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Requested Video - Should I Become Doctor or Entrepreneur
Requested Video - Should I Become Doctor or Entrepreneur AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Aaron answers our Mexican Agent in the Field's question about becoming a doctor or a Tony Stark electrical entrepreneur.

If you have a question/video request (and some money) visit

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The Social Costs of Being a Young Conservative/Libertarian
The Social Costs of Being a Young Conservative/Libertarian AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

A 19 year old reader has social problems when her colleagues find out she's (GASP!) a FREE MARKETER!!!!! Aaron tries to paint a bright side to this otherwise dark and sad picture.

If you have a question (and money) visit:
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Video Request - Public Schools, Private Schools, and Home Schooling
Video Request - Public Schools, Private Schools, and Home Schooling AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A video request where Aaron reviews public schools, private schools, and home schooling. Which is better than the others and why a combination may be best for your child.

Sponsor - Cigar Day!!!
Sponsor - Cigar Day!!! AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A message from our sponsor - Cigars City

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Sponsor - Talon Bottle Opener
Sponsor - Talon Bottle Opener AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Visit Kelvin and help him raise money for his Kickstarter campaign.

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Why Corporate Taxes Are Stupid
Why Corporate Taxes Are Stupid AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

A detailed and logical breakdown why corporate taxes are about the stupidest economic move a country can make.

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What Real People Think About the ALS Ice Bucket Fad
What Real People Think About the ALS Ice Bucket Fad AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

Hey look! White people doing gimmicky things to make themselves feel better while never solving the problem!

Yeah!!! We had a candle lit vigil and did a run and did a march and did a protest!!!!

Yea!!!!! Warm fuzzies but no production for everyone!!!

Tee hee!!! I'm a suburbanite SWPL person who done good!!!!

Video Request - Parents Who Force You to go to College
Video Request - Parents Who Force You to go to College AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

Addressing the issue where your parents/family DEMAND you go to college because if you don't they'll be shamed and not proud of you.

If you have a question or need some older brotherly advice (and have money!) visit:

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Video Request - "Other Business Majors"
Video Request - "Other Business Majors" AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

In this video request, Aaron explains why the constantly flow of newly created "business degrees" are mostly bullshit and just there to capitalize on product specialization much like companies do.

If you have a question, need guidance, or want a video request (and have money) visit

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Video Request - Calculating the Cost of Living Overseas
Video Request - Calculating the Cost of Living Overseas AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

Aaron answers a young man's question about how to calculate how much you need to make when living overseas in different countries:

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Video Request - Political Questions About the Baby Boomers
Video Request - Political Questions About the Baby Boomers AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Aaron answers a viewer's wide array of questions about the baby boomer generation.

Video Request - Achieving the Mike Rowe Life
Video Request - Achieving the Mike Rowe Life AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Aaron answers a young man's question about what to do careerwise and where to move. It ultimately boils down to emulating Mike Rowe and making the right choices.

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Video Request - Cappy's Motorcycle
Video Request - Cappy's Motorcycle AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Somebody paid me good money to do a video on my motorcycle. So I did. Added some basics about starter bikes, engine sizes and maintenance, but this is pretty much just a video on Cappy's motorcycle.

Things About Women Men Don't Give Two Shits About
Things About Women Men Don't Give Two Shits About AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Ladies, nobody cares about your degree or career. Men only care about you being nice, sane, hot and self-supporting. That's it.

Send the hate to
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for more "assholely" wisdom.

It Doesn't Pay to Be Moral in Life
It Doesn't Pay to Be Moral in Life AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A video request where a client asks about whether it pays to be immoral to get ahead. Aaron then addresses the difference between IMMORAL and ILLEGAL and explains how if he were to do it all over, he'd become a leftist politician

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Why High School is Bullshit
Why High School is Bullshit AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

An explanation why high school is ultimately bullshit, why your teachers don't care about you, why the "winners" are losers and the "losers" are winners.
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Video Request - I Hate My Job and I Hate California
Video Request - I Hate My Job and I Hate California AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Everybody's job sucks. The trick is to ignore the bullshit and just collect a check. Oh, and get the fuck out of California.

Need advice? Visit:
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Podcast, Blogs, and Youtubes Oh My!
Podcast, Blogs, and Youtubes Oh My! AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

The ole Captain has more than just his youtube channel. Check out his other sites:

http://aaron-clarey.podomatic.com/
https://itunes.apple.com/us/po....dcast/the-clarey-pod
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/

Video Request - Recovering from a Liberal Arts Degree
Video Request - Recovering from a Liberal Arts Degree AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A young man asks about specializing in data mining/data science as a means to compensate for the fact he got a worthless liberal arts degree.

