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Flies in Australia

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson
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The little buzzing cunts.... Where I live, the baddish swarms of them rate about a 4, the cloud of them in the video rate about a 6, and they just get way worse...... Fly netting veils are sort of mandatory on a bicycle - as the little cunts kamakazi into your mouth and fuck up making a U turn at the back of your throat, and they try to make it down into your lungs after the crash into your tonsils. Or they fly up into your nose. These things are the go. ⁣https://cdn.shopify.com/s/file....s/1/1936/2849/produc

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

Despite all the shit people put on flies, cause they are 100% cunts, we all evolved from the same germ at the same time, only we got into the final form in the last few hundred thousand years, and flies got it sorted 400 - 500 million years ago and have more or less remained unchanged. https://archaeologynewsnetwork.....blogspot.com/2011/0

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SoloManZone
SoloManZone
3 years ago

Lot of protein flying around there

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hqwebsite
hqwebsite
3 years ago

The fly lines: Two walking proteins around here.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@hqwebsite: I think the worst thing about them - which is everything, is when it's really hot, your covered in dirt and shit and grime and in a really bad mood, and your laying in the dirt, under the car, pushing the gear box back into position - and there are 5 or 10 of these little fuckers getting in your eyes, up your nose, in your mouth etc.. and the anger psychosis is setting in...

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hqwebsite
hqwebsite
3 years ago

Maybe they want a host to lay their eggs.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

The "sticky bush fly" - the females need nitrogen based salts and protein to fertilise and grow their eggs, so when the flies are swarming all over you, they are after your sweat and the grimy, oily residues on your skin and clothing.

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hqwebsite
hqwebsite
3 years ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: Nitrogen based salt = Urea. Pleasant way to call it.

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Mark E
Mark E
3 years ago

Thats a LOT of Flys!

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

Yeah it's fuck all to be proud of and brag about, but we do have lots of them. Without fly netting on your face, they are just fucking cunts.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

I recall seeing a photo of the troops stationed in Africa - chasing Rommel, and in the hot desert, between battles, there is fuck all to do. So the soldiers held fly swatting competitions - and the pile was a big cone of dead flies about a meter or so high.... It was one of those rare events, photographed, and printed in some obscure book, lost in the mists of time.... I wish I could find it through. There are WORSE fly infestations and the events that create them, like big open mass graves etc.... Just awful actually.

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