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The Clarey Test on Joe Biden
The Clarey Test on Joe Biden AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

Joe Biden has never worked a job in his life. He played football in college then became a career politician. Honor his son, not this failure of a man.
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Blood is Not Thicker Than Water #7,365
Blood is Not Thicker Than Water #7,365 AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

Cappy tires of explaining to youngin's that if your parents are treating you poorly you should move out. YES EVEN IF THAT MEANS YOU PAY RENT!!!!
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Is a 110 IQ High Enough To Major in STEM?
Is a 110 IQ High Enough To Major in STEM? AaronClarey 3 Views • 5 years ago

A young man wants to know how to increase his IQ so he can major in STEM. Cappy says it's possible, but that he should focus more on how well he did at math before ruling out a STEM degree based on his IQ.
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The Clarey Test on Jenna Jameson
The Clarey Test on Jenna Jameson AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

A Latina Agent in the Field asks Cappy to do a Clarey Test on Jenna Jameson.
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Should I Become a National Park Ranger?
Should I Become a National Park Ranger? AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

Cappy suggests his client look into the training and education requirements before giving up his job to become a park ranger.
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Cappy's Analysis of "Down with the Sickness"
Cappy's Analysis of "Down with the Sickness" AaronClarey 1 Views • 5 years ago

A client wants Cappy's live reaction to an award-winning video "Down with the Sickness." Cappy instead reads Nate Cole's "Flash Bam" lyrics to show which is better.
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A Rant Against Art High Schools
A Rant Against Art High Schools AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

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Risks Men Face Working in Nursing
Risks Men Face Working in Nursing AaronClarey 1 Views • 5 years ago

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Book Review: Understanding the Way Forward Capitalism's Solution to Income Inequality
Book Review: Understanding the Way Forward Capitalism's Solution to Income Inequality AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

Cappy thinks this is some of the best, most precise-writing for an introductory book on economics for beginners. Sadly, most people will have no interest in this book because it advocates responsibility, hard work, and sacrifice.
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NEVER Give a Shit What Other People Think
NEVER Give a Shit What Other People Think AaronClarey 3 Views • 5 years ago

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What American Men Have to Live For
What American Men Have to Live For AaronClarey 3 Views • 5 years ago

Cappy breaks down the only things American men have to live for today.
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My Body is Pooping Out Working Construction...Now What
My Body is Pooping Out Working Construction...Now What AaronClarey 4 Views • 5 years ago

A 40 year old construction worker finds out he's getting Arthritis and wonders what his future job options might be. Cappy evaluates.
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I Want to be a History Professor
I Want to be a History Professor AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

NOOOOOOOO!!!! Teach community education ballroom dance instead.
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Check Your Spam Folder - Asshole Consulting
Check Your Spam Folder - Asshole Consulting AaronClarey 3 Views • 5 years ago

Remember to check your spam folder if you sent ole Cappy a request. HE ALWAYS GETS BACK TO PEOPLE

Should I Become a Rural Doctor to Gain US Residency?
Should I Become a Rural Doctor to Gain US Residency? AaronClarey 2 Views • 5 years ago

A foreign man wonders if he should partake in a rural residency program that grants citizenship to foreign doctors if they're willing to work in lesser-served parts of America. Cappy says yes and answers some of his other questions.
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American Assholes Helping Out Canadian Nice Guys
American Assholes Helping Out Canadian Nice Guys AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

A Canadian is too nice when it comes to getting a raise. Cappy gives him some American Asshole advice and more!
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Reparations for Women vs Reparations for Slaves
Reparations for Women vs Reparations for Slaves AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

A client is enraged that people are asking him to pay reparations and he thusly has some questions about "reparations." Cappy obliges.
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Nursing, Trades, or Military
Nursing, Trades, or Military AaronClarey 3 Views • 5 years ago

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What Gives Millennials Value?
What Gives Millennials Value? AaronClarey 1 Views • 5 years ago

Burger King has the answer. And it's incredibly insulting.
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Parents Who Love Their Careers More Than Their Kids
Parents Who Love Their Careers More Than Their Kids AaronClarey 1 Views • 5 years ago

Do not listen to what they say. Look at only their actions.

