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College, Girls, Career, and Social Problems of High IQ People
College, Girls, Career, and Social Problems of High IQ People AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

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Request-Should I Be Going to College?
Request-Should I Be Going to College? AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

If you don't know what to study, then don't fucking go!
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You Can Retire Happy or Miserable: It's Your Choice
You Can Retire Happy or Miserable: It's Your Choice AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

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People Don't Want Their Problems Solved
People Don't Want Their Problems Solved AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Most people don't want their problems solved. They just want to complain about them. DO NOT lessen your life trying to help them. Life's too short.
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Review of Fareed Zakaria's "In Defense of a Liberal Education"
Review of Fareed Zakaria's "In Defense of a Liberal Education" AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

For $350 Cappy reads and reviews Fareed Zakaria's "In Defense of a Liberal Education." Cappy does so, but should've demanded more money because it was horribly written and failed miserably to make a case to major in the liberal arts. Cappy now insists on $500+ to read and review books especially if written by 1%'er Ivy league elites.

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Request-Clarey Test on Elizabeth Holmes
Request-Clarey Test on Elizabeth Holmes AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

A colleague asks Cappy to run the WORLD FAMOUS "Clarey Test" on Elizabeth Holmes. Cappy finds what he cans, but worries this fraud will be on the "empower women" speaking tour, while much more honorable and successful women should be.

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Request-The Merchant Marines is a Great Place for Young Men
Request-The Merchant Marines is a Great Place for Young Men AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

After wasting his 20's "doing what he was told" a man now in his 30's decided to join the Merchant Marines...and could not be happier. He merely wants to share will Cappy's listeners the opportunity if you are a young man looking for some kind of MEANINGFUL employment. Below are some links for both UK and US merchant marines/navies

UK
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US
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Request-What to Do with $750,000?
Request-What to Do with $750,000? AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

A young man is in the fortunate position of having his house paid off and an extra $750,000 to invest. But where? Most rates of return are very low due to high asset prices, but Cappy has some ideas and recommends he look into an estate planning lawyer as well.

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How Do I Get Out of Debt, Get a Career, & Be a Stay at Home Mom
How Do I Get Out of Debt, Get a Career, & Be a Stay at Home Mom AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

After getting her masters in "European Studies" a newly wed wife (who wants to raise her children at home) wants to know how to get out of debt and what to study to find a job. Cappy points out that if she's going to be a stay at home mom, it will be the husband who needs new education and not the mother as he will be the one who works. Thus the career focus, must be on him.

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Request-You're Better Off Without Her...Trust Me
Request-You're Better Off Without Her...Trust Me AaronClarey 6 Views • 8 years ago

After trying to get back with an ex, a soldier wants Cappy to kick his ass and set him straight. It's very simple. She was a cheating whore and cheating whores aren't quality people you want in your life.

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Request-College Students and Democratic Socialism
Request-College Students and Democratic Socialism AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A young man had a debate with some Bernie supporters and they pulled out the ole "police are socialism" BS. Cappy painfully delves into the lower-intelligent class of "college students" and explains to the client why he should just not even bother with these people.

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Request-Cappy's Opinion on Unions
Request-Cappy's Opinion on Unions AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A young man wants to know Cappy's opinion on unions which is not as bad as you would think.

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Ladies, Do You Want to Close the Wage Gap or Just Bitch About It?
Ladies, Do You Want to Close the Wage Gap or Just Bitch About It? AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

After reading a lie of an article by Melissa Dalgleish, Cappy asks a simple question of women. Do you want to close the wage gap or just bitch about it?

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The Difference Between Keynesian and Austrian Economics
The Difference Between Keynesian and Austrian Economics AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A client pays the price for Cappy to do real economics and explain the difference between Keynesian and Austrian economic thought. Cappy explains it in normal people's terms so it's neither boring nor inapplicable.

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Request-What Should the Price of Silver Be?
Request-What Should the Price of Silver Be? AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Our Phoenix Agent in the Field wants to know Cappy's opinion on silver, the silver market, and it's price. Cappy answers and provides some rough rules of thumbs when it comes to buying silver.

