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Does Corporate Greed Exist?
Does Corporate Greed Exist? AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

No, it does not. There is no such thing a "greed." Only "theft."
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Request-Kiss the Girl Already!!!
Request-Kiss the Girl Already!!! AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A girl is giving a man VERY clear signals she likes him. Unfortunately, girls in the past played some cruel jokes on him and he's a bit suspicious. Cappy shakes his head.
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Request-Ron Paul or Ronald Reagan Foreign Policy
Request-Ron Paul or Ronald Reagan Foreign Policy AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

When it comes to who had the better foreign policy, Cappy doesn't know. But if he had to choose, he'd side with Reagan.
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Request-Should College Students Invest in the Stock Market?
Request-Should College Students Invest in the Stock Market? AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

HELL NO, says Cappy! Invest in RECONNAISSANCE instead!
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Request-Your Wife and Kid Come First
Request-Your Wife and Kid Come First AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young engineer was kicking around working full time while pursuing his actuary certifications and then starting a consulting side business. Oh, he's married and kid #1 is on the way. Ummm...no.
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Request-Health Information Management Isn't a Real Degree
Request-Health Information Management Isn't a Real Degree AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy saves a young man from ruining his life with a worthless degree. Make sure you don't ruin YOUR LIFE with a worthless degree.
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Request-Moving Out of Indiana
Request-Moving Out of Indiana AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A 22 year old tries to balance becoming a carpenter, finding a wife, and finding work in either Hawaii, Alaska, or Florida. Cappy advises he skill up first before moving out of Indiana.
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Request-Should You Live Near Your Family?
Request-Should You Live Near Your Family? AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

As a general policy, yes. But it isn't necessary.
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Request-Every Australian Should Join the Australian Defence Force
Request-Every Australian Should Join the Australian Defence Force AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

A 19 year old wonders if there's a "catch" to joining the ADF and having them pay for his electrical engineering degree. Cappy says, "no...but you might get shot."
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Request-Alcoholism Among High IQ and Non Normies
Request-Alcoholism Among High IQ and Non Normies AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

An IT professional is a heavy drinker and was wondering what was the prevalence of alcoholism among "non-normies" and high IQ people. Cappy does the research and finds mixed results.
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Request-Good Debt vs. Bad Debt
Request-Good Debt vs. Bad Debt AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

An Australian is worried about going into debt to earn a Mechanical Engineering degree. Cappy assuages his concerns.
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Request-How Bachelors Can Lower Their Taxes
Request-How Bachelors Can Lower Their Taxes AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A side hustle and entrepreneurship are the best ways for young men to lower their taxes. Just don't make it a damn "trinket shop."
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Why the Minneapolis City Council Owns Your Property
Why the Minneapolis City Council Owns Your Property AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

You don't own your property in large liberal cities. The city council does. And if you look at the Minneapolis City Council, not one of them have a day's worth of real world working experience. Which should scare you.
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Uber Fuhrer Guy Parker and the Nazi Advertising Standards Authority
Uber Fuhrer Guy Parker and the Nazi Advertising Standards Authority AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy is disgusted with the cowardly and silent tyranny of a totalitarian bureaucracy in the UK infringing on people's freedom of speech.

Request-Stay Out of Hospitals
Request-Stay Out of Hospitals AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

The best health care plan is to eat healthy, work out and stay the fuck out of hospitals.
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Request-Use the Military to Escape the Ghetto
Request-Use the Military to Escape the Ghetto AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young man is stuck in the ghetto with his drug-addicted mom and wants to escape. He's thinking Job Corps, but Cappy suggests the military to escape the democrat hell hole he's in.
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Request-British Male Career Questions
Request-British Male Career Questions AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A young Brit is torn between the military and a 4 year plumbing apprenticeship. Cappy is HIGHLY unimpressed with the serf, wage slave "apprenticeship."
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Millennials Have Never Heard of Foghorn Leghorn!!!!
Millennials Have Never Heard of Foghorn Leghorn!!!! AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy is SHOCKED to find out two millennials he knows NEVER heard of Forghorn Leghorn or the Bugs Bunny cartoons!
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Foghorn Leghorn: The Orignial MGTOW
Foghorn Leghorn: The Orignial MGTOW AaronClarey 4 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy and The Great One explain why Foghorn Leghorn was the ORIGINAL MGTOW and is what a real MGTOW looks like.
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Request-75 Year Old Man Attending College for 55 Years
Request-75 Year Old Man Attending College for 55 Years AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Michael Nicholson has been in college for 55 years and shared his insights on a Vice.com article. A client wanted Cappy's take on it, and it's cute seeing a man from the 1950's giving advice to millennials of 2016 on "college."

