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Believe it or not, most of the world is even more fucked up than the US. And that means Gen X might actually collect social security. Millennials?...Ehhh...not so much.
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People are complaining that the likes of Bernard Chapin, Paul Elam, Stefan Molyneux and others dare to (GASP!!!) CHARGE FOR THEIR CONTENT!!!!
Cappy unloads and debunks this stupid argument.
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Girls who flake are as common as mosquitoes, but infinitely more annoying. All men will have to deal with them. The question is how. Cappy knows!
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Perhaps one of my best rants ever. A reader (who is female) sent me an e-mail about a "women's empowerment" seminar she went to where instead of talking about STEM, and encouraging women to work harder, all the sub groups talked about sexism. I flipped a lid and just lit them a new one. Was also a couple shots of Rumpie into this podcast already.
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Cappy explains why he doesn't cover current political "news" because it's futile and pointless. He uses Obama's most recent claim to want to make community college "free" for everyone as an example.
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Hands down the best explanation of the student loan bubble and the economic ramifications it holds in store for the US (and world) economy.
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A young man is battling leftists and they throw the world's most flawed, dishonest, and outright wrong article in his face about how "the government can borrow forever."
Really?
Cappy takes the article to town and explains why it's not worth the status of toilet paper.
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A spoiled rich kid embarks on his own adventure to toughen up and develop a thick skin. He asks Cappy how.
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Millennials are the most over-educated generation for the jobs that are available. Get used to being unchallenged and never using your full potential at work. The jobs just aren't out there.
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Cappy explains the differences in employability and educational requirements for the fields of Econometrics, Economics, Statistics, Accountancy, and Actuarial Science. Regardless, prepare for some boring work.
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MLM or "Multi-Level Marketing" scams are primarily that. Scams. And they target poor college students and other poorer people. A reader wants to know what Cappy thinks about them and the numbers speak for themselves.
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A charitable man asks some questions EVERYBODY likely has and paid for this video. A MUST for every beginning investor.
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Two mistakes and a bit of bad luck can make your life hell on this planet. Like majoring in stupid degrees and having children without a father.
Ensure you avoid being stupid and making stupid mistakes.
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A young Iranian man gives up a family fortune so he can be a free man in America. Naturally, there are some challenges and bumps in the road, but Cappy uses it not only to help the young man out, but teach native Americans a lesson about what it truly means to be "American."
A twofer of a video request when a young man wants Cappy's opinion on various Youtubers and podcasters as well as financial advice on whether it's worth buying tools for a garage.
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Like Cappy says, you pay him, he'll do a video on it. A fan wants to know what the Captain's favorite philosophers, comedians, and movies are.
A young man wants to know what books Cappy would recommend for aspiring entrepreneurs. Cappy has no books, but has other forms of media resources he recommends.
Cappy reviews American Sniper, doesn't understand what all the political hubbub is about, but he damn well sure is sick of "female" subplots being forced into what should primarily be male movies.
If you hate your campus and your professors, then maybe it's time to change colleges or campuses...or heck, states.
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What if people didn't merely "talk" about ideas, but actually put them into execution? Cappy believes the GDP would double overnight. BUt then again he's just a douchebag economist. Ignore him and enjoy your 9-5 job with your utterly too common life that will never be remembered as you follow the herd.
A viewer asks how much one needs in terms of precious metals incase of a collapse of the US dollar/economy. Cappy has a general rule of thumb he recommends following.
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An English major gets a job for $50,000 AND put on the "Executive Development Track" at Macys.
He asks if he should start a business.
Cappy unleashes.
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Two young men have some questions about starting a business. Cappy explains why the vast majority of business fail - because the people who started them were morons. Don't be a moron. Be an entrepreneur.
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If you look at the numbers, economists and the economics "profession" has failed. Their "science" has not grown the economy, only increased debts, and decreased employment. They, frankly, have no freaking clue what they're doing. It's time to call them what they are - numerical propagandists.
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Dear Democrat Party,
$14.4 billion paid to me or I will take away your minority vote.
This is arguably the best offer you ever had to maintain your plantation over minority Americans. Consider it "protection"
Sincerely
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A young man has the option of becoming a truck driver and seeing the continent or staying in Toronto and maybe working as a sales guy for his buddy.
Go west young man, go west.
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A poor guy is losing all of his friends to marriage and children. And many of the wifeys hate (read "are jealous of") him because of his happy, freedom, bachelor ways. Sadly, this is an unavoidable fate for young men (and women) who play their cards in life right. But there is hope in finding new friends.
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There's more important things you need to do as a parent than "pay your kid's way through college." And they'll thank you for it.
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A client asks about life insurance. Cappy answers. But it's important for everybody to know it is INSURANCE. Not an investment. Otherwise insurance companies would not exist.
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Tis easier to major in STEM than major in bullshit and suffer a life of poverty, pain, strife and misery. Choose the harder path because it is the easier one.