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Request-I Want to Become a WelderMathematicianSurgeonAstronaut
Request-I Want to Become a WelderMathematicianSurgeonAstronaut AaronClarey 4 Views • 8 years ago

A young man has many ambitious goals that won't be realized if he doesn't focus on one of them.

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Request-Should Old Men Go Into IT?
Request-Should Old Men Go Into IT? AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

A man's industry is increasingly relying on IT skills and he wants to know if 50 is too old to learn these skills. Cappy says he has no other choice.

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Request-Officer or Enlisted to Acquire IT Skills?
Request-Officer or Enlisted to Acquire IT Skills? AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A young man wants to get his masters in statistical analysis, but wonders if he should join the military as an officer or an enlisted man since going enlisted would more directly give him the IT skills he seeks. Cappy recommends officer for multiple reasons.

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Request-Minimalist Workaholic
Request-Minimalist Workaholic AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

A man has many questions about his future career as a consultant which Cappy tries to answer, but ultimately asks how it all fits in with his long term goal of being a minimalist.

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Request- The Clarey Test on Jill Stein
Request- The Clarey Test on Jill Stein AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

After watching Jill Stein advocate on TYT to use quantitative easing to forgive student loans, a client wants to know how Jill would score on The Clarey Test as well as Cappy's opinion of her idea to use QE to bail out students from their stupid mistakes.

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Clarey Podcast Episode #152
Clarey Podcast Episode #152 AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Why the Florida shooting doesn't matter
Realtors have no hustle
PS4 spells the end of console gaming
"Unicorn Rape!" They're not all false accusations!
AND MORE!!!

Request-Which STEM Masters Should I Get?
Request-Which STEM Masters Should I Get? AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A consultant wants to boost his resume and intellect by getting a masters in Software Engineering or Computer Science. He wonders if this a worthy endeavor and which of the two degrees Cappy recommends. Cappy scratches his head if this guy is a minimalist!

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Request-Government Checks Aren't Just for Leftists
Request-Government Checks Aren't Just for Leftists AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

An Aussie college student finds out he can earn $600 a fortnight if he stops working because the Australian taxpayers are stupid enough to pay their students to study. But he has guilt living off of the taxpayer. Cappy explains why no one, especially conservatives or libertarians should have guilt collecting a government check.

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Request-The Problem With Dating Muslim/Religious Girls
Request-The Problem With Dating Muslim/Religious Girls AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

A white Canadian atheist wants to get back together with his Muslim girlfriend, but only through destroying her religion. Cappy shakes his head and explains the problems with dating religious girls and why it's usually not a good idea.

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Episode #153 of The Clarey Podcast
Episode #153 of The Clarey Podcast AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

The Muppets were on drugs
Target and Chipolte are better than you
Qdoba tries to hard to be Chipolte
30 hour days
Percent of professional athletes who go bankrupt
Hot babes who have hustle and a work ethic

Request-The Clarey "Perfect Woman" Test
Request-The Clarey "Perfect Woman" Test AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A man who is a fan of the ladies wants a "Clarey Test" but for women. And one that uses the big head, not the little one. After some thought, Cappy develops a prototype which scores women on a scale of 1-10...and not on looks.

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Request-Crying Over a Girl I Met 2 Weeks Ago
Request-Crying Over a Girl I Met 2 Weeks Ago AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

A 19 year old man is sobbing uncontrollably over a girl he met...2 weeks ago. She is moving to Brazil and he has become a complete wreck facing the prospect she won't be his forever. Cappy shakes his head and beats some reality in the kid...with a gentle touch.

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Request-What's Cappy's Workout Routine?
Request-What's Cappy's Workout Routine? AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

A client has a simple question - what's Cappy's workout? Cappy explains his simple, but effective workout.

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Request-Undergrad Degrees for Becoming a US Marshall
Request-Undergrad Degrees for Becoming a US Marshall AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A man wants to become a US Marshall, but also doesn't want to waste his undergrad in sociology or criminology. Oh, and he wants to become a professor too! Cappy tries to make these goals Venn diagram as much as possible, but doesn't have much luck.

