Cautionary Tale Vs Pay For Play

Jesus the jewish zombie in low earth orbit, with his 12 boyfriends frowns on male - female sex - as he came back to love all menkind. He told me so by telepathy.

God didn't make us flawed, you can thank Eve for eating the fruit, and Adam for not supervising her.

God mostly cares about how we treat each other. Masturbation isn't even clearly prohibited in scripture, but sex outside of marriage is. A lot of people who would give you a hard time about masturbating do far worse things.

@AcquireZeal: Excellent points. I did an admittedly brief study in the scriptures on masturbation and I agree it is unclear. The Catholic ban is based on a clearly taken out of context story in Genesis. Most Protestant religions leave it a gray area. They usually reference the "he who lusts after a woman with his eye has already committed adultery in his heart." I couldn't decide where a doll would fit into any of it.