A young man is conflicted over what he should "double major" in. Cappy tells him double majoring is bullshit and to choose the best of his options as a major and minor in the rest of the shit.

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Cappy unleashes on an "artist" who has obviously been lied to about the financial realities of being an artist.

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"Geography" is not a real major or a real field. Petroleum engineering and GEOLOGY is. At least have the self-respect to your future self to major in a REAL subject and not a bullshit one.

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A young man wants to major in electrical engineering but doesn't know if he should attend UW Madison or Ohio State. Both schools are comparable, but it's warmer in Ohio and Cappy hates the leftist parasites that fester in Madison. Just don't stay in Ohio!

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A young man is evicting his current pothead roommate and doesn't want to make the same mistake. Cappy explains what his options are in terms of running background checks, criminal checks, and other ways to make sure you don't end up with a shitty roommate.

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A viewer wants Cappy's opinion about police brutality, shootings, Ferguson, and the like. Cappy explains the four rules he follows that has helped him avoid getting shot by police.

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There is no universal theory on how to make money in real estate, but one thing is recommended - avoid the donut hole.

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A 19 year old man is being hit up for money from his parents who kicked them out of their house when he was 16. He wants to know if he should lend them the money or go to school for Accounting. Cappy points out blood is not thicker than water and you should never lend your parents money.

The Ole Captain does what most economists and finance professors can't do, and explains the inverse relationship between bond prices and interest rates to NORMAL PEOPLE.

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With Bruce Jenner in the news nearly 48 hours straight, Cappy explains why this technically irrelevant man is VERY MUCH needed in America and what it tells us about your future.

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The world's most successful 28 year old wants to know if he should stay in construction or go into computer science. Cappy suggests both, and then feels shame and guilt for not being as successful as this client.

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For your thinking to be effective, you need to purge it of idealism and flowery puppies and unicorns, and replace it with Vulcan like logic and reality.

Clueless? Lost? Have no idea what's going on? Visit!
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Go back to Mercer Island and have daddy buy you a degree in accounting.

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A reader asks what Cappy thinks of the Federal Reseve and central banking in general. Can it be used for good? Does it always end up corrupted? And can it all be replaced with a gold standard? Cappy delivers a history lesson filled with economic goodness.

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A viewer wants Cappy's take on Amy Schumer's "Last Fuckable Day" video. It's a great and accurate video, but only because the women participating think they're being sarcastic

A previous client wants to get rid of his desire to find a woman, fall in love, and get married. Cappy says it's possible, but that desire is genetically programmed into you. Besides, women aren't all that bad!

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An excerpt from "The Black Man's Guide Out of Poverty" that addresses the issue of tribalism and how acts as a chain to the success of black (and all other) men.

You can find the book here:
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A fake job description leads a young engineer to depression, suicide attempts and a generally miserable life. Cappy can't advise on the mental issues, but can certainly provide career advice.

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A freshman-to-be-sophomore is looking for a summer job and wants to know what type of jobs are best for his career. Cappy insists all jobs MUST allow you to double dip in some manner.

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Cappy explains, to normal everyday people, what "quantitative easing" is and how it affects them personally.

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After being lied to about a job description, getting passed over because he's male, and 268 resumes rejected a young man asks if it isn't better he look outside the US for jobs. Cappy agrees.

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You will not escape the tribe without them getting their pound of flesh. But it is worth it.

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A mom charges her son rent, but never her multiple boyfriends she has living with her. She then steals his tuition money, and one of her boyfriends threatens the kid. The young man wants to know if he should leave his mother. Cappy explains.

Been lied to? Never told the truth? Clueless? visit!
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A young man who is about to join the Navy has some questions about his career options when he ships off. Cappy has some recommendations, but mocks and ridicules all the abbreviation and acronyms the military loves use.

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Do not let yourself or a loved one go to college and waste their money on a worthless degree. Buy "Worthless" instead!

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Aaron's latest business venture teaches him an unexpected lesson about women's bodies and that they are indeed different!

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A young man fucked up by majoring in communications, but has salvation in attending programmer bootcamp. Cappy approves.

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"Dadbod" is the male version of the "40 is the new 30" lie.
Please do no fall for such bullshit and stay in shape for the women in your life.

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Cappy honors his word and fulfills a client's request by filming his response to watching this video (fair warning, it's just me wincing in pain a lot):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hfduh7xYc0

I wanted to thank my good friend Bernard for a gift he sent me and recommend him to my viewers:

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A client asks if the liberal arts do not have any value to society. Cappy agrees, but explains the failure of most liberal arts people is in economics and skill.