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Are US Government Bonds the Next Big Short?
Are US Government Bonds the Next Big Short? AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Cappy explains why government bonds are in a bubble, but why you're better off playing Texas Hold 'Em than trying to outlast the Federal Reserve.

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Request-My Wife Cheated On Me, Kick My Ass Please
Request-My Wife Cheated On Me, Kick My Ass Please AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

A client needs the confidence and spine to leave his wife and be a man. Cappy feeds him to the lions as that's the quickest way he can think of.

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Request-Never Work for Big Banks
Request-Never Work for Big Banks AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

After having his soul sucked out at a large bank, a man wants to know what his options are if he wishes to leave banking and start a new career. Cappy suggests smaller banks or completely switching to STEM.
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Request-Protecting Your Money from Government Theft
Request-Protecting Your Money from Government Theft AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

With the prospects of former Marxist FARC guerillas getting elected into the Colombian government, a young man wants to know how to protect his family's savings. Cappy recommends some options.

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Request-The Clarey Test of Gary Johnson
Request-The Clarey Test of Gary Johnson AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

Cappy applies The Clarey Test of Gary Johnson and finds the best scoring politician to date!

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Request-What Affirmative Action Means for Male College Students of All Races
Request-What Affirmative Action Means for Male College Students of All Races AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A client wants to know Cappy's opinion of Fisher vs. U of Texas, which highlights just how much we've abandoned excellent and accomplishment and instead focus on race. Cappy also spells out what this means for men thinking of attending college.

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What is Atheistkult?
What is Atheistkult? AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

Atheistkult tells you more about human psychology and where society is going than you think. And unfortunately, where Atheistkult and other false religions lead is a dying and dead society.

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You NEVER Ask Your Wife Permission to Buy a Motorcycle!
You NEVER Ask Your Wife Permission to Buy a Motorcycle! AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

You divorce her instead.

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Request-"Just Say 'No' to MBA's"
Request-"Just Say 'No' to MBA's" AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Unless it's Harvard, Wharton, or the U of Chicago, MBA's are worthless degrees that will ruin your finances and lives with no improvement to your career.

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Request-Fuck Multi Level Marketing
Request-Fuck Multi Level Marketing AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

Multi-Level Marketing is bullshit and there's no reason people should be duped into it anymore. Consider working for yourself and consider if you really want to learn how to hustle visiting Glendon Cameron's site:

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Request-Fuck Big 4 Accounting, So Solo CPA
Request-Fuck Big 4 Accounting, So Solo CPA AaronClarey 4 Views • 8 years ago

An accountant who's temping primarily wants to know what career options he has to continue temping, but make more money. Cappy recommends either becoming a solo CPA or getting into IT/programming. But for the love of god don't join a Big 4 accounting firm.

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Request-Preventing the Government from Stealing My 401k
Request-Preventing the Government from Stealing My 401k AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A middle aged man is worried the government will confiscate his 401k and house, and wonders if Cappy has some suggestions. Cappy does indeed.

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What Nigel Farage Teaches Us About Politics...and Hillary Clinton
What Nigel Farage Teaches Us About Politics...and Hillary Clinton AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

We can all learn something from Nigel Farage's rare display of true statesmanship. Both about ourselves and the miserable lives career-politicians have.

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Thick Rimmed Glasses Don't Make You Smart
Thick Rimmed Glasses Don't Make You Smart AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Dear SJW's and Millennials. Thick rimmed glasses don't make you smart. Sincerely, The Rest of the Adult World

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Request-Your Brother Is a Lost Cause
Request-Your Brother Is a Lost Cause AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

An enabler wants to enlist Cappy's help to help his helpless POS brother turn the corner. Cappy doesn't care because his brother is a lost cause and rips the whole family a new asshole.

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Request-I Don't Want to Be a Teacher Anymore
Request-I Don't Want to Be a Teacher Anymore AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

After 18 years as a gold instructor and 7 years as a school teacher a middle aged man want to know what his career options are. Cappy goes over some, but points out a job is a job, and teaching is one of the easier ones.

