Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre and Jake Sullivan Gaggle Aboard Air Force One En Route London, UK

Cocaine party time! Going to do some lines with Megan Markle huh? Maybe the weirdo royal will supply some slave children for Cabbage Patch head and Jake Sullivan who makes my life unsafe and unsecure.
Air Force One? You mean the head global criminal's party airbus. How many human trafficking cages are on that plane I wonder? Glad I'm a male and an adult so I won't kidnapped by the US Gov Feds for your amusement. Look out England though. Gov overlords coming to town to ruin your life and force you into your cages while they take over your public taxpayer funded roads and public spaces.
It sure would be nice if good productive people just stopped letting terrible humans rule over them at all. Good people have to wait for the afterlife after their suffer under Hell's royalty on Earth.