Survival

Any fella that had a Dad would know to sneak an extra bottle of 500ml in with him. He could stuff it down his shorts and show his manhood off with no suspicion!

My money is on the guy who had a father. Good chance his father had him out in the wood's. On a side note it's kind of that that human beings need to be taught to survive in their natural environment.

The answer is obvious, #1. Dude brought up in a TRADITIONAL household with a FATHER and a mother conquers his surroundings! #2. The simp brought up by just a mother would take time to absorb the "beauty of his surroundings", then start to panic because he's not sure if he can make it to the gay bar before last call in hopes of meeting his new "friend" again, then cries himself to sleep! #3. The broad who can't find her ass with both hands and a flashlight wouldn't come back at all because I've beaten her to death with a shovel for not shutting the fuck up and buried her in a shallow grave!...now, where's that simp? >:)