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Video Request - How to Ask Out a Girl
Video Request - How to Ask Out a Girl AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A young man writes in wanting to know how to ask a girl out, bridging the gap from acquaintance to date

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Just Don't Fuck Up
Just Don't Fuck Up AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

The secret to success in life is not success, as much as it is just not fucking up.

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Video Request - How to Convert a Feminist
Video Request - How to Convert a Feminist AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Aaron explains to a client how you can (if you want to) convert a feminist. It's hard, but there's a couple ways you can do it.

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and have "The World's Greatest Asshole" answer your question!

What to Do If You Did Fuck Up
What to Do If You Did Fuck Up AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

You made a life crippling mistake. Mope and feel sorry for yourself? Panic and freak out? Or accept what happened, and capitalize on the rest of your life.

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Video Request - Best Places to Travel in the US
Video Request - Best Places to Travel in the US AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

A young man asks for Cappy's favorite spots in America before he embarks on his cross country trip

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Video Request - Tell My Ex Wife I Hate Her
Video Request - Tell My Ex Wife I Hate Her AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

You pay for 'em, I'll read 'em. A thank you letter of sorts from a listener who wants to send a special message to his ex wife

Video Request - The Consequences of Robots Replacing Human Labor
Video Request - The Consequences of Robots Replacing Human Labor AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Aaron explains why an economy can never be fully replaced with robots and why there will always be demand for human labor.

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My Minion Hat and Amazon Affliate
My Minion Hat and Amazon Affliate AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

Good news! I have a Minion hat AND Amazon Affiliate is back in Minnesota!

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High School Anarchists and Marxists
High School Anarchists and Marxists AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

A screed against the "faux intellectual" high school kids who claim to be "marxists" or "anarchists."

Clue guys - neither impresses chicks.

Video Request - Work Sucks, Get Used to It
Video Request - Work Sucks, Get Used to It AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A video request where an indecisive man is torn between a Masters in Taxation or Computer Science.

Truth is, all high-paying work sucks and is difficult. Get used to it

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Video Request - Why Is China and Belgium Buying US Debt
Video Request - Why Is China and Belgium Buying US Debt AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

An economic question about why would ANYBODY want to lend money to the bankrupt US government? Well, because we're the "least shitty" country in the world

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Video Request - Is My Boyfriend a Mooch
Video Request - Is My Boyfriend a Mooch AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

One of the rare times a pretty lady writes in! And she has a question about whether her boyfriend...who is building her a house...is a mooch.

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Video Request Blood is NOT Thicker Than Water
Video Request Blood is NOT Thicker Than Water AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

A young man asks how to live with his dysfunctional family.

Simple - you don't and move on to form your own.

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Spermjacked!
Spermjacked! AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Boys, the threat IS real. Some women WILL steal your sperm, impregnate themselves, and demand (AND GET) child support from you.

Consider a vasectomy and other measures to protect yourself.

Video Request - Get the Fuck Out of New Jersey
Video Request - Get the Fuck Out of New Jersey AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

A young man writes in asking about his employment options. HR, Diesel engine mechanic? Well, first you need to move the fuck out of New Jersey.

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Video Request-Why Don't We Drill for More Oil
Video Request-Why Don't We Drill for More Oil AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A viewer asks why the US does not fully capitalize on its oil/gas production potential? And the answer is angering, infuriating and one for younger generations to ponder seriously

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www.assholeconsulting.com

Video Request Questions on Career, Military, Minimalism, Envy and Life
Video Request Questions on Career, Military, Minimalism, Envy and Life AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

A bevy of questions on joining the military, becoming an entrepreneur, do I envy friends who have more money due to my minimalism, freedom, and much more.

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Just Say No to Girls Who Won't Have Sex
Just Say No to Girls Who Won't Have Sex AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Your life, time, money, and resources are too limited and too short to be chasing after a girl who won't have sex. Be smart and self-respecting; follow the three strikes and your out rule and move onto greener pastures.

Video Request - Baby Rabies!!!!!
Video Request - Baby Rabies!!!!! AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Aaron explains the risk and dangers of a baby rabies. Ensure you have children when you're ready. Not because it's too late.

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Greatness Doesn't Come from a 40 Hour Work Week
Greatness Doesn't Come from a 40 Hour Work Week AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

Get off your ass and do something before you die.

Video Request What Batman Teaches Us About Agency, Morality and Purpose
Video Request What Batman Teaches Us About Agency, Morality and Purpose AaronClarey 4 Views • 10 years ago

After watching "The Dark Knight Returns 1&2" Aaron pulls some important lessons and observations for all people.

