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TEXAS HOMEOWNER REPELS HOME INVADER WITH A SPEAR, "HE SPLATTERED BLOOD ? LIKE A DEER" ?

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Poked so many holes in his butt he didn't know which one to crap through ! The homeowner with the spear sounds like he about one bubble off however. &amp;quot;He splattered blood here and he splattered there like a deer.&amp;quot; He may have splattered blood like a dear, but what did he taste like ? <br> <br>Protected his single wide castle he did. He is one of the Knights Of The Folding Tray Tables. <br> <br>SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94
1 year ago

Well, I like it: Going Medieval on his ass, well the whole of him anyway...

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

Yeah pity about the lack of anal action....

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sbseed
sbseed
1 year ago

excellent, this guy is awesome!

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Councilof1
Councilof1
1 year ago

He's a nicer person than I. I would have stabbed him in his dick. That video will never get old.

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Straven
Straven
1 year ago

I would of just kept on stabbing. You break into my fckn home I see you as an instant lethal threat and I won't stop till your dead. The end.

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Councilof1
Councilof1
1 year ago

@Straven: I wouldn't have stopped. That would just be the beginning of the fun.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

When you go to rob someone at 3am... there are only 3 kinds of people... The first will run out the door screaming, the second will hide under the bed, and the third will embrace the opportunity to lay their hands upon you in the name of Jesus and cast out these evil spirits....

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Councilof1
Councilof1
1 year ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: Good point.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@Councilof1: LOL

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94
1 year ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: what about the fouth kind of person? Someone just wanting to kill somebody and get away with it... I know these people are out there! I met some... Plus, Tom Cruise as short lil Reacher described them... Plus that epic line he said to the dirty FBI agent: "I do what you do, but all my suspects are trained killers."

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@WMHarrison94: Yeah I created the "X 3" idea to just simplify the issues - rathen than multitudes of minutea - and I am not sure if you understood just how nasty the "laying their hands upon them in the name of Jesus" really is.... It means there are some people who, if someone breaks into their home at 3am - they will actively hunt them and kill them... It was a jocular way of expressing how some people do not like getting fucked with.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@Straven: "I thought he had a gun in his hands - so I speared him several times to protect myself"

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@WMHarrison94: There are some people who are positively thrilled at the idea of killing and injuring thieves... A night of excitment.....

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94
1 year ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: Yeah... that's not very Christian like, you know turning the other cheek. I mean I am not the best Christian but God of Israel or Christ wants three things from us: Believe in God of Israel and His Son Jesus Christ though I prefer Joshua or Yoshua Christos, which is how it is written in Greek (God in Cosplay,) Love thy neighbor, and (try to) to the best of your ability live like Christ showing and living da way: However, I consider the pedos as predators, and we all know the good shepherd protects his flock from predators such as wolves, bears, giants, and fucking Heathens-- well King David did any ways...

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94
1 year ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: The fact he bragged about spearing the intruder might be used against him in court-- too many Leftist shit Liberals moving to Texas and Florida! There wil be a poor bastard sacrificed to take this to the Supreme Court to try to undermine the Constitution: However, the way I look at it: If you violate the Constitution (willfully) as a "public servant," kill first-- ask questions later. Too many if not all of them are puppets to the rich or technocorps. End them: Examples need to be amde and these politicians need both accountability and the fear of God of Israel and His people in their hearts. Just saying...

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94
1 year ago

I know it's a pipe dream now... the Cathedral needs to be ended, tried, and hanged publicly for treason amoung other crimes. Us Americans I fear are the last Hope: If they take our guns and incorporate real IDs or passport vaccines (tracking us) and Central Bank digital currencies (more like central bank scam) , the world will be their slaves unless Russia stops them... China is in league with them unless it collapses before the US does.... just saying, very hard times ahead...

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sauger1001
sauger1001
1 year ago

@Councilof1: Once he "got the point" (pun intended), seeing him try to escape tells other burglars and robbers in the area what to expect, when they see the blood oozing out this guy's body. Message sent. Idiots abound however, so another "example" will have to be made periodically.

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94
1 year ago

@sauger1001: yeah, the best part-- it doesn't jeopardize our guns... the elites much be pissed. We are not the slaves they took us for using Mao's communists tactics! Who knew? I did! and I have been bitching about it!

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sauger1001
sauger1001
1 year ago

@WMHarrison94: Please help me, but didn't The Word (Jn. 1:1) say something to the effect it would be better if a millstone was hung on their necks, then cast into the sea, than to cause these little ones to sin (Mt. 18:6; Lk. 17:2)? Just asking for a friend (Popp/Blake). Vengeance is His.

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