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Request-Virgin Loser Who Lives at Home
Request-Virgin Loser Who Lives at Home AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Cappy employs a new technique to cure the increasing epidemic of "pathetic nerdy under 30 virgin males" that are plaguing the country.

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Request-Programming and Fake College Degrees
Request-Programming and Fake College Degrees AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

A young man wants to drop out of college, get certified in programming and join the Air Force. His parents kick him out, and he wants to know if he's on the right track. Cappy concurs.

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Request-Statistics or Actuarial Science
Request-Statistics or Actuarial Science AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

An aspiring college student wants to know if he should pursue a degree in statistics or actuarial science. Cappy leans towards actuarial science because of its trade/skill specific nature. But he provides him some other ideas as well.

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Request-Get Your Ass Back Into the Navy
Request-Get Your Ass Back Into the Navy AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A millennial who got out of the Navy wonder's why the world just isn't throwing him money and jobs on par with what he did in the Navy. Cappy explains the real world to him and tells him to get his ass back into the Navy.

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Socialism is for Whites ONLY!
Socialism is for Whites ONLY! AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

If you look at the history of socialism, only the Nordic countries have been able to pull it off...sorta..maybe...kinda. The rest of the times it's been tried, everyone has failed. And this brings about some serious conflicts for the SJW/leftist types about their holy religion of socialism.

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Request-What is the TPP? aka "Trans Pacific Partnership"
Request-What is the TPP? aka "Trans Pacific Partnership" AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

Cappy explains, in CLEAR UNDERSTANDABLE TERMS what the TPP is and is NOT. You can find the TPP as it stands thus far here:
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Will the Suburbanite Right Boycott Citgo?
Will the Suburbanite Right Boycott Citgo? AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Cappy is amazed Citgo, the Venezuelan state-owned company, is still in business. How the hell can the "Suburbanite Right" not know about Citgo? If you REALLY want to fight communism, then boycott Citgo.

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Why "Pokemon Go" Will Solve America's Obesity Epidemic
Why "Pokemon Go" Will Solve America's Obesity Epidemic AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

After reluctantly playing "Pokemon Go" Cappy discovers not only is it a hella cool game, but it may just solve America's obesity epidemic.

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Why Nice Shows Us There's No Solution to Terrorism
Why Nice Shows Us There's No Solution to Terrorism AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

There's nothing new but the location, weapon, and number of dead. Everything will be the same and you can expect this every month.

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Request-STOP FUCKING MAJORING IN BIOLOGY!!!
Request-STOP FUCKING MAJORING IN BIOLOGY!!! AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

For the love of god people, just don't study anything with "Bio" in it? OK? It's worthless! Here's A BOOK TO TELL YOU WHAT TO MAJOR IN!!!

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Affirmative Action Ghostbusters: A Review
Affirmative Action Ghostbusters: A Review AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A very average movie, made worse by the fact it's an affirmative action copy cat that plays to female stereotypes and begs the question, "Don't minorities deserve their OWN original superheroes?"

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Request-Being an Entrepreneur in Finance
Request-Being an Entrepreneur in Finance AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

An 18 year old has aspirations of becoming an entrepreneur in finance when he graduates from college. Cappy quickly smites his idea and puts him on a more successful track.

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Request-Leaving a Failing College
Request-Leaving a Failing College AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

A young man is in his last year, but the college is so poorly managed and ran he worries about what its reputation will have on his career. For once, Cappy agrees it DOES matter where you go to college for a couple reasons.

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Request-Should I Join the Australian Military?
Request-Should I Join the Australian Military? AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

A young man wants to know his options between majoring in STEM or joining the Oz military. Cappy gives some advice and calls in a favor from Down Under.

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Request-Will East Indians Steal All the Tech Jobs?
Request-Will East Indians Steal All the Tech Jobs? AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

SPECIAL GUEST CELEBRITY CONSULTANT MATT TRAN from "Engineered Truth" fields a question from a CSci/Big Data major about whether foreign competition will steal the STEM/IT jobs here in the US.

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A Financial Analysis of Ghostbusters
A Financial Analysis of Ghostbusters AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Cappy analyzes the profitability of Sony's thus-far-folly "Ghostbusters" and uses it as a vehicle to learn about economics...and why you shouldn't try to sell political propaganda as "entertainment."

