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First Date

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SoloManZone
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redmaple
redmaple
3 years ago

"Pretend you don't have a vagina". Sparks start to fly from her skull, smoke jets from her ears and blood gushes out her nose. Lol

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SoloManZone
SoloManZone
3 years ago

Exactly

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mrghoster
mrghoster
3 years ago

The LAST Date I had was in a balsa wood tray covered in plastic with a little wooden fork. It had more Taste than most femon's I've dated I can tell you! and not so clingy either!

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SoloManZone
SoloManZone
3 years ago

I'm having a date later with a brown bottle called Bud.....I told the date to bring friends

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mrghoster
mrghoster
3 years ago

This actually reminds me of a Date I had way back in the 1980! lol! Once I pre-arranged to met this very plain and dowdy chick in a pub. In those day's the local paper had a page called "Find a Fiend" (Sorry Find a FRIEND)! and an old mate of mine and myself used to write of to these ad's and the next evening we would tell of our experiences! lol! This chick came in to the pub, walked straight over to ME and said are you him from find a fiend? she shoved me over and sat down and asked for a Pimm's. rather startled at this I replied "Can I get you a drink"? Yeh a Pimm's I said. anyway stupidly enough ? I remained there. All she fucking talked about was this fiat sports car she had turned up in, remember this was in the 80's when Fiat car's were SHITE! Anyway I said excuse me I need the men's room and slipped out the back door of the pub where I had taken the precaution to park! lol!

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SoloManZone
SoloManZone
3 years ago

well done!... she could have been the first wife

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mrghoster
mrghoster
3 years ago

@SoloMan Zone: The first and ONLY wife was worse than that until I divorced it, that was a close call. My God that was nearly 32 years ago I escaped? Phewoo!

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