Aaron debunks and analyzes what is arguably the dumbest argument he's heard in regards to not having children.

Parents, shocking news! Your kids may have actually regretted you having them!!!!

Aaron answers our Mexican Agent in the Field's question about becoming a doctor or a Tony Stark electrical entrepreneur.

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A 19 year old reader has social problems when her colleagues find out she's (GASP!) a FREE MARKETER!!!!! Aaron tries to paint a bright side to this otherwise dark and sad picture.

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A video request where Aaron reviews public schools, private schools, and home schooling. Which is better than the others and why a combination may be best for your child.

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A detailed and logical breakdown why corporate taxes are about the stupidest economic move a country can make.

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Hey look! White people doing gimmicky things to make themselves feel better while never solving the problem!

Yeah!!! We had a candle lit vigil and did a run and did a march and did a protest!!!!

Yea!!!!! Warm fuzzies but no production for everyone!!!

Tee hee!!! I'm a suburbanite SWPL person who done good!!!!

Addressing the issue where your parents/family DEMAND you go to college because if you don't they'll be shamed and not proud of you.

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In this video request, Aaron explains why the constantly flow of newly created "business degrees" are mostly bullshit and just there to capitalize on product specialization much like companies do.

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Aaron answers a young man's question about how to calculate how much you need to make when living overseas in different countries:

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Aaron answers a viewer's wide array of questions about the baby boomer generation.

Aaron answers a young man's question about what to do careerwise and where to move. It ultimately boils down to emulating Mike Rowe and making the right choices.

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Somebody paid me good money to do a video on my motorcycle. So I did. Added some basics about starter bikes, engine sizes and maintenance, but this is pretty much just a video on Cappy's motorcycle.

Ladies, nobody cares about your degree or career. Men only care about you being nice, sane, hot and self-supporting. That's it.

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A video request where a client asks about whether it pays to be immoral to get ahead. Aaron then addresses the difference between IMMORAL and ILLEGAL and explains how if he were to do it all over, he'd become a leftist politician

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An explanation why high school is ultimately bullshit, why your teachers don't care about you, why the "winners" are losers and the "losers" are winners.
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Everybody's job sucks. The trick is to ignore the bullshit and just collect a check. Oh, and get the fuck out of California.

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A young man writes in wanting to know how to ask a girl out, bridging the gap from acquaintance to date

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The secret to success in life is not success, as much as it is just not fucking up.

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Aaron explains to a client how you can (if you want to) convert a feminist. It's hard, but there's a couple ways you can do it.

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You made a life crippling mistake. Mope and feel sorry for yourself? Panic and freak out? Or accept what happened, and capitalize on the rest of your life.

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A young man asks for Cappy's favorite spots in America before he embarks on his cross country trip

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You pay for 'em, I'll read 'em. A thank you letter of sorts from a listener who wants to send a special message to his ex wife

Aaron explains why an economy can never be fully replaced with robots and why there will always be demand for human labor.

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A screed against the "faux intellectual" high school kids who claim to be "marxists" or "anarchists."

Clue guys - neither impresses chicks.

A video request where an indecisive man is torn between a Masters in Taxation or Computer Science.

Truth is, all high-paying work sucks and is difficult. Get used to it

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An economic question about why would ANYBODY want to lend money to the bankrupt US government? Well, because we're the "least shitty" country in the world

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One of the rare times a pretty lady writes in! And she has a question about whether her boyfriend...who is building her a house...is a mooch.

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A young man asks how to live with his dysfunctional family.

Simple - you don't and move on to form your own.

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Boys, the threat IS real. Some women WILL steal your sperm, impregnate themselves, and demand (AND GET) child support from you.

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A young man writes in asking about his employment options. HR, Diesel engine mechanic? Well, first you need to move the fuck out of New Jersey.

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A viewer asks why the US does not fully capitalize on its oil/gas production potential? And the answer is angering, infuriating and one for younger generations to ponder seriously

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A bevy of questions on joining the military, becoming an entrepreneur, do I envy friends who have more money due to my minimalism, freedom, and much more.

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Your life, time, money, and resources are too limited and too short to be chasing after a girl who won't have sex. Be smart and self-respecting; follow the three strikes and your out rule and move onto greener pastures.

Aaron explains the risk and dangers of a baby rabies. Ensure you have children when you're ready. Not because it's too late.

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Get off your ass and do something before you die.

After watching "The Dark Knight Returns 1&2" Aaron pulls some important lessons and observations for all people.

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Young people should be cheering for a stock market crash.

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Sorry folks, you got to stop listening to his words and look at his actions to figure out this guy. And he doesn't hide his hatred for the US too well.

The title says it all!!!

The ole Captain destroys the common idiotic leftist argument that Peace Corp people love to use, "Well, have you ever been there" suggesting unless you've visited a country you can't speak competently about it.

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A plea to all the daddies of "Daddy's Little Princess" - please STOP raising your daughters to be arrogant, selfish, spoiled brats. We have to date these girls when you dump them in the dating market. And we DEMAND higher quality.

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Cappy hits on something key. How low or "no" capital investments are the path out of poverty. It's boring economics lesson up front, but a VITALLY IMPORTANT ONE in the future.

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An astute viewer makes the observation that progressive taxes are effectively regressive taxes. The Captain confirms his observation is indeed correct.

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Big Oil (and other large companies) might as well get rid of their CSR departments because they are built on the false premise that protestors and leftists care about global warming and corporate citizenship.

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Aaron explains to a young man how to financially emancipate himself - by "embracing the suck." He also does his world famous "Beanie Babies" rant.

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Explaining Gamegate to normal people who just don't get what it's all about.

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Arguably the most vital piece of wisdom that can be passed onto people to make their lives better.