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A young man is finding it difficult to make friends with people his own age. Cappy recommends doing his own thing and finding friends through different clubs and groups. Cappy also knows nothing of goth girls.
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A 37 year old man has some questions about retirement planning for people his age. Cappy explains some of the basics and that, no, he's not insane for worrying about the government confiscating your retirement plans.
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A young man is accused by THE COLLEGE of sexual assault. But no criminal charges were ever filed by THE POLICE. Understand feminists and socialists are using college as a defacto second government to wield power. The solution is simple - don't attend those colleges.
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While annoying, the "Fat Acceptance Movement" can largely be dismissed as a marketing ploy to get women to spend money, and the delusional wishes of mentally impaired women that will never trump men's genetics or the free market.
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A young man wants to know about Cappy's opinion of "Network Marketing."
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A young Canadian man is beset by the variety of choices he has post-worthless-degree. Cappy kicks his ass and tells him to get his ass into the Canadian military where...well...he'll get his ass kicked some more.
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A young man is about to get a degree in finance and wants to know his options. Cappy explains how to do the "Harvard Cock-Suck" that might land him a job at Wall Street, but explains some more moral and feasible options.
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A mom threatens her son to attend church or be ostracized by those Christians. Well...that's not very Christian now is it?
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A man hates his major and his GPA is tanking because of it. Cappy recommends he drop out, take some classes online for free, and figure out a new plan
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An 18 year old runs a business where he makes $52,000 a year. His parents want him to ruin his life by attending college. Cappy intervenes.
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A young man is getting his business degree from DeVry and is concerned about its veracity. Cappy explains how all of education is going down the toilet and how small for-profit colleges may actually out compete the Harvards of today.
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Instead of making complex arguments with research that is fabricated and corrupted by academia, Cappy puts forth two simple arguments of logic and reason for the layman about capitalism and free markets.
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An ambitious 18 year old is about to go into the Air Force...
and major in mechanical engineering...
and flip a house every 90 days.
Cappy explains there just isn't enough time in the day to do this.
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A 33 year old man comes to the realization that he's been lied to his entire life about what to expect in terms of life, career, and success in the US. He then asks if he should move to Germany for a change in pace. Cappy advises.
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A young man inquires about what type of MBA he should get.
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A young woman asks about discrimination against the elderly (40+) in the IT industry. Cappy explains it comes with the territory and that people should look to entrepreneurialism.
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A mother has a spend-happy daughter who is living off of her parents and that taxpayers, but still claims to be independent.
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A client ask Cappy to address a video from the Amazing Atheist. Cappy is at a loss for words because the "AA" is misinformed and operating from wrong premises and principles.
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A man just isn't interested in women...and there's nothing wrong with that.
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A young lady asks if she should go to college to major in Art of a foreign language. Cappy recommends practice and Rosetta Stone instead.
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A young man is trying to save his buddy from attending film school. Cappy suggests a different route that will (hopefully) pay and increase his chances of becoming a director.
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A young man, frustrated with the rampant leftism in Canada's academia wants out and is considering moving to Australia. Cappy concurs...that's if he can get in.
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This anecdote shows just how far (and psychotic) the left has brainwashed people with political correctness.
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A young man is kicking ass in college, his career, and his finances. But he is obsessed over hating his step-mom. Cappy suggests he not let that ruin his otherwise great life and maybe seek therapy.
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A budding electrician in Washington wants to know if it would be wise to buy a condo as he works at building up his career.
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A man can dedicate his time towards advancing a career he is bored with, or take that extra time and pursuing his dream of making films. Cappy provides his two cents.
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A young minimalist man in Vermont is enjoying a simple life of easy work, hiking, and biking. But he wonders if there's more. Cappy recommends taking advantage of being a minimalist by exploring the country.
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A 19 year old with $1,000 in his pocket and a GED wants to know where he should go to community college, or perhaps join the military. Cappy recommends a warm climate.
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A simple question from a reader - should you take out student loans?
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A reader asks about Cappy's opinion of Dave Ramsey and how he scores of the famous "Clarey Test"
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A young man wants to know how to increase his GPA and whether he should give up Hip Hop for a degree in Computer Science. He has a bigger problem that if not resolved, will result in failure on all fronts.
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A 22 year old who grosses $75K a year lives with his grandma...and his aunt and uncles who mooch off of them both. He wonders if he should move. Cappy is already packing his bags for him.
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A veteran of the New York finance industry decides to drop out forever and wants to know what his next step should be. Cappy has advice, but no answers as he is not the one who can answer that question.
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A guy from Philly is thinking about three different majors - all of which are good. Cappy recommends dentisty, but for god's sake kid. Get out of Philly.
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Does Cappy believe in "Transhumanism" and what happens after you die? Cappy doesn't know, but if there is a heaven, he's joining the cool people in hell and invading the goodie two shoes of heaven.
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A client asks about political science as a degree, field, and prospect for employment. He also asks about tenured professors. Cappy tells the truth - the whole field is a scam and the professors are worthless people to society.
