A young man approaching 30 left engineering school, bought a house for his folks and is stuck in a dead end job. He wants to know what his next step should be. Cappy endorses engineering.

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A battery of questions about why Cappy owns guns, what does he think will happen, is it going to be a big mighty crash or a slow decay into a post apocalyptic world? Cappy explains his prepping strategy and theory.

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A girl has a 2.5 in biology, a 3.5 hour daily commute to college, and is wondering if she has what it takes to become a doctor. Cappy bets "no."

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Non-profits produce nothing of value. Worse, they usually fail at their stated goal. So why do we have them and why are an increasing amount of people working for them?

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A bakken oil field worker wants to get an education in a field that will help him while still in the Bakken, but also help him should the oil boom bust. Cappy comes up with options, but cannot pull the trigger.

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A young lady wants to know Cappy's opinion of several business programs she's looking at in Germany and elsewhere. The sad truth is 99% of business degrees are bullshit.

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With the labor market being shit for young men, it is internet opportunities like Uber and Lyft that make it so you don't have to suffer like your Gen X predecessors.

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Overheard in a conversation where a young lady was under the impression their house needed a "guest bedroom for her parents."
Cappy draws the line, tells men to grow a pair, and explains some 4th grade math to the delusional spoiled brat suburbanite princess who are under the false impression their parents "need a guest bedroom."

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Should women be allowed to be president? What will happen if Hillary is elected? And what does Cappy think of the 2016 election? And more in this video request.

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A young man in Los Angeles wants to know what Cappy would recommend for a cross country roadtrip. Cappy recommends staying on this side of the Mississippi as "that's where all the cool shit is." East there's nothing but towns and "Civil war battlefields." So prepare your paper and pencil to take notes as Cappy goes through his recommended route for the great American West Road Trip!

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An Indian man wants to know the merits and drawbacks of privatized schools and prisons. Both are unique industries in that you'd think they'd ideally be owned and managed by government, but never underestimate the power of the free market and capitalism.

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A young man wants to know what the pros and cons would be of having a "world currency." Cappy goes into some of the interesting theoretical and economic reasons you'd want a global currency....then delves into the reality of what would likely happen.

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A young man is about to ship off for 8 years as a sailor. But he has $2,000. What should he do with it before he joins the Navy. Cappy has some ideas.

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A viewer asks for Cappy's opinion on Harry Browne's "Permanent Portfolio" which recommends 25% stocks, 25% bonds, 25% precious metals, and 25% cash. After reviewing the historical performance of the permanent portfolio strategy, Cappy makes some observations about it's validity and use going forward.

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The Federal Reserve needed to conduct a study to find out that MORE STUDENT AID results in INFLATION IN TUITION! All they really did is prove to the world they don't know what the fuck they're doing and that the "economics" profession is not a profession at all.

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A college student is sick and tired of being screwed over by lazy students on his teams for "group projects." Cappy recommends a strategy of escalation and threats to kick people's asses into doing their work, but ultimately accepting the fact you're going to have to do all the work if you're going to get the grade you want.

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A young man is having trouble passing his college exams and wants to know if he should joint the Marines, become an electrician, or try again at college. Cappy recommends he first take an IQ test to see if he's smart enough to past the college tests, which will then determine if he's lazy or just stupid. If he's lazy, well that's changeable. If he's stupid, that is not. But if he's just lazy, the world is his oyster, all he has to do is try (the Marines is what Cappy recommends)

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A young man from Japan wants to attend college in North America and wants to know what to major in and what the job market is like. Cappy explains the basics of degree selection, but also explains that the job market today is not going to be the job market of tomorrow.

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A young man wants to know what Cappy's opinion of unions are. While Cappy obviously hates unions like the teachers union and AFSCME, he also hates corporate employers just as much. The only conclusion is they deserve each other, but never join a union unless you have to.

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A 20 something Canadian man dropped out of college to film porn. He was successful, but didn't pay his taxes and didn't save any of the money. He now wants to know how to get out of debt and whether he should file for bankruptcy. Cappy unloads.

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A young man is on medication that makes regular employment practically impossible. He aspires to become a programmer, thus Cappy recommends Programmer Bootcamp. However, the bootcamp itself is no hop skip and a jump. The young man may have to simply teach himself at his own schedule at his own pace.

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An avid cyclist is depressed after not being able to mountain bike. He wants to know if he should pursue a job being a bike mechanic and riding for a living, perhaps even becoming an industrial engineer who would make bikes, or get a masters in "analytics." Cappy points out one is fun and enough to live on, the other is boring and will suck out his soul.