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Request-How to Go Galt
Request-How to Go Galt AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A true minimalist is shocked to find out despite having everything, since he makes so little money, the government is now sending him checks. He asks how can this be and Cappy explains why.

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Request-Never Work for Credit Unions of Community banks
Request-Never Work for Credit Unions of Community banks AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

After working in quality assurance, a client wants to know how to break into community banking or credit unions. Cappy explains why this is a VERY BAD idea and recommends driving Uber or becoming a used car salesman instead.

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Request-How Dumb Millennials Ruin It for the Smart Ones
Request-How Dumb Millennials Ruin It for the Smart Ones AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

An aggressive young go-getter has worked since he was 12 and wants to know if he should study economics or cybersecurity. Cappy votes cyber security, but sees a bigger problem where they young man is too idealistic about his future as his generation has ruined his reputation for him.

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Request-Melbourne's Property Bubble
Request-Melbourne's Property Bubble AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

A young man in Melbourne Australia works downtown and wants to know if there's a housing bubble in Melbourne. Cappy delves into the economic theory and empirical math behind Melbourne's housing market and concludes, yes, there's a bubble, and you're a fucking idiot for buying a property there.

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Request - How to Write a Book, Cappy Style
Request - How to Write a Book, Cappy Style AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

An aspiring author wants to know how Cappy wrote his books, do's and don't's and other advice that would help other aspiring authors.

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Request-How to Start an Online Business
Request-How to Start an Online Business AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A young man wants to know how to start an online business and what Cappy recommends as do's and don't's from his experience starting Asshole Consulting. Cappy goes through the five areas he thinks you can make money online, but advises him not to give up his day job.

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Request-Getting My Money to Work for Me
Request-Getting My Money to Work for Me AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A recent college graduate wants to know what to do with his extra money, ideally getting it to work for him. Cappy explains the VITAL economic concept of income vs. capital gains, and then lists some things he recommends to get your money to work for you!

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Request-Nerd Make Over
Request-Nerd Make Over AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A kid with over $200,000 in cash is about to enter college, and wants Cappy to evaluate his game plan. Everything looks good on money front, but Cappy says he's in desperate need of a make-over if he hopes to have any social life.

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Request-Degrees in Film & Television Are Bullshit
Request-Degrees in Film & Television Are Bullshit AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A young Aussie who likes his audio/visual job wonders is overworked and wants to know if he should become a carpenter or major in film/television. Cappy puts the kibosh on such a stupid degree.

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Request-Becoming a Security Guard in Canada
Request-Becoming a Security Guard in Canada AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A group of young men have an interest in becoming security guards in Canada and want some pointers. Cappy researchers the Canadian requirements to become a security guard and also shares some experience/wisdom in being a security guard.

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Request-Never Work at Wells Fargo
Request-Never Work at Wells Fargo AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A young man is a banker at Wells Fargo and wants to know if he should leave and join the Air Force instead. Ummm...FUCK YES!!!

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Request-Typical Entitled Millennial Pussy
Request-Typical Entitled Millennial Pussy AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A whiner asks what he can do in his life to improve it. Cappy kicks his ass.

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Why College Honors Programs Are Bullshit
Why College Honors Programs Are Bullshit AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

"Graduating with Honors" no longer means what it does. Most colleges and universities now use it as a means to force further leftist indoctrination upon their students before they graduate. Thankfully, as long as you have a high GPA, whether you "graduate with honors" no longer means anything.

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Request-Why Aliens Succeeded, & Ghostbusters Failed
Request-Why Aliens Succeeded, & Ghostbusters Failed AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

There are three simple reasons Alien/s was a success and Affirmative Action Ghostbusters was a flop. Cappy delves into them for a client, but refuses to give free advice to Hollywood.

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Request-Leave Your Fucking Parents You Idiot!
Request-Leave Your Fucking Parents You Idiot! AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Cappy just doesn't have the patience for "blood is thicker than water" and rips his client a new one. Hopefully he listens.

