Bank Holidays ADs

NO sales anytime soon, too many people dying from "Unknown Causes ". The leading cause of death in USA and Canada.

They may not have funeral sales, but I know a lot of Guys in the trade and the humor is fantastic, but not in front of the costumer's though! lol!

Don’t think too deeply or you might be 6 ft under, no charge for a land whale sitting upon an unfortunate fellow.

On a sidenote the reason they get people to renovate their bathrooms and kitchens is because they cost the most to renovate. So more money is made. The ironic thing is people tend to spend the least amount of time in those rooms compared to other's. A contractor pointed that out to me and it seems to fit.