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Easily predicting the left will rush to blame China's economic problems on "capitalism," Cappy pre-emptively strikes back pointing out some salient and simple facts about how it was China's GOVERNMENT and not capitalism that is to blame for their problems. Cappy then draws some scary, but truthful parallels between China's economy and our own and makes the case that we do NOT have a capitalist economy here, so don't blame our problems on it.

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A client asks a Masters candidate in Sociology precisely what is the value of her degree? She then, unwittingly, belies the ugly truth of the liberal arts - tyranny, control, and totalitarianism over the people. Thank god for the 2nd Amendment.

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A 20 year old's parents are DESPERATE to get him to return to college, even though he isn't good at it and his degree would be a worthless liberal arts degree. Cappy insists he NOT return for a worthless degree and consider other options.

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A young man notices an increasing trend of "hot female" LinkedIn recruiters and wonders why. Cappy explains it's part the nature of the industry, but also something more nefarious potentially online.

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A listless, adrift young man just plain doesn't have his shit together. Cappy goes drill instructor on him.

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An "Anthropology" major is realizing his degree will take him nowhere and wants to know if he should become an accountant or a financial adviser. Cappy explains the problems of progressive credentialism in the accounting world, but also explains "financial advisers" never advise. They only sell.

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It's one thing to major in the liberal arts. It's another thing to pay $200,000 for it at an Ivy League school. Realize that unless you're last name is McWinthrop III and you have rich parents an Ivy League liberal arts degree will get you NOWHERE. Just a debt-ladden future.

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Cappy explains to the client, in commoner's language, what precisely is happening with Greece and "when does the madness end?" It results in an interesting tale of central banking, currency, debt, deficits, misanthropy, parasitism, capital flight, and communists.

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Link to the Stefan Molyneux podcast on Greece:

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A soon to be finance graduate in Israel wants to know if he should finish his degree or just "go work manual labor" and then maybe pursue self employment, or sort of consider another career. ONCE AGAIN, Cappy points out you young boys need focus and a game plan, and recommends the young man get his degree, get a job that sustains him, and work hard at pursuing his entrepreneurial ideas.

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An excerpt from The Clarey Podcast where the fear of being accused of "racism" petrifies most white people from speaking candidly, bluntly, and truthfully, which only serves to misdiagnose and thus fail to help minorities, resulting in the racial gap never being closed and no progress being made.

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JOURNEY back in time to visit a young, innocent 24 year old Cappy who thought he was "in wuv!"

RECOIL at the naivety when young men thought offering to buy a girl a footlong sub would woo her!

LEARN the lesson that young Cappy learned from his mistakes!!!

Namely, you NEVER PASS UP SEX if it is offered to you.

A tri-lingual young lady is getting her "Masters in Tourism" and wants to know if she should go into accounting or IT. Cappy recommends espionage.

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After a month of dating an Asian 23 year old girl has determined she wants to marry a 33 year old guy, and starts interrogating him about marriage and commitment. Cappy explains why this will send him running and that it is not under her power to force him to marry him. She is, however, QUITE attractive and will have NO problems finding a man if she comes to The United States of Landwhales.

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You can make millions doing what the world wants you to, or make nothing trying to tell it what you want to do.

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As the Millennials graduate, they actually think baby boomer employers will honor their word when they say, "We want to hire you." Cappy explains the truth and LOWERS young people's expectations of the working world.

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Don't wait till you're parents are dead to do estate planning. DO IT NOW!

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A client has a violent criminal, alcoholic, welfare fraudster as a friend and wants to know if he should keep her. Cappy revisits some lessons learned about ostracizing the parasites from society in his Baby Boomer video.

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A college sophomore is concerned about majoring in petroleum engineering given the recent drop in oil prices. Cappy explains that all industries go through ups and downs and no major is 100% safe. But petroleum engineering is still one of the better majors to consider over the long run.

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Cappy explains the Icelandic financial crisis, why banks tend to be at the epicenter of these things, the mentality of bankers and why they're attracted to banking, and whether doing what Iceland did would work here. Cappy then advocates calling for a "Banker Bounty System" wherein AR-15 totting "good ole boys" ride crotch rockets to New York City and bag them some bankers.

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Students who are defaulting on their loans are no different, in ANY way, than the bankster scum who were just bailed out 7 short years ago. It is why college students, ESPECIALLY liberal arts majors who can't do basic math should NOT be allowed a say in adult matters nor be taken seriously, no matter how many "masters degrees" they have.

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A young woman is about to destroy her marriage and future by:

Getting an MBA
Getting a doctorate in nursing
Joining the military
Starting a coin laundry business and
Becoming a medical doctor on top of it

WHILE having a career and kids at the same time.

