FROM THE HOLY CRAP DEPARTMENT - LASER BUTT CRACK TATTOO REMOVAL - OUCH!? (MY THOUGHTS IN THE DESC.)

I don't think this is a one off either. I think this takes multiple treatments so this is really bad. Some choices we make in life are hard to fix. Many can't be fixed. This was a painful lesson. Now she will be the butt of jokes for months and years to come. It's a real bummer she is having to go through this. <br> <br>I can't tell if that is her in pain or a porn playing in the background...You need a steady hand for this kind of work. If the laser hits the rusty sheriff’s badge, she's gonna fly off that table like a butterfly shot out of a rocket. I am willing to bet this is not the most stupid thing she has done in her life. There is more to this story. Maybe she needed it removed for a job interview? Butt what job? <br> <br>&amp;quot;Please sit down&amp;quot;...&amp;quot;no I will stand&amp;quot;. I long bumpy car ride home would not be good. I wonder if there is an extra charge for hemorrhoids or if they are included ? I mean how does one get to the point where they wake up one day and debate... <br>&amp;quot;Should I go to college or get a butterfly tattooed on my butt hole ?&amp;quot;... Maybe a henna tattoo or one of those 50 cent stickers would have been good for a trial run on this? You know something that washes off first. Kind of like a test drive ? <br> <br>When you get back from trying it out...&amp;quot;Well how did you like it ? &amp;quot; &amp;quot;I think I will just get a bunny tattoo on my tit and keep it simple&amp;quot; <br> <br>When she becomes a mother &amp;quot;mommy why is there a butterfly flying out of your butt ?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Was it a tattoo of a caterpillar and it turned into a butterfly ?&amp;quot; At school the next day &amp;quot;Guess what my mommy has that I bet your mommy does not have !&amp;quot; &amp;quot;My mommy has a butt fly !&amp;quot; <br> <br>Is this the result of too many lines of coke one night at the strip club ? Would she be like &amp;quot;for $20 I will show you my butt erfly collection.&amp;quot; Did she like pass out and thus became the butt of a bad joke ? <br> <br>Maybe it is a Butt terfly ? I have so so many questions. I have come to the conclusion that there is a stupid tax for some out there. Did she suddenly come to the realization that a butterfly with a stink hole for a face is less sexy than previously thought ? I mean who were the critics once this was done ? <br> <br>Is there some kind of tattoo Olympics I am unaware of ? I mean were they scoring this ? ???9️⃣? Was there one dissenting judge who said &amp;quot;I will give her face a ten but her asinine ? <br> <br>Daddy was so proud. <br> <br>And such a nice canvas to absolutely wreck with this tattoo. Artistically this would be like painting a mustache and a goatee on the Mona Lisa. I would say more butt I really think I have said enough. <br> <br>SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE