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Republicans Can Go Back to Being Apple's Bitch
Republicans Can Go Back to Being Apple's Bitch AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

American conservatives and republicans will (as always) pass up on the opportunity to "do something about it" by still being Apple's and Starbuck's bitches and buy their products as they always have.

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Varmint Gets the Money
Varmint Gets the Money AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

I filmed me (reluctantly) giving Varmint the check. We raised $1,520 and I personally wanted to thank all of you for donating to help the kid out. Of course, I deserve the money more than the Varmint! But, I will be charitable JUST THIS ONCE to help out the kid.

Seriously though, many thanks to all of you who donated. You made the kid very happy....now all I have to do is burn down my own house.

Liberal Art Majoring Whores Living Off of STEM Men
Liberal Art Majoring Whores Living Off of STEM Men AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

There's an epidemic of liberal art majoring women who then live off of their STEM majoring husbands, all while claiming they're "equal,"but essentially living parasitic lives. Originally a video request, this video needs to get out there to all the young boys about to major in STEM

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How the Government Ruined Black Women for Black Men
How the Government Ruined Black Women for Black Men AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A politically incorrect (read-"truthful") excerpt from "The Black Man's Guide Out of Poverty" where the ole Captain explains how government's good intentions completely ruined nearly four generations of black women, and consequently ruined the lives of four generations of black men.

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CEO Dan Price & the $70,000 Minimum Wage
CEO Dan Price & the $70,000 Minimum Wage AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

Dan Price, CEO of Gravity Payments, took the incredibly kind and charitable action of raising the minimum wage of his employees to $70,000. But before everybody gets too excited, math and reality get in the way.

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Video Request-The Minimum Wage Debate
Video Request-The Minimum Wage Debate AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A young man gets into a "debate" on Facebook about the $15 minimum wage and wonders if he won. Cappy explains some things about "minimum wage" and why you can never win debates against leftists.

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Video Request-Psychology is a Stupid Major
Video Request-Psychology is a Stupid Major AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A college bound young man asks whether he should major in Physics or Psychology and whether he should attend community college or go to the "main" and more expensive campus. Cappy delivers the truth as always.

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Older Women Jealous of My 23 Year Old Girlfriend
Older Women Jealous of My 23 Year Old Girlfriend AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A 39 year old man is catching flak from his family, friends, and "loved ones" over his 23 year old girlfriend. Cappy explains they're purely jel and he should enjoy the fruits of his labor.

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Video Request Cappy on Homeownership
Video Request Cappy on Homeownership AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A young lady asks for Cappy's opinion on homeownership and if he'd do it again? Cappy says hell no.

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Inferior vs  Superior Humans
Inferior vs Superior Humans AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

Cappy explains to leftists that there ARE such things as inferior and superior humans. People are not equal, and it's a sad and harsh reality of life.

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Video Request-Dating In Your 20's vs  30's
Video Request-Dating In Your 20's vs 30's AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A 26 year old is wondering if there are any differences in dating between your 20's and 30's and if he should settle down with a girl should he find one, or continue his bachelor ways until he's older. Cappy goes against traditional manosphere wisdom and suggests he settle down...but with some strict prerequisites.

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Mid East and Asian Parents Using Their Children as Bragging Trophies
Mid East and Asian Parents Using Their Children as Bragging Trophies AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

A young Middle Eastern man wants to become an electrician. But his family is actually ashamed that he is not going to college. He requests a video to help other children of MidEast and Asian parents who view them more as trophies to brag about than actual children.

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How Greece Shows Paul Krugman is No Economist
How Greece Shows Paul Krugman is No Economist AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A client couldn't believe Paul Krugman wrote an article blaming Greece's economic problems NOT on socialism and government spending, but "evil republican policy." Cappy not only explains why Paul Krugman is wrong economically, but accuses him of being an economic whore who couldn't possibly believe his own BS.

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Do Baby Boomers Deserve Nursing Home Visits?
Do Baby Boomers Deserve Nursing Home Visits? AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

Without a doubt the Baby Boomer generation is to blame for the country's poor financial and economic condition today. But before you punish an entire generation by ostracizing them, realize it is a BEHAVIOR that can be found in ALL generations that needs to be punished, not just the boomers - leftism and socialism. Ergo, let history punish the boomers, all you need to do is ostracize leftists.