Cappy explains that there's only 24 hours in a day and "women who can do it all" usually do everything equally shitty, ruining whatever they touch, most notably their husbands, children, lives, and future.

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A kid is pulling a 3.6 in Chemistry and wants to know if he should drop out and pursue the trades because his parents may get evicted (and him along with them). Cappy tell him to get his ass into a chemical engineering program and get ready to embrace the suck.

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A foreigner asks some basic questions about Social Security. Does Cappy like it? Would Cappy end it? And if we were to end it, what would happen to all the "money" that was "saved" by the government for all these years? Cappy gets a chuckle and explains why social security truly sucks balls.

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When debating with those ignorant of economics, you will invariably run into "Well the stock market is doing well!" Cappy debunks this canard and also talks about exchange rates.

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Is it possible to improve your IQ? Yes, or so Cappy thinks and the research indicates. Link referenced below for more information:

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A young machinist is in Pennsylvania and wants to know where to live and what to study. Cappy recommends the west, with a heavy emphasis on Denver. He also recommend computer engineering if he's willing to commit to it.

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A young man is sitting on $150,000 in cash, but also makes $160,000 per year. He wants to know what to do with the money. Cappy has a list, but points out he may have already "won at life" and there's nothing left to do but have fun.

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WE SERVE CANADIANS TOO!!!

Cappy gets an e-mail and reads it while drunk. Which is best when discussion racial matters on account there are no inhibitions.

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A letter from a fan highlights a problem facing the MGTOW community - men leaving because of all the hate on women. Cappy then just rattles their cage because it's fun to pick on VirginTOWs. TRIGGER WARNING FOR MGTOWS- There is SHAMING LANGUAGE in this video!

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A client has two questions - are ALL humanities worthless? Can't SOME people be successful with them? And is Cappy really a "republican" as he occasionally claims?

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A younger man is dating a cougar who has $80,000 in debt and now wants to attend law school. Considering he is joining the military soon and has some debt himself, ole Cappy recommends he get out of the relationship barring some miraculous financial turnaround by his girlfriend.

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A young aspiring entrepreneur in London wants to know what he should study if he wants to become an entrepreneur. Cappy explains it is accounting he wants.

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A 21 year old man has free food and lodging and makes $20/hour as a plant engineer, plus overtime. However, he hates New York and wants to move to Delaware to find a job. Cappy explains he is lucky to have what he has and that he should work, save up money, and travel before deciding where to move. Besides, who the fuck moves to Delaware?

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A 16 year old junior has a dad who works in investment banking, a high IQ, good grades, and is Ivy League-bound. He also is willing to kiss ass. He wants to know if he should pursue investment banking and Cappy cannot think of a higher qualified candidate.

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Life's largest challenges require an aggressive, intense, and thus, quick solution. It's why you should employ tactics used by marathon runners and cyclists, specifically "attacking hills."

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A nice young girl doesn't want to have children while her boyfriend that she really likes does. Sorry kid, sometimes there's deal breakers that just can't be overcome. Thankfully, there doesn't have to be any animosity in this break up.

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A pretty young 18 year old girl wants to get a degree in electrical engineering and start a career in instrumentation. She wants to know if Cappy approves. Cappy, does indeed, approve.

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The son of a veteran who passed in Iraq wants to know what to do with the life insurance, plus needs some help navigating the decline of the US. Cappy comes up with a game plan, plus some advice on how to adapt mentally to the leftist zombies slowly taking over the US.

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After 20 years in business a computer repair man has decided to close his shop. He wants to know how he should lay off his one employee as well as whether he should stick it out till his lease ends. Cappy advises.

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What matters more? The school you attend or your degree? Well, for the liberal arts the school does matter. But if you're an adult and major in STEM, the school, for the most part, does not.

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A question democrats who are AGAINST illegal immigration have to answer:

If you don't even care about the sovereignty of the nation, then why have one at all?

Every young man faces the problem of DESPERATELY wanting to buy a fancy car. However, expensive cars are only second to worthless degrees in terms of life-crippling financial mistakes. But how do you get rid of the urge to buy that fancy car? Fear not, the Captain has the answer!

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A viewer wants to know how libertarianism handles social policies. Cappy suggests the same way it does financial issues - hands off policy.

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Is there an instance where an economy could benefit from the economic policies of fascism? Yes, but only very rarely and certainly not ethically.

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A young man's entire family is either collecting a government check, living at home, or living in somebody's basement. He wants to know what to do with the advice they give him. Cappy says if it isn't "don't do what we did" to run and ignore ANYTHING his family tells him.