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Why all the gay bashing in the manosphere? Cappy agrees, tries to explain, but admits we can't "force" people to think differently.

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After being defrauded and abandoned by his father in a housing scam, a young man looks for a roadmap to put his life back together. Cappy delivers.

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A client wants to know what is a "world reserve currency" and what does that mean for the US?

Got questions? We got answers! Some may even be right! visit!
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Also visit Kerry Lutz's site:
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A simple question from a client - which is better a bank or a credit union.

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A young 17 year old man inquires about go to become an "interesting man." Cappy is not authority on the matter, but comes up with what he thinks is the formula for being "interesting."

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Given the advancement of American technology from 1890 to putting a man on the moon in 1969, why, precisely don't we have flying cars? cappy answers.

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A client asks if texting hurts or harms dating, specifically how it obsoletes talking on the phone. Cappy explains how you inevitably still have to talk the talk in order to get with the ladies.

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UCLA requires its applicants start off in "Applied Math" before moving on to declaring an Electrical Engineering major. Cal State does not. Neither come in the highest ranked schools, so Cappy recommends his client just attend Cal State.

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A vet from the MidEast actually likes St. Paul and wants to know if he should stay there. Cappy can't understand why, but if you're happy in a town, you're happy in a town. He also dispenses some career advice.

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A young man has a pretty good job, but is promised "on the job training" in HVAC from another employer who only pays $10. Cappy suggests he keeps his day job and self-teach himself HVAC.

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A lot of elitists think "there should be more money in..." you fill in the blank.
Arts, symphony, theater, teachers, education. etc.
In short, however, these are just tyrannical snobs wanting other people to pay for their hobbies. So the next time you hear that suggest they join the Nazi party.

Got questions? Cappy has answers, long as you got money.

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A Canadian Agent in the Field is trying to debate with his fellow Canadians about the benefits of private schools, and is making little head way. Cappy suggests he focus the debate about what is best for the children and watch his adversaries choke on their own cognitive dissonance.

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A 27 year old who still lives at home wants to know if she's a loser. In general, yeah, sort of. But for her generation, not really. Regardless, she better get out because he parents want to start having sex in the kitchen again.

Need some pointers in life? Pointers your teachers and guidance counselors failed to give? Then visit!
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A young man wants out of Miami, but he has a good job and employers he likes. Cappy suggests he work for the same firm in Tennessee where he can hike, still work, and hopefully replicate similar success up north.

Need guidance? Need direction? Need advice? And would you prefer it not be lies? Then visit!
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A friendly warning to our Asian STEM-majoring brothers. Your culture to be a good, providing, hard working man has not gone unnoticed by the gold digging whore contingent of our society.

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Cappy has some simple logical and mathematical questions for all the women who have children, outsource them, but then pursue careers essentially raising other women's children.

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A fan wants to know what Cappy thinks about vaccination and whether the government has the right to force it on parents. Cappy, for once, sides with the government.

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A young man wants to become an insurance salesman. He doesn't need to go to college to become one, but his parents and the rest of the world, even he, thinks so. Cappy disagrees.

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Women can seriously lessen domestic violence by doing one simple thing - refuse to date and breed with abusers.

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A young man has questions about retirement and financial planning. Cappy not only has answers, but a class everybody should be taking:

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Is facebook necessary for dating? Or can you just get rid of it and not torpedo your dating chances?

Aaron explains the dangers "price distortion" presents to an economy, how it plays a huge role in holding Africa down, as well as how "do gooder leftists" create a "human bubble" in the continent, and how Africa can become an Asian Tiger

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The ole Captain explains how he chooses candidates in local elections who do NOT list party affiliation.

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Get your shopping done now economists!

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And this "simple URL" is the link to the Amazon Affiliate program
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A video request about Aaron's opinion about Tom Leykis, Leykis 101, the lifestyle he advocates and other recommendations on the Tom Leykis show.

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A young viewer wants to get into jazz and asks the Captain what he recommends to start listening

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A report from one of our Agents in the Field who shares his success story about landing a great job using Asshole Consulting's advice.

Yes, he PAID CAPPY TO BRAG ABOUT ASSHOLE CONSULTING!

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A young man finds out he just can't tolerate authority and idiots. Guess what young man! You HAVE TO become an entrepreneur. There's no other choice.

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The life long question - with my worthless undergrad, do I go and get an MBA or get a real degree?

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Also here is the link to the book I mentioned:
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I'm majoring in "sports."
No you're not.

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Arguably the best video request from a young man whose uber Christian and totalitarian parents shamed him for enjoying women. Kid still comes from behind and under his own volition tries to self imrpove.