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Why Did My Wife Get Fat?
Why Did My Wife Get Fat? AaronClarey 1 Views • 5 years ago

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Women Prefer Careers Over Men
Women Prefer Careers Over Men AaronClarey 4 Views • 5 years ago

Look at their actions. Not their words.
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One Month Motorcycle Ride
One Month Motorcycle Ride AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

A vet is off to a month long motorcycle ride. But where? Cappy cautiously recommends a loop, but winter is coming.
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The Clarey Podcast #291 - The "Sam Rockwell is a Parasite" Episode
The Clarey Podcast #291 - The "Sam Rockwell is a Parasite" Episode AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

Cappy's last broadcast from the Original Northern Command
Don't let women build a house.
Minneapolis Banning Drive Thru's
Sam Rockwell, the amazingly worthless person behind it.

Is It You or Your Employer Who Has the Problem?
Is It You or Your Employer Who Has the Problem? AaronClarey 1 Views • 5 years ago

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What Constitutes Marriage Material?
What Constitutes Marriage Material? AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

Not what they're selling in schools and the internet today.
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How to Live Out of a Back Pack
How to Live Out of a Back Pack AaronClarey 3 Views • 5 years ago

Cappy gives you a short list of items you need. But this book also helps:
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Children Need Their Mothers
Children Need Their Mothers AaronClarey 2 Views • 5 years ago

A rather well to do gent wonders if he should just skip a wife and have kids through surrogacy. Cappy nixes that idea.
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Never Work for Start Ups! You Contract!
Never Work for Start Ups! You Contract! AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

A middle aged man is beating himself up after the start up he worked for fired him. He was fired because they ran out of money. Not him. Cappy explains why you never work for start ups.
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Robert F. Smith and Morehouse College
Robert F. Smith and Morehouse College AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

Robert Smith did nothing to actually solve high tuition costs. He merely helped .00026% of the students with college loans.
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Before You Join the Military A PSA
Before You Join the Military A PSA AaronClarey 2 Views • 5 years ago

A PSA from a recent enlistee of the US Navy.

Cappy, Wander the Desert for Me
Cappy, Wander the Desert for Me AaronClarey 1 Views • 5 years ago

All people must wander the desert to find out who they are.
But for a LARGE price Cappy will wander for you.
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Quit or Two Weeks Notice
Quit or Two Weeks Notice AaronClarey 2 Views • 5 years ago

After watching his Baby Boomer boss become a psychopath, a client wonders if he should quit or give his two weeks notice. Cappy says quit.
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How to Change My Atittude?
How to Change My Atittude? AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

Two words: Shut-the-fuck-up
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Fuck Ohio, Build in Kentucky
Fuck Ohio, Build in Kentucky AaronClarey 1 Views • 5 years ago

Cappy advises a man on a potpourri of topics including motorcycles, reconnaissance, and investing.
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The Clarey Podcast #293 - The "John Steele's the Show" Episode
The Clarey Podcast #293 - The "John Steele's the Show" Episode AaronClarey 1 Views • 5 years ago

Join Cappy and John Steele as they field questions, ramble about "piss,' superchats, and do some Asshole Consulting.

The Clarey Podcast #300 - The "What's Wrong with the World' Episode
The Clarey Podcast #300 - The "What's Wrong with the World' Episode AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

Join Cappy and TJ martinell as they figure out what's wrong with the world.

