Primeval Survival Techniques Male and Female Revealed

She needs a finish line and a winner to fuck.
Nothing else.
Stop racing, gentlemen.

Ahhh-men. Good reading and tale. You summed it all up with a bow on top

One flaw in this tale? I noticed they didn't have the urge to find clothes? They were boat people from the sinking of a nudist camp rowing boat trip out I guess?

After all that fruit his next primeval urge is the need for a SHIT, in the forest he see's something Blue which solves his housing problem It is a Porta Potty left by aliens thousands of years ago! Hmm, Safe and dry he thinks well that count's the porta potty out then! He finds a CAVE, and he names it his MAN CAVE, then another primeval urge hit's him, that is the need to make something and by a train set! 00 HO scale - it is after all only a small cave.

The femon arrives on the island. Her primeval urges kick in when she see's the MAN and out flop her tit's and a bad victim like attitude is thrown at the MAN. She see's all the beautiful color's and then her primeval urges continue to erupt, She looks Round. where are all the fluffy kitten's and fat bulging 6 figure wallet's she thinks, where is my princess's Palace and my glass slipper's? She walks into the forest she is happy, then Sad, then angry and spiteful, she starts to cry because she has just started her period. The MAN see's her and knowing she is on the RAG leaves by a bamboo boat he built in his MAN CAVE via a beach on the far side of the island. Here ends our tale! Close call fella!

He looks down and see's what he thinks is a Wild Pig running through the forest only to be dissapointed to find it's a Fat Femon!