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Request-Recovering from a Welfare Whore Mom
Request-Recovering from a Welfare Whore Mom AaronClarey 4 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy gets angry at how single moms abuse their children and tries to guide one out of poverty.
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Request-No, You're Not Going to be a Photographer
Request-No, You're Not Going to be a Photographer AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Photography is not a a profession. It's a hobby.
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Clarey Test on Ann Coulter and Gavin McInnes
Clarey Test on Ann Coulter and Gavin McInnes AaronClarey 6 Views • 7 years ago

The Clarey Test on Justin Trudeau
The Clarey Test on Justin Trudeau AaronClarey 7 Views • 7 years ago

You don't even need to ask what what Justin Trudeau's, Canada's George W. Bush scores on The Clarey Test.
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Request-Overbearing East Indian Parents Might Disown Me
Request-Overbearing East Indian Parents Might Disown Me AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A young man though ethnically East Indian was raised Canadian, though his parents have threatened to disown him if he dates women they don't approve of, or joins the military. Cappy shakes his head again as Asian parents seem to view their kids as property and not loving children.
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Request-Should I Move to Arkansas?
Request-Should I Move to Arkansas? AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young California man wants to move to Arkansas. Cappy isn't against it as long as he has a job lined up and checked out some other places in the US.
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Jean Claude Von Johnson-My New Favorite Show!
Jean Claude Von Johnson-My New Favorite Show! AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

And excerpt from The Clarey Podcast - Cappy is so impressed enough with "Jean Claude Von Johnson" that he is compelled to share.
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STOP PAYING FOR YOUR KIDS' COLLEGE!!!
STOP PAYING FOR YOUR KIDS' COLLEGE!!! AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Paid off your kids college bills, but now don't have enough for retirement? Too bad for you!
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Request-Escape from Long Island
Request-Escape from Long Island AaronClarey 5 Views • 7 years ago

A Long Island native wants to "Escape New York" but doesn't know how. He's got some good skills in his inventory and just needs to try a little bit more and a little more creatively.
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Request-Why You Never Invest in Chicago or Illinois
Request-Why You Never Invest in Chicago or Illinois AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

With the cancer of Chicago parasiting off the rest of the state, there is no reason for young people to buy property or invest in Illinois.
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Request-You Have an Expensive Hobby, Not a Business
Request-You Have an Expensive Hobby, Not a Business AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

You run a business to make money. Not piss it away.
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Request-Options for a 23 Year Old Minimalist
Request-Options for a 23 Year Old Minimalist AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A New Yorker 23 year old wants Cappy to evaluate his minimalist lifestyle.
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Request-Why is there Homelessness in San Francisco?
Request-Why is there Homelessness in San Francisco? AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

The rich liberals of San Francisco don't care about the homeless, and the homeless don't care to stop being parasites. Cappy doesn't care.
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Request-Women are the Least of Your Concerns
Request-Women are the Least of Your Concerns AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

A young man has a lot of problems he has to resolve (which Cappy can't) before he even CONSIDERS approaching women.
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Request-Buying a Small House in a Small Town
Request-Buying a Small House in a Small Town AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A well paid security guard wants to know if he should buy a house with his $50K in cash or use it to pay off his car loan. Cappy comes up with a better idea that involves living at home.
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Request-What Should I Do in Estonia?
Request-What Should I Do in Estonia? AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A graduate student is doing his thesis in Tartu and wants to know what he should do with his spare time. "Reconnaissance" answers Cappy.
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Request-Women Fake Greeting Each Other
Request-Women Fake Greeting Each Other AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A client wants to know why women do the overly exuberant "fake greeting" when greeting one another. Cappy doesn't believe they're faking it, but is more concerned when they obviously are.
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You Can't Be an Author Until You Pay Off Your Student Loans
You Can't Be an Author Until You Pay Off Your Student Loans AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A 21 year old mechanical engineer is upset he hasn't finished his fiction book he concocted at 16. Cappy explains why his lack of real world experience would ensure his book would be horrible written at such a young age.
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Request-Recovering from a Photography Degree
Request-Recovering from a Photography Degree AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young lady from the Caribbean wasted her college experience on a photography and wants to know how to recover from it. Cappy advises!
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Request-You Will Become an Air Traffic Controller
Request-You Will Become an Air Traffic Controller AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A soldier contemplates his options after retiring from the military. Cappy votes "Air Traffic Controller"
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The Clarey Test on Vladimir Putin and Emmanuel Macron
The Clarey Test on Vladimir Putin and Emmanuel Macron AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy is highly impressed with Vladimir Putin and is appalled at just what a pathetic man France's new president, Emmanuel Macron, is.
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The Clarey Test on John Stumpf
The Clarey Test on John Stumpf AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Stumpf, the former CEO of Wells Fargo, scores the perfect score on The Clarey Test. Then why doesn't Cappy want to hang out with him or think he would make a great politician. Because "Wells Fargo."
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Dump the Rich Bitch Bi Polar Psycho
Dump the Rich Bitch Bi Polar Psycho AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy charges a young, horny man extra to make sure he removes a genuinely evil woman from his life.
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Request-Never Bail Out Your Parents
Request-Never Bail Out Your Parents AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy advises a middle aged man who helped out his parents, but was soon taken advantage of.
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Request-Giving Up My 20's for My Business
Request-Giving Up My 20's for My Business AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A budding entrepreneur wonders if it's worth sacrificing his 20's for his business. If it's profitable? YES!!! Your 20's suck!
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Every Man Needs Vice and Religion
Every Man Needs Vice and Religion AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