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A freelance writer wants to know if he should move out...for the first time. Cappy unloads.
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Are personality tests worth taking and do they hold any insights into what kind of career or degree you should pursue? Cappy answers.
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Should an artist give up his career and starve so he can pursue his dream, or give up on his dream and work a regular job? Well, I'll tell you one thing, he sure as hell shouldn't be going to college to study art more.
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A question about whether Millennials will wake up and become more stoic or pessimistic, or continue to believe in "Everything is Awesome" poppycock. Cappy is delves into intelligence, intellectual honesty, delusion, and reality.
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An artist asks why so many of his ilk seem to think they deserve adulation and praise for their art. Cappy delivers real world, cold hearted, economic reality to them.
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A son's immigrant parents are forcing him to go to college, with the tentative threat of cutting support for him if he doesn't attend. Unfortunately, he hates schools and just wants to get into programming. Cappy delivers the asshole advice we've all come to know and love.
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A young man is dropping out of Econ so he can major in either Accounting or SCM. Cappy recommends SCM and asks "what's with all the east coast kids attending overpriced east coast schools?"
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A young man from Jersey wants to know about what he should do after getting his welding certificate. Cappy recommends just making money before embarking on getting an engineering degree.
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An about-to-be Navy female officer fears her military commitments may preclude her from having a family...at the age of 24. Cappy explains being in the military makes her a much better candidate for marriage than her 34 year old Masters in Sociology, baby rabies counterparts.
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An aspiring appraiser wants Cappy's opinion about Efficient Market Theory, as well as the difference between technical analysis and fundamental analysis. Seemingly boring, but a very important economic lesson for everybody to know.
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An inquiring mind wants to know how a transition would look from the US Dollar (or any other fiat currency) to Bitcoin. There are some hurdles, most of which is adaptation by a population that is more concerned with Kim Kardashian's ass than cryptocurrencies.
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A man from New Zealand fears his country is going to pot. Cappy investigates and finds out quite the contrary. Cappy is now contemplating moving down there.
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The oldest brother of three is concerned about making the right choices in life, not just for his career, but for the sake of his younger brothers. Cappy explains some things about MIS vs. Engineering and why fucking off in Hawaii for a year isn't a bad thing.
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A video request that has relevance for millions - what should the Millennials invest in? Well...your options aren't great. And here's why.
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A young man wants to start a business, but doesn't know what precisely he would do. Still, he wants to quit his job once he builds up the capital to start one. Cappy saves his life with true patented assholery wisdom.
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A young man is torn between electrical engineering and computer science as a degree. He also wants to know where to find quality, marriageble women. Cappy can answer the first question and laughs at the second.
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A young man is torn between starting a business and getting into agriculture. He also hates the communists in his native Uruguay. Cappy points out agriculture is a more successful route, PLUS, communists need farmers more than farmers need communists.
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Some people shoot themselves in the foot. Others take shotguns to both feet. And even an asshole can't save you. But you can still make life "less sucky" if you put together a plan.
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A 30 year old who avoided college, has no debt, and has merely worked as a janitor feels down and that he missed out. Cappy explains he just doesn't have agency yet, but is STILL FAR FAR ahead of his college going peers.
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A video request that deserves it's own original status, a young college student is frustrated with his liberal professor. Cappy explains how to handle these adult children.
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Laziness and a lack of intelligence.
That's really what it boils down to.
Laziness and the lack of intelligence.
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A man inquires about Cappy's experience and opinions of "single events" suck as speed dating and "lock and key." Cappy explains the root economic cause as to why they are primarily all bullshit.
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A desperate plea of Yahoo's inept leadership to please get rid of something that should have been "E-mail Spam Screening 101" a long ass time ago.
An inner city school teacher yearns to either become an HVAC specialist or join the Navy's Nuclear program. Cappy points out the obvious answer.
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Diversity has no value. It is your accomplishments and the excellence by which you achieve those accomplishments in life that matter. Not the color of your skin, your gender or your religion.
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Watching CNBC is like watching Sports Center or ESPN. You don't control it and you aren't really an active participant. Index investing has mooted the need for financial advisors, so don't waste your time trying to research when the index is available for free.
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A young professional man in Fargo is having trouble finding a woman. Could be that there's 148 men for every 100 women in North Dakota. Cappy can't fight those odds, but tries.
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A gainfully employed Army recruiter wants to become a lawyer when his contract is up with the military. Cappy points out some flaws in his plan and explains the pitfalls of going into law school.
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Take it from somebody who knows. Business school is bullshit, because "business" is just common sense.
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A Canadian IT genius is debating just going the easy route and making a couple bucks, or pushing his skills to the limit. Cappy recommends video games, booze, and blow jobs, but there are merits to an intellectually rewarding career.
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A young man is being forced to declare a "mathematics" major as a hurdle to prove him self worthy of an Electrical engineering major. Cappy just suggests he try other schools that don't have baby boomer fucks throwing up more hurdles
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