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Request-Being 19 in North Dakota
Request-Being 19 in North Dakota AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A 19 year old college student in Bismark has some questions about education, work, and homeownership. Cappy obliges.

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Request-I Want to Shoot Guns, Play Video Games, and Drink Beer
Request-I Want to Shoot Guns, Play Video Games, and Drink Beer AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A man with a dream wants to know what career would be conducive to the dream. Cappy confirms.

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Starting a Business in 2017
Starting a Business in 2017 AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Will there be a crash in 2017? Will the economy go into recession? What about President Trump? None of that matters if you do entrepreneurship the right way.

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Why Millennials Will Get the Punishment They Deserve
Why Millennials Will Get the Punishment They Deserve AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

After showing no appreciation, respect, nor desire for democracy, reality, or freedom, a republican win ensures the millennials will get the reality they deserve.

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What Republicans 2017 New Years Resolution Should Be
What Republicans 2017 New Years Resolution Should Be AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

The alternative media is rapidly becoming fake news all around. Do not waste your time on it.

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Request-How Libertarians Could Take Over the Republican Party
Request-How Libertarians Could Take Over the Republican Party AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

By targeting minority males, some common sense policies, oh, and by putting down the pot and taking over the Republican party, libertarians could rule the United States for quite some time.

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Request-Are All Major Cities Leftist Shitholes?
Request-Are All Major Cities Leftist Shitholes? AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Yes, yes they are. But there are some work arounds for conservatives who want to enjoy the benefits of the city without paying the leftist price.

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Request-Am I Smart Enough to be an Accountant
Request-Am I Smart Enough to be an Accountant AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A client with an IQ of 114 wants to know if that's enough to become an accountant. Cappy agrees, but tells him not to discount effort which would allow him to become an engineer if he wanted to.

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Request-Expating to Cheaper Foreign Countries
Request-Expating to Cheaper Foreign Countries AaronClarey 6 Views • 8 years ago

A client wants Cappy's opinion on expating to cheaper foreign countries for low costs of living, women, and lax life. Cappy agrees, but insists he does his research before pulling stakes and moving camp.

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Request-Faking Mental Illness at Work
Request-Faking Mental Illness at Work AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

After an unrelenting boss mandates an employee "socialize more," the employee wonders what Cappy would do in this situation. Cappy says, "fake having 'social anxiety disorder.'"

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My Girlfriend has a Masters in Museum Studies...Now What?
My Girlfriend has a Masters in Museum Studies...Now What? AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

Cappy unleashes all manner of hell on an unemployed girl who is trying to recover from a "Masters in Museum Science" and thinks a "library Science" degree will save her.

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All Liberal Arts Majors Will Suffer
All Liberal Arts Majors Will Suffer AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

If you make a mistake you will pay the consequences.

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Replacing Liberal Arts Degrees with the Library
Replacing Liberal Arts Degrees with the Library AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

You're better off both financially and educationally to study the liberal arts at the library than blow $100,000 on a liberal arts degree.

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The Most Important Lesson About Entrepreneurship
The Most Important Lesson About Entrepreneurship AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Nobody stops, unplugs themselves from the Matrix, and gives themselves the time THINK of profitable business ideas.

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Why You Should Subscribe to Terrence Popp
Why You Should Subscribe to Terrence Popp AaronClarey 170 Views • 8 years ago

Do it now!
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Request-Having Children Before You're Ready
Request-Having Children Before You're Ready AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

95% of people have children when they shouldn't. Why? Cappy has some theories, but honestly doesn't know.

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Request-Should I Become an Anesthesiologist?
Request-Should I Become an Anesthesiologist? AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Ummm....yes. At $258,000 a year, hell yes!

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How Can I Learn Business Without Going to School?
How Can I Learn Business Without Going to School? AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

"Business" isn't a field or study. It is simply common sense. But ACCOUNTING IS a skill every entrepreneur NEEDS to learn.

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Request- ATTENTION AMERICANS!  ALL JOBS SUCK!!!
Request- ATTENTION AMERICANS! ALL JOBS SUCK!!! AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

There is no such thing as a rewarding job. STOP LOOKING FOR ONE!

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You're Not Supposed to Know What You Should Do at 18
You're Not Supposed to Know What You Should Do at 18 AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

An 18 year old who is about to enter the military is worried because he doesn't know what he wants to do. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO! So stop worrying and take advantage of all the military has to offer.

