Size Does Matter

They use dildos as big as babies these days. If only they could figure out how reality works.

I've chosen the MGTOW Monk Lifestyle. I don't care what women think.

Now! Dick measurement? Is it from what can be see beyond the pube's? or is it from where your pipe exit's you crutch bu ya ASS. what about GIRTH? doesn't that count for anything or do Femon's prefer "Pencil dicks" or what I call CUCKS. Quite honestly I though WALLET size had taken over from Dick size? Personally I use mine as a YARDSTICK, when I say I wouldn't touch a Femon with a Barge Pole, I'm revealing my not so secret truth! lol!

I bet this femon has a MALE "MEMBERS" only club fee you have to pay as well? The nice thing about having a big DICK, is when your leg's get tired you can lean forward on it to have a rest! lol!

Yep like a two stroke engine, but rather than piston slap, these day's it's more a case of "PISSED" and a "SLAPPER"? it's becoming hard today (Well actually NOT)! but it is difficult today to tell if a Femon is farting or it has a stretched vagina with a worn seal. wondered why Femons walk around sounding like Dirt Bikes (Sorry DIRT BAGS)! In my life Femon's have become NOTHING but a joke to laugh at.

WHY 5.(9), what is special about (.9)? I'll just put it down to Femon logic, or lack of it. So I guess my 9.95 doesn't qualitfy! lol! Being a modern Femon they don't understand okld REAL measurements so she probably means 5.9 mm's or cm's, boy is she in for a disappointment!