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Do not feed the hippos.

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⁣Never feed hungry, hungry hippos. Fat chicks are low hanging fruit. They are very easy pickings. Some men going thru a dry spell will invite these hippos over on a slow Thursday night. But once those hippos get the D, they are damn near impossible to shake. Once they get the D from you, they will stalk you, they will want you to come meet her family, she will want you to meet her grandmother, she will want you to volunteer at the humane society and other events. After you have post nut clarity, you will realize the grave mistake you made. It is not fun having a giant beast walking around your house, she will bring a plate of food from the kitchen at eat it in the bed, she will get crumbs all over the sheets and tell you, that she wants to be exclusive with you. So once the hippo leaves, change your phone number, move away, do what ever you need to do. Gentlemen, if you need to get your rocks off, look at alternative ways besides feeding the hippos.
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John_Doe
John_Doe 3 years ago  

Now THAT'S a bitch slap!

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Mr_Sluggo
Mr_Sluggo
3 years ago

I was so hoping that Hippo would bite his fucking hand off.

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Sardonic Smile
Sardonic Smile
3 years ago

I am Amazed at the ignorance and stupidity of this guy. Smacking this 3000 lb animal in attempting to back it into the exhibit. No concrete guard or high wall; not even a moat to distance from the viewing public. Even bigger is the idiot who designed this "habitat".

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