blackpill-The great Ooffy-doofie war

as you get older your body starts to feel oofy doofy can't help it.

I think the key to happiness is not to worry about what women want. Be who you want to be. Period. Stop worrying about what those cunts want. They are all irrational and crazy. They don't even know what they want, except it's always something they don't currently have.

Oofy doofy theory created by hell dashboard light is genius. Yes the commercials showing goofy men is influential. I think the way to get a girlfriend today is to be friendzoned. Many self respecting or busy men will be like I dont have time for this, due to the enormous opportunity costs, low success rate, enormous time investment. Goofies are more then happy to stick around and be their emotional tampon or worship her, until she breaks up with some guy, and then it's the goofies turn after months or years of waiting for his turn as a second or fourth sloppies. Not only that, but goofballs probably genuinely enjoy the idiotic crap or trivialities women talk to one another about and their idiotic dynamics when they start screeching like chickens in a henhouse over petty or cringey things like the douchey teenagers they are. Also goofies have the perception of being loyal and having a platonic romance at least in the cunt's small mind and also by the energy they emit. Shit attracts shit, universal law like gravity.