Man crashes stolen forklift into Apple Store

An unnamed man decided it would be a brilliant idea to hijack a forklift from an LA construction site on Tuesday, even though he didn’t need to lift any forks. Instead, he crashed the forklift into an Apple Store, then took off at full speed with his horn blaring (we like to think he was also shouting ‘I AM THE FORK LORD’). <br> <br>There were no reports of any injuries, although he will have caused immeasurable harm to hipsters by damaging an Apple Store. The man was eventually detained by LA police, who say that his motives remain unclear. Listen, the Fork Lord doesn’t need motives. <br> <br>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <br>Freedom over censorship, truth over narrative. <br>Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RTnews <br>Follow us on Telegram: https://t.me/rtnews <br>Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/RT_com