Crazy Road Rage Karen Freakout

Receptionist:
How do you write women so well?

Melvin Udall:
I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

I would say shoot the women but most people don't carry elephant guns with them it would take a lot of lead to put that land whale down

Some people need to get a life. SMH.

Two femons trying to communicate is a joke in itself.

I FEEL SORRY FOR THESE OBEASTS ...
they lead such lonely, manless, fuckless, miserable lives. Young women, if youre reading this, use such women as anti models, because you dont want to live like them. They are only half alive and deeply unhappy.