Don't help a pig you twat.

He even shat himself in embarrassment LMFAO! His new nickname should be poopy pants skidmark boy. How the Hell did this bitch boi cop even get into such a predicament? Haha, well regardless every single last cop in the western world deserves this and so much worse.

whats your name and badge number? .. heh

Whats with the hole in his underwear? I don't even want to know what happened here. I just cannot believe how broken ones mind must be to work for the UK police at this point. Its hard to believe considering how nice the welfare state is there. Can't believe they can get anyone to work at all

Even the "cops" from "The Blues Brothers" were able to avoid this type of predicament, though a lot of their vehicles weren't quite so fortunate.

Fucking Aussie Gestapo bastard