Simp Signs 17 Page Relationship Contract After Dating 2 Weeks - WTF?

So this simp igned a 17 page relationship contract compiled solely by a chick he'd been dating all of two weeks. In addition to agreeing to give her gifts every two weeks, and pay for everything, he also agreed that her dog comes before him. That's right. Her dog. Is it just me, or is this guy the biggest simp on planet earth? Watch this video, and let me know what you think ;)

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