Request-Asian Women as Marriage Material
Request-Asian Women as Marriage Material AaronClarey 9 Views • 9 years ago

A client wants Cappy's opinion on Asian women as marriage material. Pros, cons, risks, benefits. Cappy is generally "pro" foreign women, but ensure you live there FIRST, NEVER get a mail order bride, and be VERY AWARE of the risk they become "Americanized" when living in the US.

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Your "Internet Boyfriend" is NOT a Real Boyfriend
Your "Internet Boyfriend" is NOT a Real Boyfriend AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

No you don't have "a boyfriend in Brazil."
You just have interactive Harlequin digital porn.

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Request-Escape Velocity of Poverty and the Ghetto
Request-Escape Velocity of Poverty and the Ghetto AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

A young black man is stuck in the ghetto with $45,000 in student loans, a worthless degree, and no hope. He's contemplating suicide, but Cappy explains what he needs to do to escape poverty AND have point and purpose in life.

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Request-What Is the Meaning of Life
Request-What Is the Meaning of Life AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A young woman asks what the meaning of life is, and if there's a way to avoid work during it. Cappy, actually has the answer.

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Request-Why Women Hate Being Rejected
Request-Why Women Hate Being Rejected AaronClarey 11 Views • 9 years ago

A young man has no interest in dating and it is infuriating the womenz!!! Why do women HATE IT when you reject them? Uncle Cappy explains.

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Why All Liberal Arts Colleges Should Be Closed
Why All Liberal Arts Colleges Should Be Closed AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

Japan takes a bold, but vital measure in maintaining its future by eliminating government funding of liberal arts colleges. Cappy explains why liberal arts schools are not only worthless, but damaging to society and ARE an evil that needs to be eliminated.

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The Real Reason for Millennial Mass Shootings
The Real Reason for Millennial Mass Shootings AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

While psychologists, liberals, leftists, politicians, journalists, and counselors fail miserably at diagnosing and thus preventing the increasing spate of millennial mass shooters, Cappy tenders an explanation that would put an end to it. Unfortunately, it means putting fathers back in charge of society. And that is too steep a price for lefty-lovin' America to pay.

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Request-I Want to be an Electrician, Parents Want Me to be a Doctor
Request-I Want to be an Electrician, Parents Want Me to be a Doctor AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

An 18 year old has VERY successful physicians for parents who DEMAND he become a doctor, when all he wants to do is become an electrician. Given his minimalistic desires in life, Cappy recommends becoming an electrician all the way. Just look out for your parents reaction when you tell them!

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"There's Something Wrong with Never-Married Men in their 40's"
"There's Something Wrong with Never-Married Men in their 40's" AaronClarey 3 Views • 9 years ago

The common refrain "there's something wrong with a man who's never been married by 40" is one used by increasing number of women who are rejected by them. A deeper look at "men never married by 40" shows, yes, some may be nerds, but most are just fiscally and morally responsible. And we don't want none of THAT now do we?

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Request-Do Business or STEM Majors Win in the End
Request-Do Business or STEM Majors Win in the End AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

An engineering major is about to graduate and feels he wasted 5 years of his youth because, "I'll end up working for a business major anyway." Cappy explains that's only the top 1% of business majors and the wheat WILL separate from the chaff now that college is over. Cappy also explains "how to find a wife."

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Never Attend the Carlson School of Management
Never Attend the Carlson School of Management AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

The Carlson School of Management is at best a very average business school whose reputation does not go beyond Minnesota's borders, and even then, it's not that good. Do NOT believe the hype if you are intending to attend CSOM. Go to a real business college like Wharton or U of Chicago.

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Why Your English Teacher Doesn't Know Jack Shit
Why Your English Teacher Doesn't Know Jack Shit AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

People who major in and then teach English are lazy, talentless slackers who never intended on working a real job in the first place. ERGO this is why they never publish real books because that takes genuine work and effort.

Don't be an English teacher. Be an author.

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Request-Why Teachers Should Never Give Career Advice
Request-Why Teachers Should Never Give Career Advice AaronClarey 3 Views • 9 years ago

A junior's English teacher tells him his pursuit of an associates in dental hygiene is stupid and he needs a 4 year degree. But dental hygienists make $20,000 a year more than English teachers with half the schooling. Cappy explains why you should NEVER listen to your teachers about career advice.

