‘She was 12 and I was 30’ – Joe Biden

In words so inappropriate you’d think they were being said by his son Hunter, Joe Biden wowed a teachers’ union when he pointed at a young woman in the crowd and said ‘you gotta say hi to me. We go back a long way. She was 12, I was 30.’ Obviously, America’s gaffe magnet in chief wasn’t finished, adding that ‘she helped me get a lot done.’ We’re not asking, we don’t want to know. Biden’s speech then went onto blame everything on those pesky Republicans, as is tradition. <br> <br>In other news, it was found on Hunter Biden’s infamous laptop that Joe Biden was listed in Hunter’s phone as ‘Pedo Pete.’ We’re sure that these two stories aren’t related.