Do's and Don'ts On A First Date (Should You Kiss Her?)

On first date treat her exactly the way she treats you. Get signed copies of the granting a kiss agreement also signed by her mother. Pay 50% of the cost of the date and no more. At the first sign of entitlement from her, walk away!

So men will say that she's wasting your time if you aren't getting sexual by date three, or week three, or whatever funny number they come up with.

Now we have a series of jump cuts telling us about kissing on the first date.

Let's take a step back and consider this for a moment. If she's "dating" other guys, and usually she is if she's dating at all, that means she's having sex with other guys, even if it's a few. This means that at some point before your magical first kiss she's had other dude's dongs in her mouth, very highly likely in fact. Spits or swallows, it doesn't make a difference.

This means that mouth you're so eager to score a first kiss on has had someone else ejaculating into it.

Think that doesn't happen? I personally know more than one woman that has done this, not just on dating, but also cheating, and also seeing a fwb before going on a date.

That first kiss isn't magical anymore. Now it's just fluid and disease exchange, and even if she's D&D free, you're all but putting a rinsed out used condom in your mouth.

Enjoy the orgy, I guess.