schools, their accreditation and how many of them are just outright scams.

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Video Request The Importance of Strategic Planning in Life
Video Request The Importance of Strategic Planning in Life AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

Nobody sits down to figure out their lives. Why not?

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Video Request Preparing for Early Retirement
Video Request Preparing for Early Retirement AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A minimalist who's bringing down 6 figures asks where to put his money for early retirement to live off the interest. Cappy recommends traveling instead.

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Video Request-Computer Networking as a Career Choice
Video Request-Computer Networking as a Career Choice AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A young man asks about computer networking as a viable career and Cappy explains how the field is divided between generalists and specialists. Become a specialist

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VISIT!
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Call People the Fuck Back!!!
Call People the Fuck Back!!! AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Benefit from the laziness of the typical American schlub - CALL PEOPLE THE FUCK BACK ASAP!!!!

Visit Aaron in his other online ventures
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com
http://aaron-clarey.podomatic.com/

Original vs  Video Requests
Original vs Video Requests AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Many people have complained about all the video requests and not enough videos. Never fear, all video requests are denoted with a "Video Request" in the title allowing you to surf ole Cappy's Youtube channel for just original videos.

Thanks for your support!

Cappy

Book Review - Welcome to the Divide
Book Review - Welcome to the Divide AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A review of an insanely intellectually engaging book, "Welcome to the Divide."

http://www.amazon.com/Welcome-....Divide-S-P-Daley/dp/

Video Request-Undergrad vs  Career vs  Grad School & Women
Video Request-Undergrad vs Career vs Grad School & Women AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

A young man is all over the place with over 3 degrees and one masters program, plus wants to start his own company and get work experience. Not to mention, a question about what made the 1% of women Cappy dated marriage material.

FOCUS boys! FOCUS!

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Video Request-Being an Economic Parasite
Video Request-Being an Economic Parasite AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A listener asks how much money you need to make before you no longer an economic parasite on society. The more important question to ask is whether there's anything immoral anymore about collecting a government check given these are the rules society forces upon you.

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Video Request-Loyalty to Your Employer and Education
Video Request-Loyalty to Your Employer and Education AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Torn between starting an apprenticeship, college, and a low-paying job a listener asks how to balance all three, plus an important lesson about "loyalty" to your employer.

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How Much Money Stefan Molyneux is Losing
How Much Money Stefan Molyneux is Losing AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

An argument why Stefan's dependence upon donations is completely unnecessary as the free market has provided him some advertising options that would not violate his principles.

Molyneux can be found here:
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http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com
http://aaron-clarey.podomatic.com/

Video Request-Career Options for Military Men
Video Request-Career Options for Military Men AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

Do good or stop evil? It's a choice everybody has to make, especially if you're leaving the military.

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Video Request-Cappy's Opinion on Immigration
Video Request-Cappy's Opinion on Immigration AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

Two requests rolled into one. What does Cappy think about immigration? It isn't about immigration. It's about Barack Obama who hates the United States. But, eh, you guys voted to destroy the country.

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Video Request-Take the Fucking Government Job
Video Request-Take the Fucking Government Job AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A 24 year old wants to know if he should take a
GOVERNMENT JOB,
THAT PAYS $58,000
or
Go to school and get his masters.

Do both!

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Video Request-Being a Doctor Under Obamacare
Video Request-Being a Doctor Under Obamacare AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

A doctor wonders if he should diversify into an MBA to hedge against lower pay doctors would sustain under Obamacare. He also asks about asset protection trusts and offshore asset protection tools

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Video Request-How to Choose a College Major
Video Request-How to Choose a College Major AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

Choosing a degree or a major is not easy. That's why you have to fucking do it. Not ask other people to do it for you.

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Video Request-Women, College, Career and Life
Video Request-Women, College, Career and Life AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A young man is in a rut when it comes to women, his career, and life in general. And was unfortunately the victim of a "Knockout" game. Cappy recommends learning to ballroom dance and getting his ass out into a warming, tax-free state. Oh, and carrying a gun at all times.

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Video Request-Be Thankful for Your Overpaid Government Job
Video Request-Be Thankful for Your Overpaid Government Job AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A young man is living the life getting paid more than the average salary for a guy his age AND CAN RETIRE AT 50.

He wants to know if he should gamble for more!

Cappy goes off the handle.

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Video Request-Tips for 20 Something's Resumes
Video Request-Tips for 20 Something's Resumes AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Understand this and understand this well. Employers LIE ALL THE TIME in the job description. The least you can do is lie your ass off on your resume...within reason.

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Video Request-"Why Paid In Equity" is Bullshit
Video Request-"Why Paid In Equity" is Bullshit AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

When old farts offer to "pay you in equity" you young farts tell them to fuck off and die.

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What Your Kids Do and DO NOT Want for Christmas
What Your Kids Do and DO NOT Want for Christmas AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

In this episode Cappy explains his philosophy and theory about what kids want for Christmas and how some shitty parents duck their responsibility during these times.

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All Cappy Wants for Christmas
All Cappy Wants for Christmas AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Help the ole Captain keep the lights on this year and the next by either purchasing his books, buying your purchases through his amazon affiliate account, or JUST SPREAD THE WORD.

The "convenient" and "small" URL goes to Cappy's Amazon affiliate site:

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Video Request-Stop Being a Pussy & Start Talking to Girls
Video Request-Stop Being a Pussy & Start Talking to Girls AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A young man wants to know how to talk to girls, thinking there's somehow a formula or an algorithm that will help him achieve it.
Sorry, there isn't. Now get out there and get your ass kicked.

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Video Request-Golddiggers Targeting Doctors
Video Request-Golddiggers Targeting Doctors AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

The Doc has a question about how doctors can avoid being taken by golddiggers. Prenups, offshore trusts, and even lying about being a doctor are what "Dr. Cappy" prescribes.

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Video Request-Does a School's Reputation Matter
Video Request-Does a School's Reputation Matter AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A young student wants to know if a school's name matters. Cappy comes up with a clever solution.

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Video Request-Life in Vietnam
Video Request-Life in Vietnam AaronClarey 4 Views • 10 years ago

A young man is living the life in Vietnam and wants to know if he should risk it for more.

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ADVERTISEMENT British Beer AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

Make Fun of Bernard Chapin, Matt Forney, Jack Donovan, and Chris Bechtloff
Make Fun of Bernard Chapin, Matt Forney, Jack Donovan, and Chris Bechtloff AaronClarey 9 Views • 10 years ago

Aurini and Clarey poking some fun at some fellow You Tube brothers on teh interwebz.

Video Request-Living in a Van
Video Request-Living in a Van AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

The economic and philosophical benefits of living in a van...down by the river

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Video Request-Where is there a Traditional Capitalist Country?
Video Request-Where is there a Traditional Capitalist Country? AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A young man wants to know where in the world he can find a low tax, traditional country full of freedom loving people and traditional wife material.

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Video Request-Why the Left Wants the US to Fail
Video Request-Why the Left Wants the US to Fail AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Liberals and leftists do indeed want the US to fail. Consciously or not, they do want it to fail.

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Video Request-Work or School? Try Both
Video Request-Work or School? Try Both AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A young man wants to know about whether he should quit his job to pursue a degree in mechanical engineering. Cappy says "do both."

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Video Request-Online Education Replacing the Traditional University
Video Request-Online Education Replacing the Traditional University AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A young man got his diploma for $100 online in accounting...and got hired. Does this spell the end of the educational system? hopefully!

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Video Request-Young Entrepreneur Questions
Video Request-Young Entrepreneur Questions AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A young man has questions about a simple, low-capital investment business idea. Cappy gives the green light and uses it to extra other lessons for other aspiring entrepreneurs.

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