The Good Parent - By the Splendid Gary Orsum

Poor little bastard and only 5 years old? Where does the problem lay? Well a mother with a MAN's hair cut is a good start, then the ignorant blaming of "Genetic's" to cover up HER bad mothering skill's? Then the FACT the mother is some lazy Scouse CUNT, (comes from Merseyside), No disrespect to Liverpudlian's intended just HER! I say this because I read something a while nack that said the worst Mother's in the UK were found in Liverpool and Glasgow?

OK "Wack" (that's Liverpudlian) you want a Weetabix with plenty of artery clogging Cholesterol on it? Here you are Son mubch on this block of LARD whilst I go and do "FUCK ALL" and fill myself with my own SELF PITY! lol!

OK the fruit is a good idea, but not eating much or not eating at all for a while would be a better option. This kid will end up with a Gastric Band and probably wont live to 20 years old?

What he was eating in 2 hours I would have in a day and a half? I do this think called the 16/8 fast. You eat sensibly from 12 noon to 8 pm or less. The 16 hour fasting is the easy part as you do most of it over night anyways? When I get up (NO Breakfast) and just Tea or Green Tea or Coffee until noon. then start the cycle again. been doing this about a fortnight now and the love handkles and double chine are almost gone.

Did you know that "Breakfast" was started in America before WW2? The reason was they had a glut of Wheat and didn't want to waste a chance for profit? so tking a page out of the Kellogg Brothers book and the Corn Flake, they started the idea of Breakfast? Yes some but not most people may have had some food before going out in the fields for the day, but often took it with them?

By the way the Corn Flake was not invented as a Breakfast? Nope, it was a medicine of sort's. The Kellogg's were doctor's and had an asylum and experiments done found that Corn Flakes stopped the inmates from Masturbating, totally true no word of a lie it is History, check it out for yourself. So if people want to stop being WANKER's buy some Corn Flakes! lol!