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She Thinks SMART water is MAGIC Water!

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Personally anything with the word SMART on it usually attract's people like this! lol"

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sauger1001
sauger1001
3 years ago

Thirty years ago I had a girl I brought down to my place for some "fun", before she got married (found out that part later, Lol). She wanted to heat up a pizza in the oven, and turned the temperature to 500°F, figuring it would warm up like a microwave, in about a minute. I realized this AFTER my smoke alarm went off. I hope she knows how to cook now (if she's still married). If not, I feel bad for her husband, who probably married her for her smoking hot body, though she's probably beyond post wall by now.

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TAOGYOW - The Art of Going Your Own Way!

At least we know she swallows! AHAHAHA that's the only reason he's keeping her around!

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Mustang
Mustang
3 years ago

Poor Jen, she has a time, don't she?!

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Mark E
Mark E
3 years ago

Could you imagine living with this broad?

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

Yes....

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Mark E
Mark E
3 years ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: lol...Well then Sir you have my deepest sympathies!

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@Mark E: I have figured out that one of my cats is sort of a Downs Syndrome kind of a cat - or some thing sort of like it. And I have had to say to myself, "Well this is just the way he is - it makes him perfect and special and all I have to do is accept him as he is and train him out of his few and only bad / dangerous habits (chewing through live electrical cables) and the rest of him is pretty right.... He is a little odd, and a touch peculiar, a bit out of the average - but I love him just as he is. Jen is sort of similar with her funny ideas and interesting ways of understanding the universe, except for the fact that as far as I know, she can't lick her own arse, I'd be happy living with her. Most women are intellectually handicapped, special needs people as a matter of course. Jen just happens to be a bit nicer than the usual.

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Mark E
Mark E
3 years ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: Well said Sir...I can't argue with any of that!

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@Mark E: I only wish that Jen could lick her own arse. This would be awesome.

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Mark E
Mark E
3 years ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: And entertaining to watch!

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hqwebsite
hqwebsite
3 years ago

I wonder if she did finish school. Did she ever attend any?

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

High School does not necessarily make you smart, it's doing what you can with what you have, that makes you smart.

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