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Does Cryptocurrency Have Intrinsic Value?
Does Cryptocurrency Have Intrinsic Value? AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy says yes. Peter Schiff says no. The client says it doesn't matter. Cappy provides some insight.
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Request-Cappy's Opinion of the Death Penalty
Request-Cappy's Opinion of the Death Penalty AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy has a very practical, albeit skewed view of the death penalty.
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Request-Getting Rid of My Smart Phone
Request-Getting Rid of My Smart Phone AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A 37 year old wonders if his social life will be impaired if he ditches his cell phone and social media. Cappy agrees full heartedly and suggests he get a flip phone and occasionally check in on social media via computer.
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Request-What's a Welder to Do?
Request-What's a Welder to Do? AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A young man needs a certification or training in welding before he can actually strike out as a welder. Cappy and "The Great One" advise.
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Request-Why Geniuses Don't Have Friends
Request-Why Geniuses Don't Have Friends AaronClarey 5 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy and The Great One explain to a148 IQ super successful young man why he can't find friends. He's too statistically odd that he's ostracized from the world of "normies." There is "some" hope however for a social life.
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Request-Why Duluth is Better Than St  Paul
Request-Why Duluth is Better Than St Paul AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young man has two job offers. One in Duluth, one in St. Paul. Cappy advises him to stay in Duluth because of taxes, liberals, traffic, and more taxes.
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Request-Are Wal-Mart and Dicks Guilty of Age Discrimination?
Request-Are Wal-Mart and Dicks Guilty of Age Discrimination? AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Yes, but "wrongful death" suits would cost a lot more than age discrimination suits.
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Request-Masters vs  Double Major
Request-Masters vs Double Major AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A young man wants to know if he should get a Masters in Accountancy and/or double major in finance. Cappy is AGAINST him majoring in finance as it is a waste of money and time.
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Request-Cappy is "Pro Co-op"
Request-Cappy is "Pro Co-op" AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy has absolutely nothing against co-ops. Doesn't have a lot of faith in most of them, but if done right they can provide good to society.
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Request-Escaping the Meth Capitol of the World
Request-Escaping the Meth Capitol of the World AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A young security guard wants to know how to escape the Meth Capitol of the world. Cappy shows him a path involving security work and the military.
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Request-How to Find a Traditional Woman
Request-How to Find a Traditional Woman AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy explains why actively pursuing traditional women is a near-guaranteed way to not get one.
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Request-Coast Guard or Pharmacy School
Request-Coast Guard or Pharmacy School AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young man wants some insight into his educational options during and after his stint in the Coast Guard.
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Sarah Carr and Bryan Caplan Meet: Higher Education
Sarah Carr and Bryan Caplan Meet: Higher Education AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy tires of the debate of the value of higher education and unleashes more truth than you'll get from the MSM.

