MAN SCRIPTS - How to Never Get In Trouble With Her Again

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Bonus scripts!

The “She’s Not In The Mood” Script ":
I’m very sorry that I asked if you’re in the mood for consensual sexual relations. I can see that you’re clearly tired even though you don’t look tired at all. It was profoundly wrong of me. You should probably report me to the #MeToo movement."

The “Should women have the right to choose Script?:
"As a man, I do not have the right to even have an opinion on this topic. I don’t even know why God created men. You look, beautiful sweetheart. Especially when you’re angry."

The “Cold Shoulder” Script:
"I just want you to know that I know I’m wrong. Your silence is teaching me this powerful lesson very well. You convey a lot of compassionate wisdom through your silent, sage-like ways."