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Ali writes in asking about the importance of men staying in physical shape post 30. You have three jobs:
1. Your day job
2. Your entrepreneurship job and
3. The gym

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A young man asks what's better to major in? 2 year electrician certification or a 4 year degree in computer science. Well...it depends.

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Explaining the techniques and methods used to get a 4.0 GPA...or close enough.

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There's the right way and wrong way, the easy way and the hard way to becoming "heroic."

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For all you conservative and libertarians out there who are going to "protest the vote" have a cup of WTF up.

A young man, 2.5 years into a Poli Sci degree wants to know what he should change his major to, or just go into a trade school?

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A viewer asks what the Captain would do if Asshole Consulting could consult the government. Well, just make him President Cappy and here's what he'd recommend.

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Most internships are bullshit AND during a time when you can least afford to be wasting time! Take some advice from ole Cappy and make sure your internship counts!

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AND YES, WE FUCKING CHARGE DUMBASS!

A young man asks how does inflating the currency eliminate the national debt.

Excellent economics question young lieutenant!

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A video request on how to stop being people's emotional tampon and whether you are obligated to save children that aren't yours from inadequate single mothers.

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An important lesson for EVERYBODY to know and that is the difference between REAL investments and speculation.

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Arguably the world's greatest rant and criticism against the public schools and teachers. If teachers are doing such a great job, then why do kids SCREAM for snow days?

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A reader asks for the Captain's opinion on the "Young Turks." And after reviewing their background and watching some videos, they're just MSM v. 2.0 delivered via the internet instead of airwaves.

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A video request, but one that I wanted to share, that explains how retirement planning will be different for Millennials. Whatever "time tested" advice is given to the Boomers may not longer apply to future generations

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A 21 year old who makes $100,000 annual is having trouble finding a steady girl in the Bakken oilfields. Cappy comes to the rescue.

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Apparently the word is NOT getting out. Look, kids, do NOT major in economics. It just isn't worth it.

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Mark Dayton's insistence of meeting Target Corporation's CEO about layoffs belies his true thoughts about private companies and private property - i.e. - he doesn't believe in it...unless, you know, it's his trust fund.

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Are feminists capable of waking up, realizing they're wasting their lives, and that the state is NOT the true source of happiness? Cappy answers.

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The trick to becoming wealthy is to not need wealth in the first place.

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Girls in cosmetology school are as reliable and sane as girls with horses. Never date them and CERTAINLY never marry them.

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A man has graduated with an enviable and quite employable degree, but can't find a job. Cappy suggests a couple strategies including fishing in different waters, trying various job search sites, etc., but also recommends he just get his CPA and then focus on becoming an entrepreneur.

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Cappy reviews Bill Burr's "F is for Family" and is shocked by how dark, depressing, abusive, and even pornographic it is.

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Cappy loses it as another standard "26 year old virgin" thinks there's some magic bullet to getting girls that doesn't involve getting off his ass, hitting the gym, and becoming a real man.

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A young man from Romania is afraid of whether he can make it in a sales job in Ireland. Cappy explains fear, why it's stupid, why there's nothing to be afraid of, and how to overcome it. He also advises the wise words of Captain Ronald Spiers,

"You're already dead Blythe."
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Libertarians who want to vote for Bernie Sanders or advocate socialist taxation are socialists, not libertarians. Get your head straight you hipster wanna be's.

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A young man wants to major in STEM, but wonders if they are worth getting online. He asks for Cappy's opinion about online degrees and Cappy comes up with some interesting research.

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In an attempt to tell Hollywood to take their political agendas and stop ruining movies with them, we are raising $1 million to pay me to endure the pain and suffering to see the new Ghostbusters movie. All proceeds will go to me to finance my selfish and hedonistic lifestyle. You can click on the link below to contribute to this noble cause:

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A simple explanation of negative interest rates, what are they, how they came about, and what the ramifications of them will be.

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A client wants to know about the feasibility of the "Northwest Front" and what will happy in a post-multicultural world. Cappy predicts America will become like Brazil and collapse, resulting in everybody going back to nature.

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A 36 year old has his house paid off and is wondering what to do with all the extra money that is now coming in. Cappy has a prioritized list of investments he should consider BEFORE investing in a confiscatable IRA or 401k.

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Why is it so hard for vets to find jobs? Because businesses are stupid, bureaucratic, and headed up by fools.

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If you're over 50, yes, yes you are.

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For the second segment of this episode of The Clarey Podcast I interview Francis, one of the Red Pill community's "elders" about what to expect from women and dating when you break half a century in age.

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Starting and median salaries for finance degrees are lies, more lies, and outright bullshit. Do not be duped by them, and for the love of god, never major in finance.

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"Management" is not a real field, discipline or study. STOP MAJORING IN IT!!!

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An importance advancement in financial planning for young men and women looking to escape poverty.

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A man with an IQ of 140 asks how to find life long friends, intellectual stimulation, and a highly intelligent woman given 98% of the population is nowhere near as smart as him. Cappy gives no solutions, but provides sanity and an explanation as to why intelligent people suffer socially and romantically.

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As the millennials say, "I can't even." And Cappy sure as hell can't as he tries to address the numerous, and self-inflicted problems of a millennial.

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There's an inconsistency amongst communist's understanding of owning the means of production, but banning private property. Don't bother writing explanations down below, I've already written you all off as the parasites you are.

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There is no need to worry as the solution to YouTube's demonetization problem is very simple.

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One word - cowardice.

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What are the 3 WORST things about Corporate America? Cappy lists them and explains what to do about them.
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Cappy enumerates 6 main reasons he's against bringing children into this world.
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Women started it. Men will leave it. And there will be no winners.
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