Dave? Dave's not Here!

In Honor of that Scumbag Junkie and his Mind Fuck Bullshit.

Dave (Dave's not here)

Recorded 1971 - 52 years ago.

"Who is it?"
"It's me, Dave. Open up, I've got the stuff."
Dave knocks again.
"Who?"
"It's Dave. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here."
Another knock.
"Who is it?"
"It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I've got the stuff with me."
"Who?"
"Dave - open up."
"Dave?"
"Yeah, Dave. C'mon, open up. I thnk the cops saw me.
"Dave's not here."
"No, man. I'm Dave, man."
Knocks again.
"Hey, c'mon man."
"Who is it?"
"It's Dave, man. Will you open up, I've got the stuff."
"Who?"
"Dave, man - open up?"
"Dave?"
"Yeah."
"Dave's not here!"
"I know, man. I am Dave. C'mon..."
Knocks again.
"Open up the door, will ya? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me."
"Who is it?"
"Oh, what the hell?'
Bangs the door.
"Open up the door, it's Dave!"
"Who?"
"Dave! D-A-V-E. Will you open up the goddamed door?"
"Dave?
"Yeah, Dave!"
"Dave?"
"Right, man. Dave. Now will youi open up the door?"
"Dave's not here!"