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Dating Girls You Don't Like for Practice
Dating Girls You Don't Like for Practice AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Should you date girls you have no interest in to get practice in preparation for those you do? Hell yes! But beware, some of those "plain Janes" might surprise you!

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Request-Balancing Work, College, Girls, and Entrepreneruship
Request-Balancing Work, College, Girls, and Entrepreneruship AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

He's a certified welder, majoring in mechanical engineering, who wants to know how many minutes he should spend pursuing entreprneurship, while also balancing women in his life. Cappy tells him to FOCUS and do something with his life instead of spazing all over the place never achieving anything.

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Investing vs  Pissing Away Money
Investing vs Pissing Away Money AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

Investing vs. speculation vs. necessary expenses vs. pissing money away. A VITAL economics lesson for us all.

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Request-Asian Aryanism
Request-Asian Aryanism AaronClarey 5 Views • 8 years ago

The Captain answer's an aspiring professional "Asian Aryanist" questions about his profession and life's pursuit.

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Only Stupid People Buy New Cars
Only Stupid People Buy New Cars AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

In an attempt to save a friend, not to mention the MILLIONS of young men who cripple their finances by buying new cars, Aaron and his cheap-car-buying-expert-friend Richard explain why TWO used cars are better than one new.

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Request-Trump, Unions, Right to Work, and Prevailing Wage
Request-Trump, Unions, Right to Work, and Prevailing Wage AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A union worker...and future brother in law...of Cappy is worried about the ramifications of a Trump presidency for the unions. Cappy explains worrying is no substitute for preparing and points out where union bitching/worrying didn't solve anything.

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Request-Television is Made for Stupid People
Request-Television is Made for Stupid People AaronClarey 7 Views • 8 years ago

A client is upset at Disney's low quality of movies and television, as well as politicizing of media entertainment. Cappy explains why TV and movies aren't made for smart people and why TV and movies will never get more intelligent.

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Request-The Clarey Test on Gen  James Mattis
Request-The Clarey Test on Gen James Mattis AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

A Clarey Test on a MARINE GENERAL??? Do you even have to ask?

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Request-Should I Major in BAIT?
Request-Should I Major in BAIT? AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

Unless EXPLICITLY teaching you programming languages, statistics, and computer science, BAIT is just another watered down business degree trying to be STEM. Dont' major in it.

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Debunking the Multiplier Effect
Debunking the Multiplier Effect AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

There's Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Big Foot, and the Multiplier Effect.

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Request-Add Work to Your IT Certifications
Request-Add Work to Your IT Certifications AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

A 35 year old man is switching from his old career to IT, but what else can he do to ensure a successful career? WORK EXPERIENCE Cappy says.

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"I Want to Be a Stay at Home Mom"
"I Want to Be a Stay at Home Mom" AaronClarey 9 Views • 8 years ago

It's high time young women stop lying to themselves about what they want out of life.

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Request-How to Find Intelligent Friends Part 2
Request-How to Find Intelligent Friends Part 2 AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Retired at 35 and with an IQ of 140, a European adventurer is having trouble finding equals to join him in a social life. Cappy explains just what a monumental task he faces.

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Request-Start a Business or Pay Off Student Loans
Request-Start a Business or Pay Off Student Loans AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

Just pay off your student loans son. Just pay those fuckers right the fuck off.

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The Clarey Test on Mark Dayton
The Clarey Test on Mark Dayton AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

Mark Dayton was one of the main people who inspired The Clarey Test and is the epitome of why the test was created.

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Request-Lying to a Woman to Marry Her & Have Kids
Request-Lying to a Woman to Marry Her & Have Kids AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A likely asexual man wants to raise a family, but has no interest in women. Should he lie to his would-be wife to get the family he wants? Cappy says, "no."

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Request-Do Not Marry Fatherless Born Again Christian Women
Request-Do Not Marry Fatherless Born Again Christian Women AaronClarey 6 Views • 8 years ago

She wants kids. He doesn't. She won't have premarital sex. He wants it. She doesn't believe in birth control. He does. She doesn't know her daddy. He does. NO THIS MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR YOU!

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Request-Is Programming Boot Camp Worth It
Request-Is Programming Boot Camp Worth It AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

If you can afford it, they provide structure and discipline. If you can't, thank god, because you can self teach, but you'll need certifications and an impressive portfolio to show employers.