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captaincapitalism.blogspot.com

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Why You Want the Stock Market to Crash
Why You Want the Stock Market to Crash AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

Young people should be cheering for a stock market crash.

10,000
10,000 AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

WE BROKE 10,000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!

THANKS GUYS!!!!

I decree free orgasms for every one in celebration.

How Ebola Exposes Obama's Hatred of the US
How Ebola Exposes Obama's Hatred of the US AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

Sorry folks, you got to stop listening to his words and look at his actions to figure out this guy. And he doesn't hide his hatred for the US too well.

Slurpin' Coffee!
Slurpin' Coffee! AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

The title says it all!!!

"Well, Have You Ever Been There?"
"Well, Have You Ever Been There?" AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

The ole Captain destroys the common idiotic leftist argument that Peace Corp people love to use, "Well, have you ever been there" suggesting unless you've visited a country you can't speak competently about it.

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Dear Fathers of Suburbanite Princesses, We Can't Compete Against You
Dear Fathers of Suburbanite Princesses, We Can't Compete Against You AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

A plea to all the daddies of "Daddy's Little Princess" - please STOP raising your daughters to be arrogant, selfish, spoiled brats. We have to date these girls when you dump them in the dating market. And we DEMAND higher quality.

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The Path Out of Poverty - Low Capital Investments
The Path Out of Poverty - Low Capital Investments AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Cappy hits on something key. How low or "no" capital investments are the path out of poverty. It's boring economics lesson up front, but a VITALLY IMPORTANT ONE in the future.

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Video Request - Progressive and Regressive Taxes
Video Request - Progressive and Regressive Taxes AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

An astute viewer makes the observation that progressive taxes are effectively regressive taxes. The Captain confirms his observation is indeed correct.

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Dear Exxon Mobil, Get Rid of Your CSR Department
Dear Exxon Mobil, Get Rid of Your CSR Department AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Big Oil (and other large companies) might as well get rid of their CSR departments because they are built on the false premise that protestors and leftists care about global warming and corporate citizenship.

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Video Request   Embrace the Suck
Video Request Embrace the Suck AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Aaron explains to a young man how to financially emancipate himself - by "embracing the suck." He also does his world famous "Beanie Babies" rant.

If you have a question (and are will to pay for advice) visit:
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Video Request The Death of Rock and Roll
Video Request The Death of Rock and Roll AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Gamergate for Non-Virgins
Gamergate for Non-Virgins AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

Explaining Gamegate to normal people who just don't get what it's all about.

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Do Your Best, Then Forgive Yourself
Do Your Best, Then Forgive Yourself AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

Arguably the most vital piece of wisdom that can be passed onto people to make their lives better.

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Video Request-Physical Fitness Post 30
Video Request-Physical Fitness Post 30 AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

Ali writes in asking about the importance of men staying in physical shape post 30. You have three jobs:
1. Your day job
2. Your entrepreneurship job and
3. The gym

Send your questions (and money) to:
www.assholeconsulting.com

Video Request Electrician or Computer Science?
Video Request Electrician or Computer Science? AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

A young man asks what's better to major in? 2 year electrician certification or a 4 year degree in computer science. Well...it depends.

If you have a question and need guidance, consider visiting:
www.assholeconsulting.com

Video Request How to Get a 4.0 GPA
Video Request How to Get a 4.0 GPA AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Explaining the techniques and methods used to get a 4.0 GPA...or close enough.

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How to Be "Heroic"
How to Be "Heroic" AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

There's the right way and wrong way, the easy way and the hard way to becoming "heroic."

You can find more of Aaron's droll and indifferent politically incorrect (but truthful) observations by visiting him at:

http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com or
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No the Republicans are Not the Same as the Democrats
No the Republicans are Not the Same as the Democrats AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

For all you conservative and libertarians out there who are going to "protest the vote" have a cup of WTF up.

Video Request - Is It Worth Changing My Degree?
Video Request - Is It Worth Changing My Degree? AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A young man, 2.5 years into a Poli Sci degree wants to know what he should change his major to, or just go into a trade school?

Got a question? Visit:

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Video Request - What Would President Clarey Do
Video Request - What Would President Clarey Do AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A viewer asks what the Captain would do if Asshole Consulting could consult the government. Well, just make him President Cappy and here's what he'd recommend.

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Video Request - Bogus Internships
Video Request - Bogus Internships AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Most internships are bullshit AND during a time when you can least afford to be wasting time! Take some advice from ole Cappy and make sure your internship counts!