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Request-Becoming a Certified Fraud Examiner
Request-Becoming a Certified Fraud Examiner AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A young man who already works as an auditor wants to know if getting his CFE certification would help his career. Cappy wholeheartedly agrees and can't see any major drawbacks to it.

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Request-How an Economy Falls Into Hyperinflation
Request-How an Economy Falls Into Hyperinflation AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A client wants to know how investors selling US government bonds would translate into him buying bread with wheelbarrows full of money. Cappy explains precisely how an economy goes into hyperinflation.

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It's Stupid to Attend College Right After High School
It's Stupid to Attend College Right After High School AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

"Reconnaissance Man" is now available!
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Request-Do NOT Study Economics in Denmark!
Request-Do NOT Study Economics in Denmark! AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

Economics, no matter where you study it, is a stupid, pointless degree that you can only make money off of by lying to people telling them what they want to hear. Major in STEM, IT, or anything else. But not economics.

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Request-Being Raised by 7 Women
Request-Being Raised by 7 Women AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A 28 year old man who was raised by 7 women wants to see if he's on the right path and if he's recovering from his past well. Cappy concurs and gives the green light.

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Request-Clarey's Magic Dick Won't Get You a 4.0 GPA, Fucking STUDY!
Request-Clarey's Magic Dick Won't Get You a 4.0 GPA, Fucking STUDY! AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

A young man is worried that he won't cut it in college in terms of grades. Cappy recommends he FUCKING STUDIES to ensure he does get good grades.

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Request-Fuck SCM, Go Navy
Request-Fuck SCM, Go Navy AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A man whose mind is melting after working in Supply Chain Management wants to know if he should join the Navy. Cappy says it's better to be shot at than work in SCM.

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Difference Between Chicago and Austrian Economists
Difference Between Chicago and Austrian Economists AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Among many other questions, a client asks what's the difference between Austrian and Chicago economists? Cappy answers and then answers other questions.

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Request-Being a Misanthrope
Request-Being a Misanthrope AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

After being assaulted by thugs, a man wants to know how to deal with his hatred of humans. Cappy explains how this is enslaving him to pay a price he doesn't need to, but also suggests he hunt the mother fuckers down and get vengeance.

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Request-Tom Morello on The Clarey Test
Request-Tom Morello on The Clarey Test AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

A reminder that The Clarey Test tests caliber, not politics.

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Request-Java or COBOL Starring Matt Tran
Request-Java or COBOL Starring Matt Tran AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Matt Tran of Engineered Truth fame guest hosts a question outside of Cappy's expertise.

Matt's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/EngineeredTruth

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Request-The Mexican Manospherian
Request-The Mexican Manospherian AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

A young man down in Mexico wants to know how to balance his career, investments, entrepreneurial ideas, and dating life. Cappy gives him some advice and encourages him to become "The Mexican Manospherian!"

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Request-Choosing an MOS in the Marines
Request-Choosing an MOS in the Marines AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

Cappy's good friend Darius is a Marine and fields a question about choosing an MOS if you're going to join the Marine Corps.

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Request-I Hate My Degree, Now What
Request-I Hate My Degree, Now What AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

After graduating with a computer science degree and lining up a promising career, a young mind finds he just LOATHES his degree and profession. Cappy gives him some ideas on putting together a Plan B.

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Request-What State Should I Live in if Hillary Gets Elected?
Request-What State Should I Live in if Hillary Gets Elected? AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

A short, but sweet question. A young man wants to know where Cappy would live if Hillary got elected. Cappy explains it wouldn't change because he's already going to tax free states.

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How to Get MS Word to Number Pages
How to Get MS Word to Number Pages AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

Aaron Clarey, a self published author, shares his super easy secret to get MS Word to successfully number pages starting at "Page 1" "Chapter 1"

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Request-Never Buy a House in Minnesota
Request-Never Buy a House in Minnesota AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A single man with no family wants to know if he should rent or buy a house in Minnesota. You might as well ask Cappy if you should buy property in Venezuela.

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Request - Will Newfound Money Spoil Me?
Request - Will Newfound Money Spoil Me? AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

A young man's father married rich and now they're sending him money! Will this spoil him and what should he do with the money?

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