31 YEAR OLD VIRGIN

I was once wagging (absconding) from school and there was a day time drama shit trip on the TV - and it was about a woman who was 55 years old who had never had an orgasam.... Like there were VHS sex education tapes, there were VHS PORN tapes (Yah John Holmes) and there were SEX magazines.... and there were even therapists... etc..... and she is sitting there blubbering that she could not rub 2 fucking brain cells together to have a go at it her self..... Get one nice warm cucumber and a jar of vaseline etc... and finger your clit - does it feel better or worse.... then just do MORE of the better... You know I have hated that retarded piece of shit ever since..