Solitary Man To The Rescue

Ive worked out your REAL name Solo Man! It's Terence because you are really Solo "Terry" Man! I know you like Clint Eastwood and Dirty Harry? I just hope the WOKE femon movies don't get hold of Dirty Harry, and turn it into "Flirty Mary" or anything, I mean where the hell could you find an actor with the name "CLIT Eastwood"!

At the end HE still say's let's go for a beer. I would have not invited her and vanished immediately to safety.

A wife you hate and a ship full of sailors who have not had a fuck in ages? = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ - Could be a good arrangement while they are in port.

Bareback over the bow for $20 a pop.....

The only condition that they keep her, and when they get tired of her shit.... just cut the ropes...

I was hoping her head would catch fire....
I wonder if you could remove a microwaves door and use it as her latest fashionable hat....
If you bypass all the interlocks, she could use it as a head warmer.

Just saying....

Ice picking femons, lobotomies for all the fairer sex and a safer sane world for all.