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Request-How to Stop Being Lazy
Request-How to Stop Being Lazy AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

A 22 year old lives at home, managed a 2.1 GPA in community college, is about to get married, and wants to know what he can do to stop being lazy. Cappy says, "stop being lazy."....well...maybe a little bit more.

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Request-Why It's Pointless to Chase Women
Request-Why It's Pointless to Chase Women AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

After a 4 year sexless relationship, a 30 something man wants to get back into the social world and dating. But he realizes there aren't that many people around. Cappy explains he should do what he wants instead of "trying" to be social. It will result in more real friends and more dates than had he (ironically) purposely chased after women.

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Request-What to Do After an Economics Degree
Request-What to Do After an Economics Degree AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

As many of you are finding out your economics degree is worthless. What's the next step? Well, perhaps this client's discussion with Cappy can provide some options.

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Why Young Men Should NOT Listen to Dennis Prager
Why Young Men Should NOT Listen to Dennis Prager AaronClarey 3 Views • 9 years ago

Cappy makes a plea to young men (and Dennis Prager) to really evaluate Prager's advice to young men about dating and marriage. It is outdated and thusly, horribly destructive.

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Why Hasn't the Economy Collapsed Yet?
Why Hasn't the Economy Collapsed Yet? AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A simple, plain, normal everyday-person economic explanation why the economy has not yet collapsed.

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Western Women Don't Deserve the Protection of Western Men
Western Women Don't Deserve the Protection of Western Men AaronClarey 4 Views • 9 years ago

In light of all the sexual assaults, rapes, and terrorist attacks by Muslim immigrants, Cappy asks, ""Who let them in? And who are they hurting?" The answer is western women, and thus, why no man should lift a finger or care to protect them

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Curse of the High IQ
Curse of the High IQ AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

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Request-"Lean Management" is Bullshit Management
Request-"Lean Management" is Bullshit Management AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

"Lean Management" isn't a thing. It's common sense masking the fact VERY common people populate the business and consulting world. Cappy explains why most consultants are bullshit and why you're not insane, it's your bosses who are very average, even incompetent people.

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Why Are Women Always Late
Why Are Women Always Late AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A client asks the age old question.
Cappy delivers the truth.

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What is Socialism?
What is Socialism? AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

A simple explanation as to what is socialism.

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Request: The Clarey Test Clarey, Molyneux, Aurini, Hitler
Request: The Clarey Test Clarey, Molyneux, Aurini, Hitler AaronClarey 3 Views • 9 years ago

A client wants the world famous "Clarey Test" applied to Stefan Molyneux, Davis Aurini, Aaron Clarey, and Adolf Hitler. The results are not that surprising.

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Request-Fuck the College Experience, College is for Jobs
Request-Fuck the College Experience, College is for Jobs AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

A young man has some questions about public versus private school, majoring in music and getting the college experience. Cappy explains college is for finding a job and that majoring in music (or political science) is stupid.

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Request-Selling Pretty Lies to the Sheeple
Request-Selling Pretty Lies to the Sheeple AaronClarey 1 Views • 9 years ago

After trying to help people, and getting nothing but hatred, entitlement, and whining in return, a man is at his wit's end and wants to know if all people are this dense. Yes...yes they are. And you should profit off of them by selling them pretty lies instead of the truth.

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Request-Traits the Top 1% of "Marriage Material Women" Have
Request-Traits the Top 1% of "Marriage Material Women" Have AaronClarey 2 Views • 9 years ago

Our West Coast Agent in the Field wants to know what qualities and traits were in Cappy's "Top 1%" of women he dated over his life. Cappy inventories and reviews them, resulting in some vital lessons for men looking into marriage.

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Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism Defined   Again
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism Defined Again AaronClarey 0 Views • 9 years ago

With the confusion that Sander is a socialist, but somehow Hillary Clinton and the democrats aren't, Cappy decides to make (another) rant about precisely what is Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism.

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MGTOW 101: What is MGTOW?
MGTOW 101: What is MGTOW? AaronClarey 6 Views • 8 years ago

An introductory explanation about the origins, history, and ramifications of MGTOW.

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Request-Why You're Fucked If You Have a Biology Degree
Request-Why You're Fucked If You Have a Biology Degree AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A naive biology graduate is working for free for a professor and wants to know how to avail himself of "industry contacts" to work in the field. Cappy advises, but also explains why biology is a worthless degree.