A heart warming story about an underdog kid we can all get behind and cheer.

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What benefits would come from a US-Russian alliance? Well a bridge across the Bering Straits would be awesome for starters!

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It's one thing to go into STEM. But what degree do you pursue when you get there? Completely up to you and depends if you can tolerate blood.

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Are you evil if you eat meat? How can you argue against liberal vegans? Simple - you can't. They're not interested in animal rights as much as they are crusaderism

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A question about the various types of schools, their accreditation and how many of them are just outright scams.

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Nobody sits down to figure out their lives. Why not?

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A minimalist who's bringing down 6 figures asks where to put his money for early retirement to live off the interest. Cappy recommends traveling instead.

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A young man asks about computer networking as a viable career and Cappy explains how the field is divided between generalists and specialists. Become a specialist

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VISIT!
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Benefit from the laziness of the typical American schlub - CALL PEOPLE THE FUCK BACK ASAP!!!!

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Many people have complained about all the video requests and not enough videos. Never fear, all video requests are denoted with a "Video Request" in the title allowing you to surf ole Cappy's Youtube channel for just original videos.

Thanks for your support!

Cappy

A review of an insanely intellectually engaging book, "Welcome to the Divide."

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A young man is all over the place with over 3 degrees and one masters program, plus wants to start his own company and get work experience. Not to mention, a question about what made the 1% of women Cappy dated marriage material.

FOCUS boys! FOCUS!

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A listener asks how much money you need to make before you no longer an economic parasite on society. The more important question to ask is whether there's anything immoral anymore about collecting a government check given these are the rules society forces upon you.

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Torn between starting an apprenticeship, college, and a low-paying job a listener asks how to balance all three, plus an important lesson about "loyalty" to your employer.

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An argument why Stefan's dependence upon donations is completely unnecessary as the free market has provided him some advertising options that would not violate his principles.

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Do good or stop evil? It's a choice everybody has to make, especially if you're leaving the military.

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Two requests rolled into one. What does Cappy think about immigration? It isn't about immigration. It's about Barack Obama who hates the United States. But, eh, you guys voted to destroy the country.

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A 24 year old wants to know if he should take a
GOVERNMENT JOB,
THAT PAYS $58,000
or
Go to school and get his masters.

Do both!

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A doctor wonders if he should diversify into an MBA to hedge against lower pay doctors would sustain under Obamacare. He also asks about asset protection trusts and offshore asset protection tools

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Choosing a degree or a major is not easy. That's why you have to fucking do it. Not ask other people to do it for you.

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A young man is in a rut when it comes to women, his career, and life in general. And was unfortunately the victim of a "Knockout" game. Cappy recommends learning to ballroom dance and getting his ass out into a warming, tax-free state. Oh, and carrying a gun at all times.

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A young man is living the life getting paid more than the average salary for a guy his age AND CAN RETIRE AT 50.

He wants to know if he should gamble for more!

Cappy goes off the handle.

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Understand this and understand this well. Employers LIE ALL THE TIME in the job description. The least you can do is lie your ass off on your resume...within reason.

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When old farts offer to "pay you in equity" you young farts tell them to fuck off and die.

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VISIT!
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In this episode Cappy explains his philosophy and theory about what kids want for Christmas and how some shitty parents duck their responsibility during these times.

Visit Aaron at his various media outlets!
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aaron-clarey.podomatic.com

Help the ole Captain keep the lights on this year and the next by either purchasing his books, buying your purchases through his amazon affiliate account, or JUST SPREAD THE WORD.

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A young man wants to know how to talk to girls, thinking there's somehow a formula or an algorithm that will help him achieve it.
Sorry, there isn't. Now get out there and get your ass kicked.

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The Doc has a question about how doctors can avoid being taken by golddiggers. Prenups, offshore trusts, and even lying about being a doctor are what "Dr. Cappy" prescribes.

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A young student wants to know if a school's name matters. Cappy comes up with a clever solution.

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A young man is living the life in Vietnam and wants to know if he should risk it for more.

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Aurini and Clarey poking some fun at some fellow You Tube brothers on teh interwebz.

The economic and philosophical benefits of living in a van...down by the river

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A young man wants to know where in the world he can find a low tax, traditional country full of freedom loving people and traditional wife material.

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Liberals and leftists do indeed want the US to fail. Consciously or not, they do want it to fail.

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A young man wants to know about whether he should quit his job to pursue a degree in mechanical engineering. Cappy says "do both."

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A young man got his diploma for $100 online in accounting...and got hired. Does this spell the end of the educational system? hopefully!

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