The Clarey Test on Saddam Hussein and Muammar Gaddafi
The Clarey Test on Saddam Hussein and Muammar Gaddafi AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

Both men have similarly sad backgrounds and were fated to die at the hands of others. Some lessons to learn from both dictators.
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Request-Quitting IT to Drive Lyft
Request-Quitting IT to Drive Lyft AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A highly successful man just wants to quit IT and go drive Lyft. Cappy can't blame him, but cautions him to capitalize on his current situation so he never has to answer to anybody every again.
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Request-You Should Have Never Been Born
Request-You Should Have Never Been Born AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A client's estranged father is on his death bed and a vegetable. Should he visit him? Cappy says "no" and that he should punish his parents who made the mistake of birthing him.
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Request- "Black Like Me" v. 2.0
Request- "Black Like Me" v. 2.0 AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

An old man is kicking around turning himself black as a social experiment and wants Cappy's opinion. Cappy explains it's been done before, but it might be time to retry the experiment.
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Request-Salary Negotiation. Cappy Style
Request-Salary Negotiation. Cappy Style AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy advises a young man on how to negotiate for his accountant salary.
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Request-You're a Loser Because You're Lazy
Request-You're a Loser Because You're Lazy AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy does not dispense advice as much as he addresses the psychology and philosophy as to why so many young people are losers. Hopefully it cures of them of the laziness that makes them so.
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The Clarey Test on Eric Hoffer
The Clarey Test on Eric Hoffer AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy is mightily impressed with Eric Hoffer given his background and poor life. Yes, cappy would have a beer with him.
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Danielle Paquette and Millennial Brown Journalism
Danielle Paquette and Millennial Brown Journalism AaronClarey 4 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy reads an article submitted by a client to highlight just what what "shit brown" journalism has become under the Millennials.
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Request-Cappy's Review of Liberty University
Request-Cappy's Review of Liberty University AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy doesn't hate Liberty University (and it's certainly better than SJW shitholes), but it's not worth the price tag when you can get an engineering degree much cheaper.
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Parents, STOP SENDING YOUR KIDS TO LEFTIST UNIVERSITIES!
Parents, STOP SENDING YOUR KIDS TO LEFTIST UNIVERSITIES! AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Why do conservative and non-leftist parents complain about leftist politics in colleges, but still "send their kids there?" Cappy explains.
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Request-Ya Gotta Ease Into Computer Science
Request-Ya Gotta Ease Into Computer Science AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A young man tries to switch, 100% in one semester from Political "Science" to Computer Science. Cappy says the switch is too hard and too fast.
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Request-Will I Spoil My Son with a Monthly STIPEND?
Request-Will I Spoil My Son with a Monthly STIPEND? AaronClarey 6 Views • 7 years ago

A father wants to know if $500-$750 per month will spoil his 15 year old son. Cappy believes so, but his sons potential physical and mental impairments may make this a moot point.
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The Clarey Test on June and Ward Cleaver
The Clarey Test on June and Ward Cleaver AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A client wants to know how June and Ward would stack up on The Clarey Test. Very well actually!
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"But I'm Passionate About My Major"
"But I'm Passionate About My Major" AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Saying your "passionate" about your degree or major doesn't change the fact nobody demands your major and you won't make jack.
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Request-Everything About Bonds
Request-Everything About Bonds AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A very LONG, but thorough video on what bonds are, how they work, and are they for you.
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Request-CPA or Med School?
Request-CPA or Med School? AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young college graduate wants to know if he should become a doctor, a CPA, or an investment banker. Cappy nixes the "investment banker" idea.
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Request-Life is NOT on the Internet!  GO PLAY!
Request-Life is NOT on the Internet! GO PLAY! AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Get out of the house and GO PLAY!!!
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Request-STOP GOING TO COLLEGE!!!
Request-STOP GOING TO COLLEGE!!! AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

If you can't find a job, "MORE COLLEGE" is not the answer. Evaluate your options and try finding a job a little more.
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Request-Escaping from Brazilian Colleges
Request-Escaping from Brazilian Colleges AaronClarey 5 Views • 7 years ago

A young man wants to become a geologist but fears the leftist politics of Brazil's university system will result in a Geology degree that has no value. Cappy gives him some options.
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Of Personal Liberty The Truth of Motor Vehicle Infractions
Of Personal Liberty The Truth of Motor Vehicle Infractions AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

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Invisible Hand Fashion
Invisible Hand Fashion AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

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Steves Jerky!!
Steves Jerky!! AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

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Early Retirement in Australia
Early Retirement in Australia AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A 19 year old Aussie is getting his degree in computer science and wants to retire at 40. Cappy thinks he's well on his way, but cautions him against being inflexible about his future.
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Request-Moving to the US from the EU
Request-Moving to the US from the EU AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

