REMOVING THOSE CLIMATARDS THAT ARE BLOCKING THE ROAD

How to remove libturds from road:
Step 1: Grab their wrist
Step 2: Twist wrist till arm is straight and elbow is locked (this is called an arm bar)
Step 3: Smash your other fist into their locked elbow shattering it (takes approx 15lbs of pressure)
Step 4: Grab them by the collar and drag them to the side (they won't get up, but lay there moaning and screaming)
Step 5: Go to next libturd and repeat steps 1 to 5 till road is clear

They were way too easy on them!

I think severe beatings with some goodly 1/2" ID garden hose, about a meter long, should be not only encouraged, it should be permitted, around the body. Standard garden hose sizes are quite efficacious.

It's basically good quality, non lethal, standard instruments of torture, that is totally fun and leaves nasty bruising and welts that are very painful for quite some time...

A thorough flogging with these is the ultimate in gentlemanly hobbies and attire.

Plus a good length of garden hose is easy to keep on the back seat of the car.

And the screaming as you and others flog them, will give you a hard on.

Praise Jesus.