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AND YES, WE FUCKING CHARGE DUMBASS!

Video Request - Inflation and the National Debt
Video Request - Inflation and the National Debt AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

A young man asks how does inflating the currency eliminate the national debt.

Excellent economics question young lieutenant!

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Video Request - Stop Being an Emo Pussified White Knight
Video Request - Stop Being an Emo Pussified White Knight AaronClarey 6 Views • 10 years ago

A video request on how to stop being people's emotional tampon and whether you are obligated to save children that aren't yours from inadequate single mothers.

Grow a pair son.

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Assholes Can't Help Dumbshits
Assholes Can't Help Dumbshits AaronClarey 3 Views • 10 years ago

Boys, if you're going to send a request, at least provide me with the CORRECT e-mail address.

Gold and Silver are NOT Investments
Gold and Silver are NOT Investments AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

An important lesson for EVERYBODY to know and that is the difference between REAL investments and speculation.

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What Snow Days Teach Us About Education In America
What Snow Days Teach Us About Education In America AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Arguably the world's greatest rant and criticism against the public schools and teachers. If teachers are doing such a great job, then why do kids SCREAM for snow days?

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or Aaron's other fine online media outlets:

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Video Request - The Young Turks
Video Request - The Young Turks AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A reader asks for the Captain's opinion on the "Young Turks." And after reviewing their background and watching some videos, they're just MSM v. 2.0 delivered via the internet instead of airwaves.

If you have a question or consultation request, visit:
www.assholeconsulting.com

Retirement Planning for Millenials
Retirement Planning for Millenials AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

A video request, but one that I wanted to share, that explains how retirement planning will be different for Millennials. Whatever "time tested" advice is given to the Boomers may not longer apply to future generations

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Video Request-Dating in the Bakken Oilfield
Video Request-Dating in the Bakken Oilfield AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

A 21 year old who makes $100,000 annual is having trouble finding a steady girl in the Bakken oilfields. Cappy comes to the rescue.

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Do NOT Major in Economics
Do NOT Major in Economics AaronClarey 2 Views • 10 years ago

Apparently the word is NOT getting out. Look, kids, do NOT major in economics. It just isn't worth it.

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Mark Dayton Hates Private Property
Mark Dayton Hates Private Property AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Mark Dayton's insistence of meeting Target Corporation's CEO about layoffs belies his true thoughts about private companies and private property - i.e. - he doesn't believe in it...unless, you know, it's his trust fund.

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captaincapitalism.blogspot.com
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Can Feminists Ever Divorce the Government?
Can Feminists Ever Divorce the Government? AaronClarey 0 Views • 10 years ago

Are feminists capable of waking up, realizing they're wasting their lives, and that the state is NOT the true source of happiness? Cappy answers.

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https://twitter.com/aaron_clarey
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Request-How to Become Wealthy
Request-How to Become Wealthy AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

The trick to becoming wealthy is to not need wealth in the first place.

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Never Date Girls in Cosmetology
Never Date Girls in Cosmetology AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

Girls in cosmetology school are as reliable and sane as girls with horses. Never date them and CERTAINLY never marry them.

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Request-Masters in Accounting, Can't Find Job
Request-Masters in Accounting, Can't Find Job AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A man has graduated with an enviable and quite employable degree, but can't find a job. Cappy suggests a couple strategies including fishing in different waters, trying various job search sites, etc., but also recommends he just get his CPA and then focus on becoming an entrepreneur.

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Review of "F is for Family"
Review of "F is for Family" AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

Cappy reviews Bill Burr's "F is for Family" and is shocked by how dark, depressing, abusive, and even pornographic it is.

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Request-Classic Cappy Rant Against a "Virgin Who Can't Find Girls"
Request-Classic Cappy Rant Against a "Virgin Who Can't Find Girls" AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

Cappy loses it as another standard "26 year old virgin" thinks there's some magic bullet to getting girls that doesn't involve getting off his ass, hitting the gym, and becoming a real man.

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Request-Overcoming Fear and Procrastination
Request-Overcoming Fear and Procrastination AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A young man from Romania is afraid of whether he can make it in a sales job in Ireland. Cappy explains fear, why it's stupid, why there's nothing to be afraid of, and how to overcome it. He also advises the wise words of Captain Ronald Spiers,

"You're already dead Blythe."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5YpUsDsHmk

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Um Dude, You're Not a Libertarian
Um Dude, You're Not a Libertarian AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

Libertarians who want to vote for Bernie Sanders or advocate socialist taxation are socialists, not libertarians. Get your head straight you hipster wanna be's.