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NEVER attend an unaccredited school. ENSURE they are accredited. Cited AND HELPFUL links below:

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/....Regional_accreditati
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Given what seems to be a spree in movie theater shootings, remember to obey the sign that says "Guns Banned on These Premises." It would be against the law otherwise. Besides, "guns are bad, mmmkay?"

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A security guard working in the MidEast wants to know what degree to pursue when his contract inevitably runs out or he's too old to continue working security. Cappy suggests his passion, nursing, over IT, but to let go of the worry that once you turn 50 nobody will hire you ever again.

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Establishment Republicans are getting their asses handed to them by Donald Trump and don't know why. It's simple - he's honest. And people would rather have an honest person they disagree with than a liar that comprises nearly all the other candidates.

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A 19 year old man is torn between the decision to marry a perfect girl now and pass up on all the playerhood and girls, or play the field and "hope" to find another quality girl like he has now. Cappy tells him to cash in his chips.

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A Chinese immigrant has built up a real estate portfolio and a retirement account that most native Americans should emulate. However, at the young age of 37 she wants to know if she should retire. Cappy explains that it is mathematically impossible to at this point in time, despite her admirable savings.

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A young man wants to start supporting himself and establish an international presence at the same time. Teaching English abroad is a smart first step, but it is NOT a real, long term skill that will result in a career. Cappy endorses the man's plan,but wants him to aim higher.

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A man transitioning into a woman raises an interesting question. When future employers contact past employers they'll find out he was NOT a female, but male. How do transgendered people overcome this hurdle? Cappy has some ideas.

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A young man from Chile is panicking after getting a worthless degree in Kinesiology. His options are welding, accounting, and entreprenuership. Cappy recommends ALL THREE, but in a smart and organized manner.

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A young man is tempted with the intellectual attraction of majoring in economics. Unfortunately, unless you have connections, economics is a worthless degree reserved only for rich kids. Cappy suggests he joins the military for 20 years instead and try anything BUT economics.

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A young man is killing it in his corporate career at the age of 25. He has what Cappy refers to as "It." Since he has "It" he will have to postpone his desire to major in electrical engineering, instead becoming a very successful businessman. Not everybody has "It."

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Our Russian Agent in the Field sent me this gem where people are now PAYING to intern in investment banking programs. Heaven help us.

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You have roughly 14 years to capitalize on half the world's population demanding your beauty. Do not screw this one up. Learn how to optimally "cash in your chips" and make life a heck of a lot easier for yourself.

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My intended target audience does not have to worry about the entire world heeding my advice and following up on it tomorrow or ever. Most people are too stupid or lazy to do what is necessary to achieve excellence. So don't worry, not EVERYBODY is going to get vasectomies and not EVERYBODY is going to major in STEM. The world will always have sheeple.

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Don't be a moron, just pay your taxes

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A college student just found out his girlfriend is into BDSM, handcuffs, rape fantasy, asphyxiation, and scatting. That's all fine and good, but unfortunately she is a feminist. RUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!

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A young man is working two $40,000 per year jobs and wants to know if he should drop one so he can study for his CPA. Cappy wants to know why a single man is working two full time jobs under Obama!

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A US Marine when dumping women has been accused now, multiple times, that he will "die alone and MISERABLE!" He wonders why they say this and Cappy is more curious what's he doing to them to make them say this!

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A young woman wants to know if she should continue working at Starbucks or become a Vegas cocktail waitress to pay for her Electrical Engineering degree. Cappy does some math and it boils down to which job she likes more.

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After 6 years a man is done with the reserves and wonders if he can solely rely on his automotive mechanic degree and certifications. Cappy thinks yes, but why give up the part time military gig?

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A mandatory video for black men to realize how racists bring about lower standards of living for minorities by demoralizing them to the point of inaction and hopelessness.

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An absolute must see "in the theater."

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A 27 year old man has stopped drinking, but lost his social network in the process. How do recovering alcoholics find new friends when their old ones are gone? Cappy, has ideas, but sadly it could be demographics outside of his control that leads to the loss of friends in your 30's.

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A young man's dad wants him to go to college to become an engineer just so he can borrow money and help him run the family business of car washes. Cappy wants to know if the family business is profitable and why you would waste your time getting a degree in engineering to run a car wash.

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A client's cousin won the lottery and is likely to spend gobs of money on the client's estranged father. This angers him because his dad doesn't deserve the money. Tough shit. Life sucks and good things happen to evil people. Get used to it.

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Cappy takes a look at some "charts" and "graphs" in a business management book which harkens him back to the day when he had to take business classes. They're all bullshit, NEVER major in business.

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A college bound student asks Cappy if there's any benefits or drawbacks to joining a fraternity. Cappy is actually pro-fraternity, but it is a luxury good most college students can't afford.

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