Larrison Campbell is a Political Activist, Not a Journalist
Larrison Campbell is a Political Activist, Not a Journalist AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

Cappy wants to highlight how there truly is no journalism any more. Merely J-school grads who are democrats.
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Cappy's Opinion on Jehovah's Witnesses
Cappy's Opinion on Jehovah's Witnesses AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

Cappy has nothing against this otherwise very fine and polite people.
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Helping My Kid Sister
Helping My Kid Sister AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

An older brother wants to help his younger sister recover from a business degree by channeling her towards Actuarial/Data Science. Cappy advises.
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Her Pussy is Worth Physical and Child Abuse
Her Pussy is Worth Physical and Child Abuse AaronClarey 3 Views • 5 years ago

Cappy "can't even" on this one. So "New Cappy" comes aboard and explains how to fill your time during crisis so your mind doesn't go crazy.
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What Should I Study in Undergrad if I Want to Become a Doctor?
What Should I Study in Undergrad if I Want to Become a Doctor? AaronClarey 0 Views • 5 years ago

NOT BIO! FOR FUCKS SAKE! STOP IT WITH THE "BIO!!!!"
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Clarey Test Dan Crenshaw and the Hodge Twins
Clarey Test Dan Crenshaw and the Hodge Twins AaronClarey 5 Views • 5 years ago

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Asshole Consulting LIVE with Celebrity Guest Jack Napier
Asshole Consulting LIVE with Celebrity Guest Jack Napier AaronClarey 1 Views • 5 years ago

Cappy and Jack field a couple questions this early cold morning. Time is tentative because Jack is a no good dirty lazy European and you know how punctual those Europeans are.

Request-Escaping Your Immigrant Parents
Request-Escaping Your Immigrant Parents AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

A client has borderline helicopter parents who are stifling his ability to grow as a man. Cappy advises.
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Request-Should I Pay Back My Student Loans?
Request-Should I Pay Back My Student Loans? AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

After borrowing $150,000 from the taxpayers for a masters degree a student wonders if he should bother paying them back. You don't "have to" but you're a thief and a parasite if you don't.
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Request-Negotating for a Business Contract
Request-Negotating for a Business Contract AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

A young budding entrepreneur is worried about getting a contract and is taking measures that will not help him at all. Cappy explains why simply knowing your business and being forthright is the way to go.
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How Do I Flaunt Money to Get Chicks
How Do I Flaunt Money to Get Chicks AaronClarey 0 Views • 6 years ago

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Degrees for Physically Handicapped People
Degrees for Physically Handicapped People AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

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Cappys Recommendations for South Dakota Vacation
Cappys Recommendations for South Dakota Vacation AaronClarey 0 Views • 6 years ago

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Porter's Five Forces Model is Bullshit
Porter's Five Forces Model is Bullshit AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

Cappy and the crew explain why things like "Porter's Five Forces" model proves business degrees are worthless.
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How to Evaluate Attractive Competing Options
How to Evaluate Attractive Competing Options AaronClarey 0 Views • 6 years ago

If you want to make a man miserable, give him options.
Cappy explains his methodology of choosing the best option.
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The Clarey Test on Andrew Scheer and Maxime Bernier
The Clarey Test on Andrew Scheer and Maxime Bernier AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

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Ridge Wallet - A New Sponsor
Ridge Wallet - A New Sponsor AaronClarey 2 Views • 6 years ago

Get a SCHWANK new wallet for yourself or the man in your life!
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The Clarey Podcast #276
The Clarey Podcast #276 AaronClarey 3 Views • 6 years ago

Cappy and DT discuss the "Minnesota Misery" and random other stuff.

Book Report The Secret of Selling Anything
Book Report The Secret of Selling Anything AaronClarey 0 Views • 6 years ago

Cappy does a book review on Harry Browne's "The Secret of Selling Anything."
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Request-Contract Work or College
Request-Contract Work or College AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

An engineering major is already getting contracts for $30/hour and wonders if he should pursue that or finish school. Cappy says to try his hand at contracting because the labor market is telling him something.

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How to Make Money as a Blogger Podcaster Youtuber
How to Make Money as a Blogger Podcaster Youtuber AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Your indispensable tutorial on how to become a professional blogger, podcaster or YouTuber.