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Request-Tax or Audit: Which is For Me?
Request-Tax or Audit: Which is For Me? AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

Our resident CPA answers another question for those seeking careers in accounting. Which is the best fit for an aspiring CPA; Tax or Audit?

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Request-Dating a Girl w/ "Potential" Daddy Issues
Request-Dating a Girl w/ "Potential" Daddy Issues AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

Her father left her when she was 10. Her step dad molested her daily. Her mom emotionally abused her. And she's majoring in sociology! What could possibly go wrong with this catch!!!????

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Request-I Made Her Feel "Uncomfortable"
Request-I Made Her Feel "Uncomfortable" AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A college student has now had 2 complaints filed against him by girls who claimed he made them feel "uncomfortable." He wants to know what he's doing wrong or if it's feminism seeping into our colleges. Cappy answers.

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A Bet for Conan O'Brien on AR15's
A Bet for Conan O'Brien on AR15's AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A week's salary is all yours Coco if you want it. Just wait to see if it was Omar Mateen's pistol or his AR15 rifle that killed the most people according to the final police report.

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Request-Cappy's Take on Brexit
Request-Cappy's Take on Brexit AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

What really is Brexit and is it a good or bad thing for the UK? Cappy explains the reality and truth about Brexit and it doesn't take a genius to figure out why it's a good thing for the UK.

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Request-Friends Don't Let Friends Attend Law School
Request-Friends Don't Let Friends Attend Law School AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

4 friends want Cappy to help with an intervention to prevent their "Chicano Studies" majoring friend from going to a 3rd tier law school. Cappy explains why she shouldn't, but explains to the friends why she's not going to listen and is doomed to a life wasted

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Request-How to Lie On Your Resume
Request-How to Lie On Your Resume AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

Given corporations and baby boomer bosses are all liars, it's only fair you lie on your resume as well. But make sure you do it right.

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Request-Feminism: Don't Shoot, Let 'Em Burn!!!
Request-Feminism: Don't Shoot, Let 'Em Burn!!! AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A young man just went into the rabbit hole of feminism for the first time and is ENRAGED at what he saw. He wants a rant from Cappy against feminism, but Cappy has something much more vicious - let them live their lives.

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Request-Dear Millennials, All Jobs Suck
Request-Dear Millennials, All Jobs Suck AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A 27 year old is bringing down $60,000 for half time work,but doesn't like being lonely out in the oil fields. Cappy tells him to have a cup of STFU and be thankful for what he has.

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Request-Avoid the "Pussy Torpedo"
Request-Avoid the "Pussy Torpedo" AaronClarey 4 Views • 8 years ago

A 19 year old entrepreneur makes enough money online to travel the world. He wants to know what hurdles he will face socially, psychologically, and romantically. Cappy advises on all three fronts.

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Request-Feasibility of Early Retirement Extreme & Mr  Money Mustache Retirement Plans
Request-Feasibility of Early Retirement Extreme & Mr Money Mustache Retirement Plans AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A client wants to know the feasibility of Early Retirement Extreme and Mr. Money Mustache's retirement plans which hinge on minimalism and investing in indexed funds. Cappy runs some figures and finds they are feasible, but there are many caveats.

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Request-My Girlfriend is a Cheating Whore
Request-My Girlfriend is a Cheating Whore AaronClarey 9 Views • 8 years ago

A college student steals another guy's girlfriend, and is shocked she returns to her ex after a summer fling. Cappy explains what it's like dating sluts and whores in their 20's.

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Request-Should Virgins Just Get Prostitutes
Request-Should Virgins Just Get Prostitutes AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A 23 year old virgins asks if he should just get a prostitute to lose his virginity. Cappy says, "Yes" but then realizes there's more to this young man than an itching for sex.

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Request-Quitting the Rat Race
Request-Quitting the Rat Race AaronClarey 6 Views • 8 years ago

After a 20 year career in accounting and contracting, a 30 something wants to quit the rat race. Cappy advises.

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Why Smart People's Social Lives Suck
Why Smart People's Social Lives Suck AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

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Request-How to Retire Early
Request-How to Retire Early AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

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Request-How Can Men Compete Against the Government for Women?
Request-How Can Men Compete Against the Government for Women? AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

The government is replacing men. Some women are happy. Others are sad. Most just don't know. But how do men beat the government to win the hearts of women? Cappy answers. You don't.