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Request-Getting a STEM Degree Online
Request-Getting a STEM Degree Online AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A young man wants to major in STEM, but wonders if they are worth getting online. He asks for Cappy's opinion about online degrees and Cappy comes up with some interesting research.

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Pay Me $1 Million to See New Ghostbusters Movie
Pay Me $1 Million to See New Ghostbusters Movie AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

In an attempt to tell Hollywood to take their political agendas and stop ruining movies with them, we are raising $1 million to pay me to endure the pain and suffering to see the new Ghostbusters movie. All proceeds will go to me to finance my selfish and hedonistic lifestyle. You can click on the link below to contribute to this noble cause:

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What Are Negative Interest Rates? (For Normal People)
What Are Negative Interest Rates? (For Normal People) AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A simple explanation of negative interest rates, what are they, how they came about, and what the ramifications of them will be.

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Request-Northwest Front and All Races are Going to Pot
Request-Northwest Front and All Races are Going to Pot AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A client wants to know about the feasibility of the "Northwest Front" and what will happy in a post-multicultural world. Cappy predicts America will become like Brazil and collapse, resulting in everybody going back to nature.

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Smart Employees, Stupid Bosses
Smart Employees, Stupid Bosses AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

You can find "Curse of the High IQ" here:
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Request-Are 401k's or IRA's Worth It?
Request-Are 401k's or IRA's Worth It? AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A 36 year old has his house paid off and is wondering what to do with all the extra money that is now coming in. Cappy has a prioritized list of investments he should consider BEFORE investing in a confiscatable IRA or 401k.

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Request-Why Vets Can't Find Jobs Out of the Military
Request-Why Vets Can't Find Jobs Out of the Military AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

Why is it so hard for vets to find jobs? Because businesses are stupid, bureaucratic, and headed up by fools.

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Do Women Ever Change?  Dating for Men at 50 - Lessons for Younger Men & What to Expect
Do Women Ever Change? Dating for Men at 50 - Lessons for Younger Men & What to Expect AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

For the second segment of this episode of The Clarey Podcast I interview Francis, one of the Red Pill community's "elders" about what to expect from women and dating when you break half a century in age.

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Why Finance Majors Starting Salaries are Bullshit
Why Finance Majors Starting Salaries are Bullshit AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Starting and median salaries for finance degrees are lies, more lies, and outright bullshit. Do not be duped by them, and for the love of god, never major in finance.

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All Management Degrees are Bullshit
All Management Degrees are Bullshit AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

"Management" is not a real field, discipline or study. STOP MAJORING IN IT!!!

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Micro Fuck You Money
Micro Fuck You Money AaronClarey 6 Views • 8 years ago

An importance advancement in financial planning for young men and women looking to escape poverty.

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Social and Romantic Problems Highly Intelligent People Face
Social and Romantic Problems Highly Intelligent People Face AaronClarey 4 Views • 8 years ago

A man with an IQ of 140 asks how to find life long friends, intellectual stimulation, and a highly intelligent woman given 98% of the population is nowhere near as smart as him. Cappy gives no solutions, but provides sanity and an explanation as to why intelligent people suffer socially and romantically.

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A Gen Xer Tries to Help Out a Millennial
A Gen Xer Tries to Help Out a Millennial AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

As the millennials say, "I can't even." And Cappy sure as hell can't as he tries to address the numerous, and self-inflicted problems of a millennial.

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Request-Communists' Obsession with Owning the Means of Production
Request-Communists' Obsession with Owning the Means of Production AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

There's an inconsistency amongst communist's understanding of owning the means of production, but banning private property. Don't bother writing explanations down below, I've already written you all off as the parasites you are.

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The Solution to YouTube's Demonetization Crisis
The Solution to YouTube's Demonetization Crisis AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

There is no need to worry as the solution to YouTube's demonetization problem is very simple.

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Request - Why are Socialists Passive Aggressive?
Request - Why are Socialists Passive Aggressive? AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

One word - cowardice.

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Request-The 3 WORST Things About Corporate America
Request-The 3 WORST Things About Corporate America AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

What are the 3 WORST things about Corporate America? Cappy lists them and explains what to do about them.
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Request-Bringing Kids Into an Evil World
Request-Bringing Kids Into an Evil World AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy enumerates 6 main reasons he's against bringing children into this world.
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Request-Who's Responsible for the Sex War?
Request-Who's Responsible for the Sex War? AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Women started it. Men will leave it. And there will be no winners.
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South Africa: Zimbabwe 2 0
South Africa: Zimbabwe 2 0 AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

The communist fools of South Africa actually believe in "magic dirt." They will get what they deserve.
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