How To Get the CLAP and call it a Twerk Tutorial!

This shows just how dumb fefails are? If it's gonna' be in a kitched surely making ME a sandwichg would be less physical? I mean thisa CUNT doesn't even have an ASS to twerk! lol! WTF is the point of Twerking anyways? I personally find it a turn offf instantly, especially when you find out that many animals with colon problems do this to inwardly scratch the itch! lol! And where the fuick did the name for this twerk come from "THE CLAP"! lol! Maybe with all the fefail STD's around it seems an appropriate name kind of? Jeeezzzz!!!! I think I've seen bigger hips on a Chicken McNugget! fuck this whore is so unattracvtive I'm getting an ingrowing hard on!