National Fap Day Special: House Party Revisited: The Liz Katz Gritty Kitty Murder Mystery!

Damn, the Katz lady obviously wants you following like a lost puppy!? I bet she is based on a real person or IP persona...

Damn. That Blond is the office looks like she wants to give a blowjob! WTF? A dinosaur suit... could you imagine the furry adventure you cold have with that... err scaly adventure!? What tease... I rather play that SIMS game where they fuck! Well, I think it's SIMS: I never played one before! I was just thinking I used to play Age of Empires, I & II, and Age of Mythology until I got stuck... is there an Age of Sexual Conquest or something? We could be like the Hebrews in the desert after Exodus and grow a fucking army! uhm, electronically of course as avatars.

What? What do you mean you can't fuck the cat lady? That fire pit had nice chairs for fucking her there! and then take her over to the deck and fuck her on the lazy boy! If the pussycat doth not protest, fucker in the hot tub too... let the water rinse away the seat and body fluids... not a fun game then. Oh well, I dozed off... House Party? Perhaps, we need a Hoes' Party game.

I am not sure what game this is, but all I kept thinking was take this cat lady upstairs to a bedroom and make her purr. Damn, she talks enough; seemed like a good reason to plug her mouth with a dick!