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Request-How to Deal With Stupid People
Request-How to Deal With Stupid People AaronClarey 4 Views • 8 years ago

A foster father has concerns about stupid people, how they affect society, their ramifications for the future, and how to avoid/deal with them. Cappy delves into how he and society tolerates stupid people.

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Dear Millennials, Stop Majoring in Stupid Bullshit
Dear Millennials, Stop Majoring in Stupid Bullshit AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

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How to End Child Hunger and Poverty Once and For All
How to End Child Hunger and Poverty Once and For All AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

If anybody really cared about ending childhood poverty and hungry, they would implement this policy immediately.

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Request-Only Losers Go Into Debt
Request-Only Losers Go Into Debt AaronClarey 4 Views • 8 years ago

Debt is rarely a good thing. And the majority of people who go into it, not only do so for stupid reasons, but vanity, arrogance, ego, and hubris as well. They deserve ridicule, mockery, and exposure for the worthless, pointless humans they are. And maybe, just maybe, humanity might learn a lesson about debt.

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Request-MGTOW, Alt Right, Feminism and Other False Religions
Request-MGTOW, Alt Right, Feminism and Other False Religions AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

With the Alt Right being taken over by extremists, a client wonders if there are any parallels between that and what happened to MGTOW. And the answer is "yes, they're all fake religions." And religion attracts the losers of society.

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Request-Do Women REALLY Like Being Treated Like Shit?
Request-Do Women REALLY Like Being Treated Like Shit? AaronClarey 3 Views • 8 years ago

No, they don't. But a young man is trying to walk the balance between "playing it cool" and actually treating girls like shit. Cappy explains women do not want to be treated like shit, but treating them nice won't win them over either.

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Your Education Does Not Make You Smart
Your Education Does Not Make You Smart AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

Your college degree is common, meaningless, pointless, and worthless. And CERTAINLY does not mean you are smart.

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The Economics of Reverse Jungle Fever
The Economics of Reverse Jungle Fever AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

BLACK female/WHITE male marriages have LOWER divorce rates than same race marriages. BLACK male/WHITE females have TWICE the divorce rate. Cappy theorizes why, but also asks some of his mix raced couple friends.

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Why Cappy Doesn't Believe in Global Warming - UPDATED WITH CHARTS
Why Cappy Doesn't Believe in Global Warming - UPDATED WITH CHARTS AaronClarey 5 Views • 8 years ago

When you step back and look at "global warming" it more resembles a religion and scam than it does an honest concern about the Earth's climate.

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Request-Cappy's Top 10 Cities in America
Request-Cappy's Top 10 Cities in America AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A client wants to know what Cappy's favorite 10 cities in America are and he obliges.

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Request-Women Contacting Me Now That I've Turned 30
Request-Women Contacting Me Now That I've Turned 30 AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

After turning 30 a man is getting a flood of requests, contacts, and inquiries from girls who wouldn't touch him in high school. Is this common? Why? And how should he respond?

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Request-Why Entrepreneurship is the ONLY Way to Become Rich
Request-Why Entrepreneurship is the ONLY Way to Become Rich AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

A young man wants to know if the CFA, MBA or CPA is the best way to get rich. None of the above. Riches are achieved through entrepreneurship, though some of those things may help him get there.

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St  Paul vs Minneapolis: Which Is Better
St Paul vs Minneapolis: Which Is Better AaronClarey 0 Views • 8 years ago

Both are leftist shit holes. But St. Paul is clearly the better choice when it comes to night life, culture, architecture, people, and fun.

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Request-Internships are Bullshit
Request-Internships are Bullshit AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

An aspiring actuary is freaking out he doesn't have an internship lined up this summer. No problem dude. Internships are worthless and usually not worth your time.

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I Want to Visit Vegas, Seoul, and Bang Fat Titted Asian Chicks
I Want to Visit Vegas, Seoul, and Bang Fat Titted Asian Chicks AaronClarey 2 Views • 8 years ago

A 20 year old has the dream of visiting Asia and banging big titted chicks, but his folks want him to go to school at all costs. Fuck college. Go to Asia.

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How to Get Laid
How to Get Laid AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

It takes hard work, working out, rejection, discipline and nerves. And anybody who tells you otherwise is lying.

