Sunshine and Cheerful kong Yiji. The lyrics are in the description box. Read the lyrics to the song; and laugh along w

本视频为鬼山哥（作者本人）在Acfun发布的补档，现已404处理 <br> <br>穿上一件破旧的长衫 径直来到鲁镇酒店 <br>Wearing an old long gown, I went straight to the Lu Town Hotel. <br>叫来伙计 温两碗酒 一碟茴香豆九文大钱 <br>I called the waiter and asked for two bowls of warm wine and a dish of aniseed beans for nine coins. <br> <br>我说着之乎者也 惹来嘲笑 不知不觉涨红了脸 <br>As I spoke jargon, I attracted ridicule and unknowingly turned red in the face. <br> <br> <br>你怎么这样污我的清白 喝口酒与他们继续争辩 <br>Why do you tarnish my innocence like this? Take a sip of wine and continue arguing with them. <br> <br>骆驼祥子 之所以死 是因为他拉车不够努力 <br>The reason why Rickshaw Boy Xiangzi died was that he didn't work hard enough to pull the cart. <br> <br> <br>鲁迅 的每一篇文章 都碰了不能碰的话题 <br>Every article by Lu Xun touches on untouchable topics. <br> <br> <br>陈胜吴广 的日子不甜 是因为不能脚踏实地 <br>The days of Chen Sheng and Wu Guang were not sweet because they could not be down-to-earth. <br> <br>最后时刻目光移向我 问我到底算个什么东西 <br>As the final moment approached, the gaze turned to me and asked what kind of person I really was. <br> <br>我看看长衫说我是 <br>I looked at my long gown and said, I am <br> <br>阳光开朗孔乙己 阳光开朗孔乙己 <br>a cheerful and optimistic Kong Yiji, a cheerful and optimistic Kong Yiji. <br> <br>他那离谱的文笔 质问我服不服气 <br>His outrageous writing style questioned whether I was angry or not. <br> <br>阳光开朗孔乙己 阳光开朗孔乙己 <br>Cheerful and optimistic Kong Yiji, cheerful and optimistic Kong Yiji. <br> <br>劳动力倒进河里 我也不便宜卖你 <br>I won't sell myself cheap even if I throw my labor into the river. <br> <br>阳光开朗孔乙己 阳光开朗孔乙己 <br>Cheerful and optimistic Kong Yiji, cheerful and optimistic Kong Yiji. <br> <br>你开着兰博基尼 却笑我不够努力 <br>You drive a Lamborghini and laugh at me for not working hard enough. <br> <br>阳光开朗孔乙己 阳光开朗孔乙己 <br>Cheerful and optimistic Kong Yiji, cheerful and optimistic Kong Yiji <br> <br>这腐朽的旧社会 和我有寄吧 关系 <br>This corrupt old society has nothing Fxxking to do with me. <br> <br>虽然我每天都洗脸 但口袋比脸还干净 <br>Although I wash my face every day, my pocket is even cleaner than my face (because I am penniless). <br> <br>我只好穿着长衫 替官老爷抄书忙个不停 <br>I can only wear a long gown and work tirelessly to write documents for the officials. <br> <br>本以为工作很清闲 不曾想却是玖玖陆 <br>I thought the job was easy, but it turned out to be 996 . <br> <br>干完后因恶意讨薪 饥饿的我被官兵抓走 <br>After finishing the work, I was caught by the officials' soldiers for maliciously demanding wages while starving. <br> <br>这万恶的旧社会 为什么会没有劳动法 <br>Why does this wicked old society not have labor laws? <br> <br>我们寻常百姓的尊严 为何会轻易被肉食者践踏 <br>Why is the dignity of us ordinary people easily trampled by the carnivores? <br> <br>这些离谱的故事与遭遇 现在也没人敢回答 <br>No one dares to answer these outrageous stories and experiences now. <br> <br>最后食客们目光移向我 问我你为何一点也不怕 <br>Finally, the diners' eyes turned to me and asked why I wasn't afraid at all. <br> <br>我笑着说因为我是 <br> I smiled and said, Because I am <br> <br>阳光开朗孔乙己 阳光开朗孔乙己 <br>a cheerful and optimistic Kong Yiji, a cheerful and optimistic Kong Yiji. <br> <br> <br>势单力薄的枝丫 早已放弃了挣扎 <br>The powerless branches have long given up struggling, <br> <br>阳光开朗孔乙己 阳光开朗孔乙己 <br>Kong Yiji, optimistic and cheerful, Kong Yiji, optimistic and cheerful, <br> <br>棱角被岁月冲刷 徒留了几道伤疤 <br>The edges and corners have been eroded by time, leaving only a few scars, <br> <br> <br>阳光开朗孔乙己 阳光开朗孔乙己 <br>Kong Yiji, optimistic and cheerful, Kong Yiji, optimistic and cheerful, <br> <br>乐观是我的爪牙 面具下眼泛泪花 <br>Optimism is my tool, tears in my eyes behind the mask <br> <br>阳光开朗孔乙己 阳光开朗孔乙己 <br>Kong Yiji, optimistic and cheerful, Kong Yiji, optimistic and cheerful, <br> <br>你问我幸不幸福 我只想说句脏话 <br>You ask me if I am happy, and I just want to greet your mom with Fxxx! <br> <br>听我说完了之后 店内充满快活的空气 <br>After I finished speaking, the air in the restaurant was filled with joy. <br> <br>那些谩骂质疑反驳嘲笑 与我有何关系 <br>What do those insults, doubts, rebuttals, and ridicule have to do with me? <br> <br>读书是为了中华崛起 而不是去送外卖快递 <br>Reading is for the rise of China, not for delivering takeout or express. <br> <br>所有人听完后露出放肆的笑容 <br>After everyone listened, they showed a reckless smile, <br> <br>除了那个傻逼的 <br>Except for that idiot, <br> <br>阳光开朗孔乙己 阳光开朗孔乙己 <br>Kong Yiji, optimistic and cheerful, Kong Yiji, optimistic and cheerful, <br> <br>撕开这腐朽的墙 寻一丝正道的光 <br>Tear down the decayed walls and seek a ray of light on the right path. <br> <br>阳光开朗孔乙己 阳光开朗孔乙己 <br>Kong Yiji, optimistic and cheerful, Kong Yiji, optimistic and cheerful, <br> <br>无论批评和赞扬 都需要有人鼓掌 <br>Whether criticism or praise, there should be someone to applaud. <br> <br>阳光开朗孔乙己 阳光开朗孔乙己 <br>Kong Yiji, optimistic and cheerful, Kong Yiji, optimistic and cheerful, <br>精选的评论之上 有多少热血难凉 <br>How much hot blood is there beyond the selected comments that cannot be cooled? <br>阳光开朗孔乙己 阳光开朗孔乙己 <br>Kong Yiji, optimistic and cheerful, Kong Yiji, optimistic and cheerful, <br> <br>孔明是我的理想 商鞅是我的下场 <br>Smart Kong Ming is my ideal, and being dismembered by five horses and being torn to pieces like Shang Yang is my fate.