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FREE Asshole Consulting Bumper Sticker!!!
FREE Asshole Consulting Bumper Sticker!!! AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

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The Clarey Test on Anthony Weiner
The Clarey Test on Anthony Weiner AaronClarey 4 Views • 7 years ago

New Yorkers could've avoided the disgrace know as Anthony Weiner if they ran The Clarey Test on him first.
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Request-Banking or STEM
Request-Banking or STEM AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Should one work for banking or go STEM. Cappy advises STEM all the way.
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Oz Request-Shipping Container Homes for Minimalists
Oz Request-Shipping Container Homes for Minimalists AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

An Aussie minimalist wants Cappy's opinion on container homes. They have enough problems, they're really not worth it. But Clarey comes up with some other minimalist housing options.

Request-"Sports Writer" is Not a Real Profession
Request-"Sports Writer" is Not a Real Profession AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Do NOT go to school for "Sports Writing." Get a real job instead.
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Request-The "Insurance Policy Man"
Request-The "Insurance Policy Man" AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Women will commonly date two men in case one goes south as a form of insurance. Do not be the "Insurance Policy Man."
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Request-How Women Can Take Advantage of the System
Request-How Women Can Take Advantage of the System AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A client would like to know, if Cappy was a woman, how would he scam the system. Cappy comes up with a ton of ideas.
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Request-From Felon to CPA
Request-From Felon to CPA AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A former felon is working on getting his CPA...becoming an officer in the military...working out...working two jobs...and computer science. He's wondering if his plan is sound. Cappy says, "nope, everything is fine."
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Request-Dating as a Single Dad
Request-Dating as a Single Dad AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy can't find any faults with a single dad who wants to bang chicks, but keep the sluuuuuers away from his children.
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Request-Getting My Leftist Buddy to Work Private Sector
Request-Getting My Leftist Buddy to Work Private Sector AaronClarey 4 Views • 7 years ago

A friend wants to get his leftist buddy to come work in the private sector. But he's such an ideologue he refuses to work in an field that isn't 100% environmentalist and leftist. Cappy evaluates his options.
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Request-Fuck Banking, Go Nurse Practitioner
Request-Fuck Banking, Go Nurse Practitioner AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young man is currently working in banking, but wants to know if he should leave to become a nurse. Cappy says yes and says to "go nurse practitioner or go home."
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Request-Why You Should Move to Dallas
Request-Why You Should Move to Dallas AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

$100,000 gig in a leftist shithole? Or $83,000 in Dallas?
Dallas all the way.
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The REAL Threat Derivatives Pose to the World Economy
The REAL Threat Derivatives Pose to the World Economy AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Avoiding "quadrillion" scare tactics and rhetoric, a sober analysis of the derivatives market and what kind of GENUINE threat they pose to the world economy.

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Request-Too Smart for Your Age Group
Request-Too Smart for Your Age Group AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

At 19 years old he's already making a living as a commercial photographer, but wonders if he should move to LA, Chicago or NYC to "make it big" or stay in San Antonio where he has his client base. He also can't find a lot of friends locally and wonders if he might find some friends out of state. Cappy advises him he's got such a great position, he doesn't realize it and also explains the sad realities intelligence and the bell distribution curve.

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Request-You're in the STEM Ballpark
Request-You're in the STEM Ballpark AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A factory worker wants to get some education in STEM, but would prefer only a 2 year degree. This relegates him to the trades, but if he's going to go for a 4 year STEM degree he needs to specialize in one of the engineerings.

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Request-Should I Move Out of the House
Request-Should I Move Out of the House AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A young man has one year of college left, $20k in savings, and wants to know if he should live his last year near campus and not at home. Cappy fully agrees!

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Request-A Pole from the UK Wants to Move to the US
Request-A Pole from the UK Wants to Move to the US AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

An IT Pole who lives in the UK wants to immigrate to the US and wants to know what his options are. Cappy obliges and talks guns.

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Request-Age of Consent Issues
Request-Age of Consent Issues AaronClarey 6 Views • 8 years ago

A 19 year old man wants to bang a 17 year old girl, but wants to know if he should wait till she's 18. Cappy researches the law and says, "Get a lawyer and make sure!"

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Mark Dayton's Economic Minnesota Miracle
Mark Dayton's Economic Minnesota Miracle AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

2.2% economic growth vs. the national average 2.1% economic growth is NOT a "miracle."

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How Can I Earn More Interest on My Savings?
How Can I Earn More Interest on My Savings? AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

There is a way to earn 4% even 18% on your savings, risk free. It's called "paying off your debts."

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Request-Spoiled Foreign Baby Boomer Fucks
Request-Spoiled Foreign Baby Boomer Fucks AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

A UK client is supporting his lazy parents in a foreign country because they're too lazy to work. Cappy gives them no excuses and tells him to cut them off. He also rips him a new one for complaining about working 40 hours a week at 26 years of age.

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Request-Hope for Unemployed Women in Their 50's
Request-Hope for Unemployed Women in Their 50's AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A 51 year old English major wants to know what employment options women in their 50's has. Cappy delivers the NON-Oprah truth citing STEM, prostitution to old men, entrepreneurship, and minimalism.

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Job Posting for All Cappy Cappites
Job Posting for All Cappy Cappites AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

I interviewed Seth Hymes who has a viable alternative to college. It is not a scam and it's cheap enough that even if it was you won't really complain. So if you're unemployed or looking for an alternative to a $100,000 of student debt-ridden college, listen in and visit Seth's site at:

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Request-NFL, Rapper, or Doctor: Which Career Path is For Me?
Request-NFL, Rapper, or Doctor: Which Career Path is For Me? AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A man with an IQ of 133, the physique to be a model, and recruited by semi-pro football, mails in a 1.2 GPA and is considering getting a degree in psychology, maybe pursuing a rapping career. Cappy prioritizes his list based on youth, time, and the fact you can always go to college.

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Request-How Can STEM Majors Avoid Diversity Classes?
Request-How Can STEM Majors Avoid Diversity Classes? AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Getting a degree in STEM or IT should not require propaganda such as diversity classes. How can serious adult students avoid this veritable crap and get on to pursue their career?

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No Ladies, You Didn't "Save 80% Off at Kohl's!"
No Ladies, You Didn't "Save 80% Off at Kohl's!" AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Cappy does some economics for ladies who believe in sales.

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Request-Profiting Off of Crystal Healing and Alternative Medicine
Request-Profiting Off of Crystal Healing and Alternative Medicine AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

A tradesman wants to get into crystal healing and in a serious and honest way, and wants Cappy's advice on it. Cappy explains how to go about doing it, but regretfully informs the aspiring entrepreneur that it's largely going to be a religion he'll be promoting.

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Request-Majoring in Foreign Languages is Stupid
Request-Majoring in Foreign Languages is Stupid AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

If you are hired as a translated AT THE AGE OF 18, then there's no reason to go to college to study foreign languages.

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Request-Should Minimalists Pursue a CPA?
Request-Should Minimalists Pursue a CPA? AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

If you're going to be a minimalist, is it worth pursuing such education and specialties as the CPA? No, not really.

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Request-Aircraft Mechanic or Electrician?
Request-Aircraft Mechanic or Electrician? AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Both are good fields, but being an electrician lends itself better to entrepreneurship.

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Request - Pursuing the Trades in the Netherlands
Request - Pursuing the Trades in the Netherlands AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

Working a factory gig, a young man in the Netherlands wants to make more money, but doesn't want to go back to college. It looks like the trades are the way to go, but it's up to him to choose which path to take.

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I Have Not Forgetten About My Clients
I Have Not Forgetten About My Clients AaronClarey 1 Views • 10 years ago

Cappy is on vacation and is falling behind on Asshole Consulting requests. Never fear, Cappy NEVER leaves a client behind.

A PSA on CLEP Exams
A PSA on CLEP Exams AaronClarey 2 Views • 5 years ago

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Request-Being a Landlord in a Leftist Shithole (Like Quebec)
Request-Being a Landlord in a Leftist Shithole (Like Quebec) AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

You never buy property in leftist cities, towns, counties, or provinces. You only rent to reliable, productive people who are not entitled and think they have a right to free housing.

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