A White Knight Catches Hot Lead!!!

When you have a family to protect, white knighting for someone else is stealing from your family. You are robbing them of their father, brother, son, and giving what you stole to some worthless whore who won't even say thank you. This white knight learned this the hard way. Now, as his kids go hungry, that thot won't do a thing. If you dare ask her, she'll play the victim.
These skimpily-dressed unaccompanied women on the street who expect you to be their unpaid personal army, they want to steal a son from your parents, a brother from your siblings, and a father from your children. Hate them, and you'll never feel the urge to white knight.

Dudley Do-Right of the Canadian Mounties was the ultimate white knight, complete with bugle music. All Nell ever gave him was a kiss. She probably sucked off Snidley Whiplash for being the bad guy. He always tied her to the train tracks. (S&M?)

"Anyway, Let's Get To That Scorecard, Shall We? For location..."
Oops. Oh wait. My bad. Wrong program.