Jordan Peterson: Clean Your Room ♫ (Evanescence Parody) ♫ (MIRRORED)

You’re a chimpanzee full of snakes, your life’s a war… <br> <br>Let me lead you out of chaos <br> <br>And into order <br> <br>You set a goal (Buuuuuucko) <br> <br>For 5 years from now, bucko! <br> <br>Perhaps even you could manage that <br> <br>So lets go…. <br> <br> <br>(CLEAN THAT UP) <br>CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN! <br>(CANT CLEAN UP) <br>FOLLOW YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN <br>(CLEAN THAT UP) <br>THINK ABOUT THE MAN YOU COULD BECOME! <br> <br>(CLEAN THAT UP) <br>POST MODERNISMS BAD <br>(CANT CLEAN UP) <br>SO GO FIND YOUR DAD <br>(CLEAN THAT UP) <br>AND SAVE HIM FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALE <br> <br> <br> <br>Post modern neo-marxists hacks <br> <br>They want to smear me <br> <br>Reeeeee-ing at my followers <br> <br>Who want to come and see me talk <br> <br>Cuz they don’t know (Background vocals “Buuuckoooooo”) <br> <br>That this world has so much hope <br> <br>If you're willing to suffer for that <br> <br>Then lets go... <br> <br> <br> <br>(I CANT CLEAN UP) <br>CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN! <br>(CANT CLEAN UP) <br>FOLLOW YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN <br>(CANT CLEAN UP) <br>THINK ABOUT THE MAN YOU COULD BECOME! <br> <br>(I CANT CLEAN UP) <br>POST MODERNISMS BAD <br>(CANT CLEAN UP) <br>SO GO FIND YOUR DAD <br>(CANT CLEAN UP) <br>AND SAVE HIM FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALE <br> <br>Soooort youuuursellllf out <br>(You’re a him or a her) <br>(I’m not calling you xer) <br>Soooort youuuursellllf out <br>(Stop telling lies) <br>(That you know to be lies) <br> <br>You cannot escape the suffering that comes with life <br>Carry all your pain <br>Become hero archetype <br> <br>(CLEAN THAT UP) <br>CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN! <br>(CANT CLEAN UP) <br>FOLLOW YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN <br>(CANT CLEAN UP) <br>THINK ABOUT THE MAN YOU COULD BECOME! <br> <br>(CLEAN THAT UP) <br>POST MODERNISMS BAD <br>(CANT CLEAN UP) <br>SO GO FIND YOUR DAD <br>(CLEAN THAT UP) <br>AND SAVE HIM FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALE <br> <br>Soooort youuuursellllf out <br>Stop telling lies <br>That you know to be lies <br>Soooort youuuursellllf out