Nicolas Cage Gets Married For the 5th Time LOL - MGTOW

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This video is brought to you by a donation from Thomas but he didn't send me a specific topic. So what I'd like to do is cover the fifth marriage. For a guy that loves the birds but the not the bees this guy sure does get married quite a bit. I seems like only a few months ago I was covering his last marriage to Erika Koike, a 19 year old makeup artist but he was drunk when he married her in Vegas so the whole thing was annulled because they were both intoxicated and she was seeing someone else at the same time. Cage is such a white knight that the first time he got married he proposed to Patricia Arquette when he was only 19 years old and she pretty much rejected him by saying she would marry him if he could accomplish a bunch of crazy tasks she thought were impossible. Met when they were both 19. He accomplished all those things like finding a black orchid and other nutso things and when he did she refused to marry him. Then when she turned 27 she called him up and said she's ready to get married. She calls the whole ordeal romantic. I called it a carousel rider that smacks into the wall and she calls Nicolas Cage 27 there to pickup the pieces. She probably banged through half of Hollywood before settling on a marriage with him because she found no one as obsessed and committed to her as Cage was. They were soon married and even sooner divorced. He also married Lisa Marie Pressley after she becamse the sloppy second's of Michael Jackson while bubbles the chimp was watching and choking the chicken from the doorway of their bedroom. How is that for romantic? Monkey Jiz. As for the latest marriage he proposed to his latest wife Riko Shibata a 26 year old East Asian at the Wynn Casino in Vegas. He hadn't even seen her for six months and then he proposes to her. Because you know that sounds like a perfectly healthy relationship doesn't it? Anyways, I'll discuss more in just a moment but let me first tell everyone about today's sponsor The MGTOW Book Collection: Now back to the Nicolas Cage shit show. From pictures of the two of them before the wedding he put on a bit of weight and he's starting to look like fat Steven Seagal. But he lost the weight for the wedding and the bloat is gone. He got Riko a black diamond engagement ring that's probably worth a fortune. The ring he bought Lisa Marie Presley was worth sixty-five thousand dollars and while on joy ride at sea they had a mysterious boating accident and fight where the ring ended up going overboard and it was lost at sea never to be seen again. He hired a bunch of scuba divers to try and find the ring but with zero luck. The guy is 57 years old and needs to enjoy what's left of his life instead of finding another wife. He should be spending time with his weird goth son trying to get him out of trouble. His son also recently had a child making Nicolas Cage a grandfather. He should be busy bouncing grandchildren in his lap instead of 26 year old gold digging Japanese women. She's not even all that attractive for someone from her background and her age. First he goes from used up Hollywood royalty and then turning to Michael Jackson's sloppy seconds to then finally settle for a string of Asian brides. His sexual marketplace value was either super low from acting weird when he fell for Lisa Marie and Patricia Arquette or he just can't keep it in his pants. My thinking is he can't control himself so he keeps going from one bad marriage to the next. He has a couple of sons and at least one of them seems to have problems. Plus he's had financial problems before. Plus his career isn't really on the up and up anymore. His longest marriage I'm surprised lasted from 2004 all the way to 2016.





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