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Request-"Bob": International Iraqi Spy & Computer Programmer
Request-"Bob": International Iraqi Spy & Computer Programmer AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

"Bob" is from Iraq and wants to join the Canadian reserves while learning IT. His plan is good, but his language skills may make him a better candidate for military intelligence.

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Request-Accounting Is Boring and Does Not Require Math
Request-Accounting Is Boring and Does Not Require Math AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

An aspiring actuary wants to know if accounting is a good Plan B. Not if you like math it's not.

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Request-Should I Work for Amazon?
Request-Should I Work for Amazon? AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

A kid wants to work Amazon, but can't stand leftist politics. He also wants to work for Trump....and start a ranch in Washington...and join the military. Clarey tells him all jobs suck, and to shut the fuck up and focus.

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The Clarey Test on Richard Stallman
The Clarey Test on Richard Stallman AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

Richard Stillman is one of the few lucky people to score a perfect score on The Clarey Test.

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Getting a Career in IT in 2017
Getting a Career in IT in 2017 AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

What certifications do you need, what languages should you learn, should you go to college for Computer Science or a programming bootcamp and MORE all answered here.

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Telling Women "No"
Telling Women "No" AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Western men better learn this long lost skill, if not for society, then their own mental sanity.

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How Women Drive Men to an Early Grave
How Women Drive Men to an Early Grave AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

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Request-I Must Join the Military
Request-I Must Join the Military AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A young man is hell bent on joining the military. But he doesn't like Trump. Tough shit. Join the military anyway.

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Request-Cop, Actuary, or Day Care Operator
Request-Cop, Actuary, or Day Care Operator AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

An underwriting wants to evaluate his career options between becoming a cop, a programmer, a day care operator, and an actuary. Cappy doesn't like changing diapers.

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Request-Get Your Ass Back into PC's
Request-Get Your Ass Back into PC's AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Still reeling financially from a car accident...4 years ago, a young man wants to know what his options for careers are going forward that does not require a lot of physical labor due to his injuries. Cappy suggests he look back at what he was doing before, PC support and repair, and tries to explain why all jobs suck.

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Request-Do Men Need Rivalry?
Request-Do Men Need Rivalry? AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Yes, hell yes.

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People Won't Hire Me Because I'm Old
People Won't Hire Me Because I'm Old AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Debunking the baby boomers' complaint about ageism by simply pointing out "complaining isn't a solution."

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Request-Will My Withdrawal from Classes Affect My Ability to Get a Job
Request-Will My Withdrawal from Classes Affect My Ability to Get a Job AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

After fucking up, admitting it, and getting back to college, a young man is worried his absences and mental health will affect his ability to land a job. Cappy says, "No, your mental health is your business."

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Request-Travel FIRST, THEN Buy a House
Request-Travel FIRST, THEN Buy a House AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

If you're a single man with no debts, no wife, and no kids, AND you have a location independent job, you HAVE TO go forth and travel the world. There's just no other option. The house can wait.

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Request-Lawyer for Colorado Marijuana Growers
Request-Lawyer for Colorado Marijuana Growers AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A young lawyer is torn between taking over his dad's practice or working for the burgeoning marijuana industry in Colorado. Cappy votes Colorado since his dad will not be retiring soon.

The Milo Yiannopoulos Berkeley Riot Drama
The Milo Yiannopoulos Berkeley Riot Drama AaronClarey 5 Views • 8 years ago

Free advertising and exposing the true violent nature of leftists are the ulterior motives for Milo's speeches. Actually delivering the speech is a distant, if existent, third. Regardless, don't be stupid and show up at these events without back up and muscle.

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How to Find Intelligent Friends
How to Find Intelligent Friends AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

One of the largest problems facing intelligent people is finding intelligent friends. Cappy has some ideas, but admitting that some problems have no solution is the first step towards sanity.

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How Women Failed Western Civilization
How Women Failed Western Civilization AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

In voting for an ever increasing state, women are unconsciously destroying the freedom that humanity fought eons to earn.

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Yes, Men Do Leave the Market
Yes, Men Do Leave the Market AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Where have all the good men gone? Home.

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No Rings for Liberal Chicks
No Rings for Liberal Chicks AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Never marry a girl who loves the government more than her husband and/or children.

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Request-Electrician or Mechanical Engineer
Request-Electrician or Mechanical Engineer AaronClarey 4 Views • 8 years ago

After ditching a "Wildlife Sciences in Bullshit Degree" a young man must decided between becoming an electrician or mechanical engineer.

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Request-Should I Become a Geologist
Request-Should I Become a Geologist AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Yes, hell yes. But...

