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Queretaro (keretaro)
Is another one of my favorite places. More upper class white famer Mexicans live in that state. I fell in love with a lot of white Mexican girls there. It's not full of tourism. It's not the cheapest state but definitely one of the cleanest.

When I was in Oaxaca pronounced (wahaka).
I was eaten alive by mosquitoes. It's hotter than Florida. But then again I was in the middle of a forest. I saw some plants that would close up when you touch them look for those they are awesome. Grass looks weird like blue and a lot of nature. I meet some people that didint even speak Spanish they where real natives. And spoke (nawalt)
There is this smelly cheese around that area that my family would litterly fight over and smuggle over the boarder whenever we bring it here. The food there definitely has more nutrients no questions about it. I actually wonder if Monsanto owns those seeds in mexico.
Here is the cheese. https://cdn2.cocinadelirante.c....om/sites/default/fil
I like to pretend I'm Mexican as long as I can when talking to girls down there. My Spanish is good, but it comes with an American accent. I got in a lot of fights speaking English in in school while in mexico. It can be easy for an American to make a Mexican jelous.
Dating was so easy in Mexican, I'm sad I didn't take advantage when I was down there.

What do you have against CBP?

It’s all in eyes and posture. Don’t stand looking like a question mark. This should be obvious. Other one is hunters eyes. Some of us have slightly serious faces. Think Clint Eastwood eyes, like you’ve been in blazing sun all your life. Don’t look like the deer that’s about to bounce off your truck at 9pm on some rural roads. Those are called prey eyes.