An immigrant wants to move from the US where he can buy guns, pay low taxes, and hike mountains. He also has some concerns about the H-1B visa program. Cappy advises.
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Request-Building a Prototype for a Business
Request-Building a Prototype for a Business AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

An aspiring entrepreneur has a business idea, but has some questions about management and putting together a prototype.
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Request-"I WORK OUT FOR MYSELF!!!"
Request-"I WORK OUT FOR MYSELF!!!" AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A client is noticing more and more women "Crossfit Cultists" at his gym and wonders what their genesis is and where they're going.
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Request-Overcoming Youthful Looks at Work
Request-Overcoming Youthful Looks at Work AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A youngerish looking man is not getting the respect her deserves or needs from his elder peers at work. Cappy comes up with some solutions to make him look older, but also to coax his co-workers into respecting him.
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Request-Go CPA or Go Home
Request-Go CPA or Go Home AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A Marine is evaluating leaving Political Science for Accounting, but Cappy insists he gets a CPA.
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Request-Cappy's Opinion on Commission Only Sales Jobs
Request-Cappy's Opinion on Commission Only Sales Jobs AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy is mostly against sales jobs of any kind, but there are some that are worth it, and some people who thrive at it.
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Request-Chase Redheads in the UK
Request-Chase Redheads in the UK AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

An young man is working in the UK and wants to know if he should continue his career there (and chase redheads) or go back home. Chase redheads, son. Chase those redheads.
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Request-Career Options in Accounting
Request-Career Options in Accounting AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

A recent MBA graduate is kicking around getting his CPA. But he seems confused about career options in the world of accounting. Cappy lays out the landscape.
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"Society is FORCING Me to Go to College!"
"Society is FORCING Me to Go to College!" AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy helps a young lady resist the brainwashing that she "NEEDS TO GO TO COLLEGE" so that she might live a happy successful life instead.
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Request-All 20 Somethings Must Wander in the Desert
Request-All 20 Somethings Must Wander in the Desert AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young man is having trouble finding a job as an X-Ray technician. He wonders if he's tried hard enough, but Cappy believes his employment frustrations are merely part of the mandatory wandering of the desert 20 somethings MUST endure.
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Request-My Plan to Escape to Japan
Request-My Plan to Escape to Japan AaronClarey 5 Views • 7 years ago

A young man wants to major in network engineering and escape to Japan to start a new life. His dad owes him $20,000 and he wants to know if his plan is viable. It is, but it could use some work.
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Request-Blood is Not Thicker Than Water, You Fools
Request-Blood is Not Thicker Than Water, You Fools AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

An older brother has a pothead younger brother ruining his life. He wants to know what he can do to help him. "Nothing, let him rot" answers the Captain.
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How Rising Interest Rates Will Affect the Economy
How Rising Interest Rates Will Affect the Economy AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

The federal reserve is raising interest rates and our client wants to know what that means for the economy. Cappy advises.
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Request-"Balloons: A Cappy Pontification"
Request-"Balloons: A Cappy Pontification" AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy is requested to talk about the joys of balloons and what it would be like to float away on one away from your troubles. He got paid, so he played.
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Request-Get Your Drivers License Dude
Request-Get Your Drivers License Dude AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A linguistics major wants to change to a computer science, engineering or electrical engineering major and wants to know if he should return home or stay in his current 4 year school to do so. Cappy leans towards returning home and going to community college, but first...dude...get your drivers license.
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Request-How to Get a Raise at Work
Request-How to Get a Raise at Work AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Same way you get women. Multiple offers and you split for another employer.
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Request-The One Successful Millennial
Request-The One Successful Millennial AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A highly successful 23 year old risks throwing away all his success as he envies the "fun" his millennial contemporaries are enjoying.
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Request-Employers are Your Pet Scorpion
Request-Employers are Your Pet Scorpion AaronClarey 4 Views • 7 years ago

Employers are a necessarily evil. REMEMBER THEY ARE EVIL. Treat them as such.
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Honorary Member of Generation X
Honorary Member of Generation X AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young millennial wants to leave his generation and join Generation X. Cappy obliges him and makes him an OFFICIAL MEMBER!
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Request-Asian Parents are Assholes
Request-Asian Parents are Assholes AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy gets mighty tired of Asian parents moving their children to the US only to re-enslave their children from presumably what they escaped from.