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"Well What If Everybody Majored in STEM!!??"
"Well What If Everybody Majored in STEM!!??" AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Worrying that magically EVERYBODY is going to major in STEM overnight is stupid. Most people are too lazy and/or stupid to major in STEM. So stop saying, "Well not everybody can major in STEM!!!" You're not "everybody. You're better than that You're a listener to Cappy Cap.

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Request-Real Artists Have Day Jobs
Request-Real Artists Have Day Jobs AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Every serious artist must support themselves with a real job during the day time first. AND THEN when their art makes enough money RELIABLY to supplant that day job, THEN they become a real artist.

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Request-Should I Get a Masters in Taxation?
Request-Should I Get a Masters in Taxation? AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A young man already intending to get his CPA wonders if he should go on to get his Masters in Taxation. Cappy says no, not unless his career dictates he should.

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Request-Should I Drop Out of Computer Science?
Request-Should I Drop Out of Computer Science? AaronClarey 5 Views • 8 years ago

An aspiring minimalist wonders if it's worth paying for a CS degree, especially if he can self teach AND teach piano profitably on the side. Cappy agrees, but insists on skilling up in programming languages.

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How to Answer the "What's Your Greatest Weakness" Interview Question
How to Answer the "What's Your Greatest Weakness" Interview Question AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

This stupid question deserves a stupid answer. And one that will guarantee you land the job.

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What Makes a Good Investment?
What Makes a Good Investment? AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

An aspiring investor wants to borrow money at 5.25% to invest in an ETF that pays 3.8%....but "it might go up in price!" Cappy explains the difference between profits and capital gains and what TRULY makes a good investment.

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Request-Problems of a Transgendered Republican
Request-Problems of a Transgendered Republican AaronClarey 4 Views • 8 years ago

A man who recently discovered he's transgendered and wants to be a woman asks Cappy about a whole slew of consequential questions. Worse, he's a conservative and not being well received in the transgendered community. Cappy tackles this long, lengthy, and all-encompassing issue.

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How to Get Revenge on Teachers and Students
How to Get Revenge on Teachers and Students AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

After tolerating the child prison known as school for 13 years, a young graduate wants his vengeance. Cappy explains why he doesn't have to lift a finger. He just needs to not fuck up.

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"They Say"
"They Say" AaronClarey 5 Views • 8 years ago

Cappy explores "They Say," precisely who "they" are, and asks people to knock it off with the hokum and poppycock.

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Request-Should I Invest in Ukrainian Real Estate?
Request-Should I Invest in Ukrainian Real Estate? AaronClarey 5 Views • 8 years ago

A young, self-made millionaire is about to risk losing his money and fuck-you-money position on Ukrainian real estate. Cappy has some wise words.

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John Wick 2 Movie Review
John Wick 2 Movie Review AaronClarey 5 Views • 8 years ago

Cappy HIGHLY endorses John Wick 2, so much so it is one of the rare movies he'll see twice in the theater.

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Request-How to Start a Software Company
Request-How to Start a Software Company AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

A young man wants to know the basics of setting up the appropriate legal entity for starting a software company. Cappy holds his hands through the key six things he needs to do to lay the foundation for his software empire.

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Request-Should I Get a PhD to Get Into Data Science
Request-Should I Get a PhD to Get Into Data Science AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

After earning two undergrads already and planning on going to two bootcamps, a client wonders if he should get his PhD in math. Cappy suggests he test the employment waters after the bootcamps before committing to a PhD.

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Why We Should Defund the Liberal Arts
Why We Should Defund the Liberal Arts AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

Taxpayer money shouldn't be used to entrap young, ignorant 18 year olds into a life of debt, unemployment and poverty. We need to cut them off from worthless degrees, or at least not offer them at the expense of the taxpayer.

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Request-White Female Privilege
Request-White Female Privilege AaronClarey 7 Views • 8 years ago

Does White Female Privilege exist? With race overshadowing gender in leftist circles, not so much. But when familial finances (or Daddy Warbucks) are considered, white women do have "somewhat" of a privilege over their non-white peers.

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Request-The KISS Diet
Request-The KISS Diet AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A client wants to know what Cappy's diet and workout schedule is. Cappy explains it's a mentality and keeping it simple.

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Request-Should I Get My Masters in Accounting
Request-Should I Get My Masters in Accounting AaronClarey 4 Views • 8 years ago

A no brainer. If your employer is going to pay for your Masters in Accountancy and you aren't going to have kids for 2-4 years, do it. Do it now!

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