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Request - Why Girls Don't Respond on Tinder
Request - Why Girls Don't Respond on Tinder AaronClarey 7 Views • 8 years ago

A young man is wondering what the "magic words" are for an opening line on Tinder. Cappy explains there are none and the chase ends when she doesn't respond.

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Request-Living at Home to Save Money
Request-Living at Home to Save Money AaronClarey 1 Views • 8 years ago

There's nothing wrong with living at home....as long as you're saving up to buy a house with cash.

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Poverty, Sex, and Injustice - Why Men Crack
Poverty, Sex, and Injustice - Why Men Crack AaronClarey 4 Views • 8 years ago

A client is noticing an increasing number of young men going off the deep end and wants to know the causes. Cappy discusses poverty, sex, justice, Maslows Hierarchy of needs and more as he explains the immense pressure young men face which cracks some of them, sending them off the deep end.

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Am I a Loser?
Am I a Loser? AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

Even though he wasted 4 years playing video games and watching porn, because he has no debt and no worthless degree, this 23 year old is ahead of most of his millennial peers. But if he's making concrete steps towards improvement, is he a loser? Cappy says no.

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Request-The Virgin with No Friends Who Lives at Home
Request-The Virgin with No Friends Who Lives at Home AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A 29 year old virgin with no friends who lives at home wants advice. Cappy dispenses and unloads.

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Request-Jealous of the Alpha Male at Work
Request-Jealous of the Alpha Male at Work AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

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Request-Is It Worth It Becoming Rich?
Request-Is It Worth It Becoming Rich? AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Is millions of dollars worth the sacrifice of life? Very unlikely, unless you find a brilliant idea that just naturally makes money.

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Request-Career Options for Low IQ People
Request-Career Options for Low IQ People AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A client with an IQ of 87 wonders what his employment prospects are. But he writes so well there's no way Cappy believes he only has an IQ of 87. Cappy then questions the tests this man was given.

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College is for Losers
College is for Losers AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A 19 year old minimalist makes $20,000 a year during summers running his own business. But he commutes 2 hours a day to college, even though he hates it. What should he do? Cappy advises.

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Request-Why IT People Don't Need to Tolerate Office Politics
Request-Why IT People Don't Need to Tolerate Office Politics AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

Office politics is beneath STEM professionals. You majored in STEM to avoid this unnecessary evil. Do not tolerate it in your professional life.

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How Evil is Profitable
How Evil is Profitable AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Based on a Dove soap commercial, Cappy estimates lies and evil is 430x's more valuable than truth and reality.

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Men Increasingly Realizing College is a Scam
Men Increasingly Realizing College is a Scam AaronClarey 0 Views • 7 years ago

End worthless degrees like the cancer they are!
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Request-Tinder is the Toxic Waste Dump of Society's Rejects
Request-Tinder is the Toxic Waste Dump of Society's Rejects AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy tries Tinder, and LOATHES it. Life it too short for Tinder.

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Request-Stop Spending Money You Fucktard!!
Request-Stop Spending Money You Fucktard!! AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

A man can easily achieve his dream of living in a small cabin on a lake...if he stops pissing away his money.

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Why Most Humans are Worthless
Why Most Humans are Worthless AaronClarey 4 Views • 7 years ago

Which makes the good ones all that much more precious:
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How Smart People Can Be Happy
How Smart People Can Be Happy AaronClarey 2 Views • 7 years ago

Cappy advises a young man with an IQ of 150 how smart people can find happiness.
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"There's Just Something About Him"
"There's Just Something About Him" AaronClarey 1 Views • 7 years ago

A group of guys have an overweight, beta loser as a friend who just slays the women. They ask the girls why and they say, "There's just something about him." Cappy explains this canard to the best of his abilities.
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Cappy's Opinion on Interracial Marriage, Immigration, and Ethnonationalism
Cappy's Opinion on Interracial Marriage, Immigration, and Ethnonationalism AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

A long, but interesting request from a client who herself is in an interracial marriage.
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Can Muslim and Western Men Align Against Feminism and Socialism?
Can Muslim and Western Men Align Against Feminism and Socialism? AaronClarey 3 Views • 7 years ago

An interesting question. Since Muslims are just as repulsed by feminism and general western decay, would an alliance between traditional Muslim men and Western men be possible to purge the West of feminism and socialism?

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