Request-Laziness Kills Intelligence
Request-Laziness Kills Intelligence AaronClarey 0 Views • 6 years ago

A young German wants to know if he should become a doctor. Not if he can't get his grades up.
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Request-Finding Red Pill Friends
Request-Finding Red Pill Friends AaronClarey 4 Views • 6 years ago

A young man is looking at 30 and a depletion of his original friends. He wants to find some more redpill men and potentially a woman to date. Cappy advises.
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Request-Don't Over Expand Your Business
Request-Don't Over Expand Your Business AaronClarey 2 Views • 6 years ago

A young DJ with some very good initial success needs to balance his other job AND make sure he doesn't over expand, ruining his brand and shot at being self employed.
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Request Finding Cars and Getting a Social Life
Request Finding Cars and Getting a Social Life AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

A home schooled Army brat is having trouble socializing and finding a car. Cappy explains the solution to developing a social life is to LEAVE THE HOUSE.
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Request-Working in Cutting Edge Technology...and the CIA
Request-Working in Cutting Edge Technology...and the CIA AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

A young man wants to become the next Elon Musk, working at the cutting edge of technology and possibly government organizations. Cappy explains how, though he will have to return to school.
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Request-Leaving Your Muslim Parents
Request-Leaving Your Muslim Parents AaronClarey 4 Views • 6 years ago

A young woman's parents demand, under threat of disownership, she marry a Pakistani Muslim when she no longer wishes to be Muslim, nor live under their demands. Cappy explains the challenges and consequences she will face in leaving her parents.
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Request-Where Most High Schoolers Fuck Up
Request-Where Most High Schoolers Fuck Up AaronClarey 0 Views • 6 years ago

A college student is three years in and still doesn't know what to major in. This conversation needs to be had BEFORE you go to college.
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Request-The 19 Year Old Actuary
Request-The 19 Year Old Actuary AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

A high school wunderkind is on track to graduate with a degree in Actuarial Science by 19, but wonders what challenges his youth will pose him in the actuarial field. Cappy advises.
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The Clarey Test on Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle
The Clarey Test on Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle AaronClarey 0 Views • 6 years ago

Only Socrates worked for a living and thus passes The Clarey Test.
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Request-Overcoming the Fear of Studying Hard
Request-Overcoming the Fear of Studying Hard AaronClarey 0 Views • 6 years ago

A student is about to switch from Criminal Justice to Computer Science, but worries he won't do well. Cappy says, "tough shit."
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Request-Why Are Conservatives Against Social Freedoms?
Request-Why Are Conservatives Against Social Freedoms? AaronClarey 2 Views • 6 years ago

Cappy explains to a very irate young man why conservatives are against social freedoms and why he may want to consider joining the libertarian party...or not.

Request-The Necessary Unnecessary Business Management Degree
Request-The Necessary Unnecessary Business Management Degree AaronClarey 0 Views • 6 years ago

A blue collar worker is more or less being forced to get a Management Degree if he wishes to advance in his career. But it IS a worthless degree. Cappy explains his best path to try a new career, keep his current job, and SLOWLY earn the completely pointless degree in case it's necessary.

Request-Do People Hate Libertarians?
Request-Do People Hate Libertarians? AaronClarey 4 Views • 6 years ago

A young libertarian wonders why he gets so much hate, which confuses the Captain as he's not really received hate for being a libertarian himself. Cappy speculates it could be a generational issue.
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Women Honoring Their Word
Women Honoring Their Word AaronClarey 2 Views • 6 years ago

A lesson about women honoring their word and why actions will always trump them.
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Why I Don't Uber
Why I Don't Uber AaronClarey 0 Views • 6 years ago

Why fork over $40 when you can walk to your destinations most time?
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Request-Undergrad Degrees for Physician Assistants
Request-Undergrad Degrees for Physician Assistants AaronClarey 1 Views • 6 years ago

A young man is adamant about becoming a Physicians Assistant but doesn't know if his undergrad should be Biology or Neuroscience. Cappy chooses neuroscience because he has an interest in it and it is more interesting than mere biology.
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Request-Avoiding Leftists and Dudebros at College
Request-Avoiding Leftists and Dudebros at College AaronClarey 3 Views • 6 years ago

A veteran is retiring from the military and returning to finish his engineering degree. He just doesn't want to deal with the leftists and dude bros that honeycomb college campuses today. Cappy explains it won't be that bad since he has his pre-reqs out of the way and isn't attending business school.
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